Goddamn i hate cops...

OK this is a true story. These are the events of today of what i remember and of what i can spell. GODDAMN I FUCKING HATE COPS. this is what happened. today. I apologize for the lack of proper vocabulary cuz i am wasted. now onto the hating cops shit. I GOT 2 SUMMONS TODAY FOR NO FUCKING REASON! OOUTRAGEOUS!

OK my buddy calls me up around 11:30 AM saying he'll meet me up at Stillwell train station at noon. I"m like kthx no prob we get wasted ok. Wwe meet up we go around his school and the liquor store that sells to underage folks is closed. So we ask bums for another one. WE get to the other store and they to us. We get a Cisco each. The 750 mL ones. 4 bucks each. Fucking nice. We go to a park and get hammered. Then we decide to get another one each. So we go to the store and do it. Then on our way back my buddy is trying to break into his school and then the fucking pigs see us and come out of nowhere and start giving us shit.

We were actually cold and trying to break into to school for warmth. My buddy has a nice excuse. The main entrace was closed and usually the shcool had othe entrances during weekends that geeek nubs go to rehearse plays and geek shit like that. So he told those faggot cops that he had books to return. Those faggot cops took our cisco and spilt that shit out. and a can of budweiser that my buddy stole. fucking faggot cops. our excuse was good enough. Then they even gave us summons. I dont remember why but when i said "i bet you guys did the same shit when you were our age" he requested the summons back and wrote more shit on it. then i ripped mine up and my buddy procedded to do the same. fuck you pigs. summons for no fucking reason fucking assholes.

then we bought cheap vodka instead of cisco again and went on the train to go to manhattan (aka the city). we get out we chill around and go to some church. i steal a bible LOL NUBS. bla bla. we go to some guitar center and jam on guitars and drums while severly hammered meaning we cant play shit. we leave and on the way back to brooklyn we steal more booze and drink that shite and vodka. on the train i'm falsely preaching jesusism (i'm an atheist and anti-religious. i am the blasphemer kthx) my buddy gets annoyed so he throws my bible onto the train tracks. I pretend that I'm going to go for it then 2 more faggot pigs come out of nowhere and take us upstairs and give us transit summons. FUCKING FAGGOTS I SWEAR MAN! they said we were disturbing the piece and provoking violence with others and making fun of women. WTF FAGGOTS?! all i was doing was preaching false christianity and me and my buddy were making fun of jesus and each other. wtf does that have to do with women and threatening other nubs? the faggot pigs gave us transit summons for 50 bucks and even refused to give us their badge numbers. my buddy requested to photograph their badge numbers with his camera phone but the pig was like "no man i'm a nub you keep your hands out of your pockets or i arrest you cuz i'm a faggot nub."

Sorry for the mispelling vocabulary and the vulgar language. but this was complete bullshit. faggot cops charged us for wrong shit both times. and the pigs the second time around said they did the same shit as us when they were our age. they said they drank olde english 40's and got wasted in public like us but still they gave us bullshit summons. anyways the first summons i ripped up and the 2nd one i gave them a fake address. no fucking am i going to court again. before i got summons for being in the park after dusk. WTF I'M IN THE PARK AT FUCKING 8:30 PM THE SUN IS STILL OUT YET I GET A SUMMONS FOR IT. FUCKNG PIGS FUCK YOU!

sorry i just had to vent out my frustrations kthxbai nubs...

That's awsome.

in hatred of pigs now listening to Sepultura - Anticop over and over again \m/

You win the game of life. Wow.

I dont know that is to much reading for me but i hate cops they jacked 100 bucks from me a couple months ago

wtf... cops are in coronation with last.fm i've been listening to anticop songs for about the last hour and nothing showed up... wtf. goddamn cops...

........right...

So, you got drunk, tried to break into a school, mouthed off to the police, and think it's their fault you got into trouble? I wonder why they didn't believe you when you said you were "just trying to return books". Then you got even more blasted (on cheap vodka, no less), start mocking religions, your friend throws your Bible (stolen, no less) onto the tracks, you start mock-fighting, and wonder why you get another summons? As a bystander, the way you describe it makes it seem like it'd just look like two drunkards fighting over religion (the whole mock-fighting bit is a dynamic between you two as friends that they wouldn't know). There's a point at which complaining someone else is the cause of your problems is just laughable. ;)
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Now if only I could just say the same thing to my sister...is this a frequent thing among teenagers? I knew I was always a half-step off, but really...

we werent mock fighting over religion dude. we're both atheists and we love to joke around about religion. he just got pissed at me spreading the false word of jesus.

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Originally Posted by Tancred

we werent mock fighting over religion dude. we're both atheists and we love to joke around about religion. he just got pissed at me spreading the false word of jesus.

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Oh...I read "going at it" as euphemism for fighting, so fake going at it as mock-fighting, rather than it being the Bible and the phrase being literal (which I see rereading). I suppose it depends on how you were going about the preaching for your side, but the throwing the Bible onto the tracks still seems...over the top. You didn't do that, though. Ah, well... :)

Damnit. Apon reviewing my response to this I see Ciel beat me to the punch. But here it is anyways. Would have gotten it in faster but I kept getting interrupted.



Wait....let me get this strait. You bought liquor while underage (Illegal), stole a beer (illegal), you got drunk while underage (illegal), then you tried to break into your school (Illegal regardless of the resions). Then you get busted by the cops that are doing they're jobs, while you have liquor on your persons and get butt hurt about it and talk back to the cops (illegal, which I have to admit is lame) All total that is enough to send you to jail. But they let you off with a slap on the wrist.
So afterwards you buy more booze (illegal), go to a church steal a bible (which I'm not sure if that was a theft. They probably don't care that people take them) then you steal more booze (are we seeing a running theme here?), then while disrespecting a religion (which is protected by the constitution and as such gives the train cops enough resion to give you two shit) your buddy throws your bible out (littering *tisk*)

Am I getting all this right? Are you seeing where I'm going with this?? I'm sure the cops did do stuff like that when they were your age most people do stupid shit when they are young.

Karma's a bitch, eh?
You sound like a terrible person, a testament to the correlation of people that hate cops and the people that engage in illegal activities and get busted.
I don't hate cops. Why? I don't do bad things and thus aren't confronted by police.

Public intoxication, underage drinking, breaking and entering, theft, disturbing the peace.
Yes, clearly the police are wrong in this situation. You poor oppressed little kid. :(
Maybe in 20 years you'll look back and realize what a prick you were when you were young, but most people like this never mature so I wouldn't hold my breath.

That brought a tear to my eye KnightofNachos.

OMG. I'm a bad person? I"m a goddamn honors studen believe it or not with an 85 average. not all that fancy but awesome enough to get to a good college. i plan to major in music and become a guitar teacher int he future. mad easy job, makes enough money for booze and has enough free time to have a band which i really neeed.

Yea you guys all supporting cops... well where were the po-po's on thursday? huh? my buddy found a hammer when we were both hammered and knocked off the head of a jesus statue... we also stole around 8 more beers after drinking 3 st ide's each and filling the last one with wine and vodka. then we went to best buy and played the keyboards on full blast for an hour. no one stopped us... no one told us to chill out. shit we even passed out in someones driveway and the guy parked there was like "you nubs okay?" my buddy was like "yea bro lemme wake my buddy up and we'll GTFO kthx" and everyone was all smooth. no probs with anyone nothing wrong.

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OMG. I'm a bad person? I"m a goddamn honors studen believe it or not with an 85 average. not all that fancy but awesome enough to get to a good college. i plan to major in music and become a guitar teacher int he future. mad easy job, makes enough money for booze and has enough free time to have a band which i really neeed.

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Grades mean nothing in concern to one's character. Your behavior speaks much more about your intelligence than a piece of paper with pencil markings on it.

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Yea you guys all supporting cops... well where were the po-po's on thursday? huh? my buddy found a hammer when we were both hammered and knocked off the head of a jesus statue...

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Wow, you guys are even more pathetic than I had preciously thought. You're an insult to other athiests, no, to all of mankind. I can't wait until you get your wake-up call one day. If only I could be there to see it in person.

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we also stole around 8 more beers after drinking 3 st ide's each and filling the last one with wine and vodka.

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Awesome. I take back my words, you're just a great human being.

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then we went to best buy and played the keyboards on full blast for an hour. no one stopped us... no one told us to chill out.

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There's nothing illegal about playing display instruments in a store.

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shit we even passed out in someones driveway and the guy parked there was like "you nubs okay?" my buddy was like "yea bro lemme wake my buddy up and we'll GTFO kthx" and everyone was all smooth. no probs with anyone nothing wrong.

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That's trespassing, but really not too big of a problem if you left when confronted.

You're still placing the blame on cops because they didn't bust you for those illegal activities the other day. Your complacency is ill-deserved and quite erroneous. King George save us if you reproduce.

Mister Smiley, Mister Smiley!
Evans, for the Reality check.

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Have you read Tancred's posts?

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What are your impressions?

@_@ :damn: :ugh:

I see, I see. You're saying he should stop whining about getting caught for idiotic shit he does? I concur.

:D

Thanks for your time, Mister Smiley.


I know, it's been said, but not this way. :P


Tancred, I highly doubt you're an honor student just by looking at how you type. Anyways, whining about how you were told you were doing illegal or stupid shit does in no way make you look like the big person in that story. Cops have a job to do, and that's what they did. Now, grow up.

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Originally Posted by Tancred

OMG. I'm a bad person? I"m a goddamn honors studen believe it or not with an 85 average. not all that fancy but awesome enough to get to a good college. i plan to major in music and become a guitar teacher int he future. mad easy job, makes enough money for booze and has enough free time to have a band which i really neeed.

Yea you guys all supporting cops... well where were the po-po's on thursday? huh? my buddy found a hammer when we were both hammered and knocked off the head of a jesus statue... we also stole around 8 more beers after drinking 3 st ide's each and filling the last one with wine and vodka. then we went to best buy and played the keyboards on full blast for an hour. no one stopped us... no one told us to chill out. shit we even passed out in someones driveway and the guy parked there was like "you nubs okay?" my buddy was like "yea bro lemme wake my buddy up and we'll GTFO kthx" and everyone was all smooth. no probs with anyone nothing wrong.

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Just because they didn't catch you gettting blasted then doesn't make that right or legal, either. So, it's their fault if they catch you, and their fault if they don't...and I'm not sure how being a B Honors student has much to do with you getting plastered, either. I was B honors at best, too, and did nothing like that.

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OMG. I'm a bad person? I"m a goddamn honors studen believe it or not with an 85 average. not all that fancy but awesome enough to get to a good college.

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whats that gotta do with all the shit you pulled in that story you gave us? honestly, you and your friend asked for trouble. and you got it.

As for where the cops were then. Probably fighting busy fighting crime instead of wasting they're time with you two.

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Originally Posted by Ciel

I was B honors at best, too, and did nothing like that.

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That's BS. :P

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Originally Posted by Evans

That's BS. :P

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OK, I know it seems odd I never drank (except one glass of wine, once), never smoked (tobacco or marijuana), never did harder drugs...I was a very law-abiding teenager. Even in perfectly legal activities, I don't even think I joined any after-school clubs, except the chess club for maybe a month, at the most. I did get a job early compared to most people and kept it far longer than most others, but I wasn't ever a good employee (If you find a mouse in the seed bin, the appropriate thing to do is not going to the assistant manager everyone knows is afraid of rodents and telling her, "We just found something really interesting you need to see!" and then letting her get really close to the container before tilting it so she can see ;)).

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Originally Posted by Ciel

OK, I know it seems odd I never drank (except one glass of wine, once), never smoked (tobacco or marijuana), never did harder drugs...I was a very law-abiding teenager. Even in perfectly legal activities, I don't even think I joined any after-school clubs, except the chess club for maybe a month, at the most. I did get a job early compared to most people and kept it far longer than most others, but I wasn't ever a good employee (If you find a mouse in the seed bin, the appropriate thing to do is not going to the assistant manager everyone knows is afraid of rodents and telling her, "We just found something really interesting you need to see!" and then letting her get really close to the container before tilting it so she can see ;)).

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Your loss. :P

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Originally Posted by Ciel

OK, I know it seems odd I never drank (except one glass of wine, once), never smoked (tobacco or marijuana), never did harder drugs...I was a very law-abiding teenager. Even in perfectly legal activities, I don't even think I joined any after-school clubs, except the chess club for maybe a month, at the most. I did get a job early compared to most people and kept it far longer than most others, but I wasn't ever a good employee (If you find a mouse in the seed bin, the appropriate thing to do is not going to the assistant manager everyone knows is afraid of rodents and telling her, "We just found something really interesting you need to see!" and then letting her get really close to the container before tilting it so she can see ;)).

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Ahem, that was meant for the "B honors" thing. :P

Of course, I expected you to be boring. :XD:
j/k;)

Tancred, go and get drunk, then kjill some dudes, then shoot up the cop shop, then resist arrest and say "WTF am I getting arrested for." Then give fake details, and wait for the money to come pouring in.;)

tancred, just don't carry donuts with you. they'll be on your ass like flies to shit.

Noz way man! Cops stopping crime! WTF!!!! Next thing you'll see is a fireman putting out fires! No fucking way that can happen! The man must be taken down at all costs!

Heh, no need to go on, the other said it all. :drool:

can you imagine all the crimes being commited if there were no donuts left on earth? we couldn't get a cop to save our lives! O_O

:lol How many times do you get wasted a day? :P

oh shit lag lol you be back :)

What a shitty experience(s). I haven't had many run-ins with the law except for a few occasions(fucking around with pellet guns, "tampering" with the pipelines of a septic tank, and once nearly setting up a cardboard recycling can on fire), then again I don't really do that kind of stuff as I'm no longer in high school and live on my own in a sense. But yeah, don't get wasted on the street, especially if you're well under the legal drinking age. Go Germany. :wacko: I wish I could've had more fun like you when I was in H.S. :P By the way, what is this "summon" thing? Like, did they get your name and address or anything?

By the way, I want this man's children.

Stop whining. Cops are fags by occupation. Stop provoking them.

Soeru, a summons is basically a peice of paper stating that you have to show up in court for whatever you did.

Wow Tancred, you seriously must have been too drunk to read your own post. Any rational, thinking, and might I say sober, human being can point out that you acted like a goddamn retard, and deserve both summons. Maybe a few days in jail as well, I dunno.

If they send you to jail, you will get raped. And you'd deserve it.

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Wow Tancred, you seriously must have been too drunk to read your own post. Any rational, thinking, and might I say sober, human being can point out that you acted like a goddamn retard, and deserve both summons. Maybe a few days in jail as well, I dunno.

If they send you to jail, you will get raped. And you'd deserve it.

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Leave the poor kid alone, he was only having harmless rebellious fun. :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Soeru

Leave the poor kid alone, he was only having harmless rebellious fun. :rofl:

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Dunno, I'd think he deserved it too, honestly. :P

The main group of people who act like that over here in the UK seem to be chavs (aka chavscum), and I fucking hate their kind. More so than I could hate cops, certainly.

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Originally Posted by KnightofNachos

Wow, you guys are even more pathetic than I had preciously thought. You're an insult to other athiests, no, to all of mankind. I can't wait until you get your wake-up call one day. If only I could be there to see it in person.

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I may be an atheist but that doesn't mean that I'm not anti-religious. Most atheists I know aren't like me. I don't believe in any deity but I would like to rid the world of all religion for mankind to prosper. So yea, breaking heads off Jesus statue isn't my way to show that I don't believe in God, it's my way to show that it should be gone from this world.

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Originally Posted by KnightofNachos

There's nothing illegal about playing display instruments in a store.

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Actually it is if you are blasting it on full volume as we were doing.

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Originally Posted by Evans

Tancred, I highly doubt you're an honor student just by looking at how you type. Anyways, whining about how you were told you were doing illegal or stupid shit does in no way make you look like the big person in that story. Cops have a job to do, and that's what they did. Now, grow up.

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I was hammered when I made this thread in case you didn't notice. Now I don't know about other people but when I'm intoxicated I don't type very well.

YOU GUYS ARE ALL MISSING THE BIG PICTURE HERE! WHOMGZ I GOT WASTED! Big deal. Cops are supposed to enforce the law and prevent criminal activities. Now what the fuck is a stupid paper that says "go to court January 4th, 2006 kthx" which the judge will immediately dismiss, supposed to do to help the law? It wasted my time, it wastes the judge's time and it wastes the cops done. And it doesn't do anything. I'm still gonna go get drunk. No matter how many summons I get, that all mean jack shit, I'm still gonna go get wasted. There's nothing stopping me. There's no penalty for it. A pig will just write me up another summons if I'm acting like a douche and thats it. What next? Either it gets dismissed or I'm charged small fine if its frequent which it isn't.

I dont know how the pigs work in other places in the world but here in NYC they don't do jack shit.

During the summer I got 3 summons' for being in the park after dusk. 8 PM. Sun is still out. Cops give us an attitude and tells me to throw out his fucking garbage. WTF! They don't give anyone else summons' just the male metalheads. Yep. The females were told to leave and the hacidic jews and some folks who were walking their dogs and shit were ignored. Just us. Because we're metalheads. Fucking profiling.

Another instance... we managed to acquire hard liquor during the summer and got hammered in the park. What happens next? My buddy starts feeling sick. People notice this so they call up the friendly folks in blue. What happens next? 4 squad cars drive into the park. THATS RIGHT 4 OR 5 SQUAD CARS! For what? A terrorist threat? A bomb? No. Just 4 drunk teenagers. There were at least 10 cops and what did they do? They let us go. No fine, no summons, no nothing. Just "walk your buddy home and tell him to sleep it off" What happened next? Obviously he couldn't go home to confront his parents so we went to a school campus and I went and bought myself another beer.

Seriously. The taxpayers money goes to shit. Instead of catching a murderer or a rapist, what do they do? They waste their time and taxpayers money to give me and my drunk friends a stupid summons. Shit. One time my friend was drinking Jack Daniels. They get caught by the cops. The cops give them summons AND DRINK THE JACK DANIELS! BRILLIANT! I LOVE COPS! <3

If maybe they actually did do their job I'd have nothing against them. But please I'm sure there are more serious matters at hand than 2 drunk teenagers.

And all of you guys here want me to get assraped for being drunk? WTF! Some of you guys here were like "LOL DONT KILL HITLER. KILLING HITLER IS FOR NUBS LET HITLER LIVE" yet I deserve to be ass raped for having a good time?

I read the first 2 paragraphs, and it actually is your fault, they had a reason...

In Sweden, we don't have cops. LOLOLOLOL!

Lucky Bitch.

Well we do have police here but lots of stations are getting closed. Our local station is probably gonna get closed next year. 40 km to the next closest station, after that. :wacko:

May I ask how old is Tancred you "nubs!" :wacko: