Proof:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-.../JesusDino.jpg
I got this video from a different message board, but it brings some very strange ideas along with it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnxQiCg9qpg
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Proof:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-.../JesusDino.jpg
I got this video from a different message board, but it brings some very strange ideas along with it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnxQiCg9qpg
reminds me of a certain someone persuading an audience that dragons were in the bible too. good ol' king jimmy.
Yeah we were there.
Nah, that's the re-release. They put the Dinosaurs in as an after thought....y'know, to please the non believers. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kosmo Yagkoto
That is exactly what I thought when I saw that video.Quote:
Originally Posted by youthquake
And you guys thought that the jews killed jesus.
LOL @ Jesus riding the pussysaursQuote:
Originally Posted by Kosmo Yagkoto
He actually has a sweet DVD that has stuff like that on it too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kosmo Yagkoto
The real question here is, what about Adam and Eve, where they cave men or what? Cave men in the bible yo. So I vote for the cave fetus.
The old dude is brain washing little kids into this. why is it such a big deal anyway should it really matter what people think of evaluation instead of people brain washing little kids into it.
Who Jesus?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigboy360
fetus
i don't do "teh b1ble!1+shift=! h4><"
Of course dinosaurs are in the bible.
Thank you Raptor Jesus.
Jesus wasn't a raptor. He was a Brachiosaurus.
Tell that to GODQuote:
Originally Posted by Hijuda
Well, he'll deny it. He disowned Jesus for being a pussy and not completely fucking over a single race, right?
Many know him as Chuck Norris.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Chuck Norris is really fucking old.
On Topic: k.
Chuck Norris does not get old. Time gets Chuck Norris.Quote:
Originally Posted by Queer is King
Yeah,
his beard can cure cancer.
Chuck Norris that is,
not this jesus geezer everyones banging on about.
Well fuck, people that make religous art would sure have an easier time with Genesis if they could just cover Eve with body hair. :wacko: No more bothering with strategically placed leaves and snakes.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
That would be amazing. I wonder how people would feel about Adam and Eve being apes. Religion mixed with evolution. Imagine how it would be depicted. It looks like I have a religion to start.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming
dinotopia was atlantis.
jesus came to earth as a fireball and whisked them away. the result of this was a giant flood from the impact. one cave man, Noah, built a raft and refused the drowning dinos on board.
however, another cave man, John Hammond, created a larger raft and let some come on. They floated for forty days until the flood subsided and landed on an island near present day Costa Rica.
Just checking with you, but I am pretty sure that they live in Gary Indiana with Biggie, Tupac, and Elvis right?Quote:
Originally Posted by youthquake
Don't just make Adam and Eve ape-men...
Make them chimpanzees. :D You could do a live-action "In the beginning" movie with an all-animal cast! Dunno how you'd get a chimp and a snake to get along, though. I recommend drugs.
The dinosaurs are in the Garden of Eden... before they evolved into birds and cows.
I'd rather not see the chimp and snake get along. It will just be an alternate version of the story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming
Hot.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
The bible states that they were made in God's image. I don't think God is an ape.
But it does prove one thing. God is gay, literally.
So very naive. What else can talk to snakes besides Apes?Quote:
Originally Posted by Goshi
Wasn't the snake really Satan in a disguise? I'm pretty sure I remember the bible stating that,
Yes. And because this has yet to be stated, the identity of the forbidden fruit is also unknown. It may have been an apple but it just of easily could have been something else.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goshi
No the dude explaining the video with the crappy looking laptop.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
it's kind of like that movie 'We're Back.' except this time Jesus is riding a sauroposeidon as the armageddon arrives.
I could care less, I believe what I believe and I believe that if I live a good life and do right by God I'll be rewarded with an eternity in heaven. If were wrong about God and the Bible, oh well, better safe than sorry.
Heaven's gotta be getting a little crowded up there.Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovefirearms
2000ish years of people dying and all. And its not like its hard to get into, all you gotta do is repent your sin's.
Well, the thing is you have to be more than a good person to get in according to the Bible. You have to accept Jesus as your lord and savor. So, basically, if you are a Jew, Muslim, Scientologist, or just not Christian your pretty well fucked.Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovefirearms
Wonder if Dinosaurs are in heaven. Seeing they in the bible and all. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
I'm more worried about hell getting too crowded.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
That's what I'm saying. I'll eventually get around to repenting for my sins for the past year(s). :dread:
Yeah I have accepted him.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Exactly, so hells gotta be more full than heaven.
You also got keep in mind cars are going up there tooQuote:
Originally Posted by Jase
"We put souls into our cars."
Well of course they are! :-3Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
Well I got school now so I'm off.
EDIT: Shit, I thought this was the hangout thread! !@#$!@#$%!@#$!