http://www.segabastard.com/features/timeline.html
Read and laugh. Great read. Especially what he said about the Gamecube. :D
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http://www.segabastard.com/features/timeline.html
Read and laugh. Great read. Especially what he said about the Gamecube. :D
i'll admit, it is pretty good reading. I never really thought about the handle being on the ass though :wacko:
:rofl: OMG...breathe..remember to breathe. I don't quite agree with the idea, but I couldn't stop laughing, especially about the Max Payne thing.
How utterly boring. @_@
Ya, and he totally forgot about Contra III being on the SNES.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyberxion
.......... 1997 -
Final Fantasy VII is released, which now makes it okay for nerds to cry while playing video games. That's right, a video game character's death has nerds sobbing. The resultant outpouring of gay RPGs and the tears they bring will be the beginning of the end for the manliness of videogames.
lmao
Max Payne takes a manly concept like shooting in bullet time and wusses it up with all sorts of bullshit story interruptions. Max, his face constantly distorted as if shitting turds of pure iron, becomes possibly the biggest wuss to ever dive in the air and kill 8 people before landing. The missed potential in the title is off the charts.
omfg, turds of iron :lol
I'm happy not to be the only one seeing that as pure intellectual masturbation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyberxion
:|
I thought it was pretty funny. The FF7 and FF8 bit was hilarious. Especially that picture with those nerds dressing up. Hilarious...
How come wearing spandex, latex or leather makes you not manly? I have leather shoes and leather gloves as well as spandex underwear, and i'm probably more manly that all of you!
Funny reading, though pretty pointless. A bit like my posts. I find them funny, i know they're pointless, but whatever.
:wacko: Well, at least one of us finds them funny. :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by polobunny
I smiled. Then I laughed when I saw ". . .turds of pure iron. . ." mainly because that's what I was thinking ever since I first saw that game. I swear, dude has a case of constipation man has never known beforehand.
Wow, that was a shitty webpage.
IMO of course
Some people just don't appreciate a good read... Lemme guess: Y'all love FFVIII, right...? :lol
I know Ted does... :wacko: :x
^5 Ru for uncovering the truth behind the haters. :wacko: