Spears, Fire, and Death (Or: Tan and Ivolt LP Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light)*

The curse of the dark spear!

Temple Grounds
Spider Tomb
Summoning-Forgotten Gate
Toxic Swamp
Flooded Passage-Jaws of Death
Jaws of Death (Reprise)-Fiery Depths
Belly of the Beast
Stronghold Passage
The Mirror's Wake
Xolotl's Stronghold





Others will be uploaded and added as they finish.

Part 2.

So Ivolt can't see the L in Elin?

Read you all talk about things I don't care about. Wait, what?

Oh, Ivolt. :wacko:

This LP just goes on to show my mastery of the English language.

Also, that I am terrible at everything.

EVERYTHING.

I thought the E in Elin was a long e sound? That's how the Swedish girl I knew in second grade pronounced it, and it was spelled the same. Though there may have been an umlaut on it... which would make sense.

Anyways, epic exchange there.

"In the future, we'll have un-loud explosives."
"... You mean silent?"

Yeah, it's amazing how much humour you can get with someone to bounce off.

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

I thought the E in Elin was a long e sound? That's how the Swedish girl I knew in second grade pronounced it, and it was spelled the same. Though there may have been an umlaut on it... which would make sense.

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I think you're right. I just pronounce it wrong. :'D

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Originally Posted by Mimori

I think you're right. I just pronounce it wrong. :'D

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It's your username, so it's pronounced how you wish/you can pronounce it how you want, I'd say :P

Kind of like how most people seem to think mine is "Tan-the-is", but I always pronouce it "Tan-thigh-is" :whistle:

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

Kind of like how most people seem to think mine is "Tan-the-is", but I always pronouce it "Tan-thigh-is" :whistle:

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That doesn't even make sense, Tan. You need to switch the i and the a if you're going to pronounce it like that. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

That doesn't even make sense, Tan. You need to switch the i and the a if you're going to pronounce it like that. :wacko:

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It makes sense in my head. Silent a :P

But I actually don't care sense most just say "Tan" instead of the whole thing anyway :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

It makes sense in my head. Silent a :P

But I actually don't care sense most just say "Tan" instead of the whole thing anyway :wacko:

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So you have a silent a, and you say the i twice? :wacko:

I'm going to watch the update(s) before I sleep, I do believe. I expect more hilarious commentary.

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

It's your username, so it's pronounced how you wish/you can pronounce it how you want, I'd say :P

Kind of like how most people seem to think mine is "Tan-the-is", but I always pronouce it "Tan-thigh-is" :whistle:

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Yeah, but it's taken from a Swedish character from a Swedish film. I'd say the Swedish probably know how to pronounce it better than me. ^^;;;

Whaaaaa...? Mind = blown.

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Originally Posted by Milady

So you have a silent a, and you say the i twice? :wacko:

I'm going to watch the update(s) before I sleep, I do believe. I expect more hilarious commentary.

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Ok, not really (or I just explained it wrong :P). But yeah, when I made the name (actually made the Dragonlance connection after the fact :sweat:) the "as" sounded like "ess" or "is". Pronounced it that way ever since :shrug:

edit: And yeah, I'm not even sure I'm posting phonetically correctly :sweat:

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Originally Posted by Mimori

Yeah, but it's taken from a Swedish character from a Swedish film. I'd say the Swedish probably know how to pronounce it better than me. ^^;;;

Whaaaaa...? Mind = blown.

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I still say you can pronounce it how you want when you use it :P

I get that a lot :whistle:

This... Could take a while. Each vid is taking about 30-40 minutes to upload. And there's still over 2 hours to split up. So yeah, it may not be done this weekend. But here's parts 5 and 6 anyway!

Two for one! Flooded Passage and Jaws of Death.

Yep, we ran through Jaws of Death twice. So Jaws of Death through Fiery Depths.

We enter the Belly of the Beast. Will we be digested?

Stronghold Passage.

What lies in The Mirror's Wake?

Xolotl's Stronghold.

This was, all in all, a series of bad ideas plagued with even more bad ideas, glitches, and Tan being insane.

And Tan harming me in various ways. He is no longer allowed in 30 feet of me with an explosive.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

This was, all in all, a series of bad ideas plagued with even more bad ideas, glitches, and Tan being insane.

And Tan harming me in various ways. He is no longer allowed in 30 feet of me with an explosive.

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I don't know what you're talking ab*camera drags both of us into pit*

I swear, it's like you made my luck even worse.

Phasing through floors, basically going blind, dying spontaneously? All of that and more happened with you.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

I swear, it's like you made my luck even worse.

Phasing through floors, basically going blind, dying spontaneously? All of that and more happened with you.

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And to me.

Still fun though :P

Gotta admit, the first couple of videos are pretty much the best thing that I've seen in a long time. :wacko: I'm gonna have to dedicate some time to finish all of these, when it's not 6AM.

Watching these videos again. It occurs to me Tan can't see the monster in Jaws of Death (or Mr.Insta-death, as I have now named him). It manages to make this funnier, as Tan constantly wonders what killed me, and I can't fathom how he can't see THE GIANT LANDFISH.

Good times~

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Watching these videos again. It occurs to me Tan can't see the monster in Jaws of Death (or Mr.Insta-death, as I have now named him). It manages to make this funnier, as Tan constantly wonders what killed me, and I can't fathom how he can't see THE GIANT LANDFISH.

Good times~

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I wish we got to see the part where the level disappeared, minus flames and glowing eyes.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Watching these videos again. It occurs to me Tan can't see the monster in Jaws of Death (or Mr.Insta-death, as I have now named him). It manages to make this funnier, as Tan constantly wonders what killed me, and I can't fathom how he can't see THE GIANT LANDFISH.

Good times~

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What, did you think I was kidding when I said I couldn't see the thing? Even at the end when I said I just saw chunks coming out of nowhere?

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Originally Posted by Milady

I wish we got to see the part where the level disappeared, minus flames and glowing eyes.

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Blame Ivolt's lack of a card.

Don't blame Ivolt, just his lack of a capture card.