...what would you list as your qualifications?...
...what would you list as your qualifications?...
I suppose if I were to be made Supreme Overlord, that I wouldn't have to list any qualifications. The deed would already be done, and any naysayers would fall beneath my iron fist. Or something along those lines.
Thread edited accordingly. And I'm still thinking of mine...
I'm not going to edit my post, damnit. What I said stands, on the basis that you didn't think the thread title through before posting it. :P
That, and I have absolutely no credentials to speak of. I guess I'm an asshole, or something. Maybe that's something.
For me I suppose it would be my hatred and utter contempt.
Plus I'm ruthless, I demonstrated this to my nephew when he wouldn't behave, by showing I do nasty things. like I got a fly, held it over a model globe, and the fly was going "Oh no, I've flown to high"
Interesting methodology. I wouldn't quite say it's ruthless, but it is...interesting. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler
EDIT: Soeru has an interesting point. Well said. I'll keep that in mind, when I make my bid as supreme ruler. Well, that won't ever happen, cause I'm too lazy, and I'm apathetic, but still. On the off chance I do....that'd be the way to go. :D
Supreme overlord? Pfft, fuck that, everyone knows that absolute power only leads to corrupt the leader and his subordinates. So either you take over the universe by force or just leave it.
Okaaaaayyy, how about you're applying for something that you really, really want then?...
I wonder if you were to apply to be supreme overlord of the universe who would you apply to? you can't be supreme overlord if you have to go to someone higher than you :P
THEOTHEIMPALER JUST PWNED THIS TOPIX IMO AND WE THINX THAT IS NICE
:wacko:
Shut the fuck up, n00b. Your post has soiled this thread. Are you happy?
Uh yes I am? Why do you ask? ~_~ It's a trick right! DAMMIT! You got me cornered! :O!
Indeed. Now stop ruining this thread, before I'm forced to hunt you down and kill you for sport.
;(
GUESS I HAVE TO BE ON TOPIC THEN. Well, I don't want to apply for 'supreme overlord of the universe' so I win yet again! :wacko:
Not really. You've just made yet another post that's n00bish and retarded. Good job. Now stop it before I'm forced to ban you. Idiot. :P ;)
Go away. You are ruining my fun! :cry: :P
Really, you can't deny that my last post was on-topic so leave me alone... spammer. :P
"I went to God just to see... And I was looking at me. Saw Heaven and Hell were lies. When Im God everyone dies..."
Hardly, you ass. Look, if you're not serious, then don't post. Otherwise I'll have to kill you. @_@ :PQuote:
Originally Posted by crusher
Ok I'll stop. But really, I was serious. I don't want to become any supreme overlord. Sounds like there's too much work and stuff. And I'm lazy you know? :P
So my qualification would be: lazy. Which means that I wouldn't get the 'job'. :P
My qualifications...the Death Rays pointed at the capitals of the world and the large army outside the front door. If I've learned one thing from the books, TV, and movies over the years, you have to plan ahead for these sort of things. ;)
Qualifications? I'm afraid you're all too late, I am the Supreme Overlord of the Universe! You may now proceed to bow before me.
All who resist me will be gassed.
She is my qualification. My undying heart for Schutzy is why I am CO-Supreme Ruler of the Universe. No seriously. She knows.Quote:
Originally Posted by Schutzstaffel
This is ass kissing at it's best. If she's the ruler of the universe, then you're the guy who licks her boots. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Endemic
Hey, don't knock me man! I get what I can take! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Cyberxion
Endemic, you swine! I order you to lick my already festively polished boots.. Or be gassed with the rest of the inadequate sex slaves. :P
If you do a good job, you'll get a sugar cube. ^___^
I suppose I can't fault you for being a servile pig. If it's what gets you through life, then that's alright. :P That you're just another guy led around by his dick...well...yeah. Go to it, I suppose. I can't say I'm any different there...:PQuote:
Originally Posted by Endemic
Giant IRON fist on one hadn to provide the scary, a silver monoicle to provide the styling and a love for all things black to provide the "evil connection."
Ok, I'll lay it out as plain and simple as I can, if this is too complex.
What are you good at?!...
http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/...nation=regreth
I believe this is proof enough that I'm fit for the job.
An extremely large penis. Everyone takes orders from my head, which is in some way attached to my extremely large penis.
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Originally Posted by Skinner8
Fool.
Oh, burn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Schutzstaffel
I wonder what Slim was expecting people to reply with...
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Oh, burn.
I wonder what Slim was expecting people to reply with...
Something productive, possibly.
The only thing going for that republic is the name. Hilarity.
Don't forget the economy. I'm basically trying to make that as horrible as I can...
You're Region is hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Schutzstaffel
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Originally Posted by Lenin.
Not as hilarious as my puppets region.
Or am I the only person who finds it funny?
..damn.
No, that is funny. Just not hilarious.
EDIT: Especially because their all Consumerist. HAHA. Hammered.
EDIT 2: Look at this.
The Community of Marxist Heaven
"Everyone is equal...except for you"
UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed
Am I the only person who finds this in some way hilarious?
I aplied once but there was too much paper work don't bother moon commander is much better.
Slightly old thread. sos.Quote:
Originally Posted by endros
Don't worry he is just spamming his way to 25...Quote:
Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler