Post some really kick-ass quotes that other members have like...typed!

Yeah, I'm sure this has been done before. I'm also sure (as in not sure) that this thread is perfectly legit, and will live on for months without bringing the entirety of the mod staff down upon my head with all the fire of Hades. Am I right on both counts? Someone? Anyone?

Anyway, for the time being (and hopefully for awhile after), I want y'all to post some really funny, kick-ass, or otherwise rad as shit quotes that other members have made. Wether it be unintentionally funny, sharply witty, completely stupid, or just something you thought we all should see, post your quotes here.

There is one rule, however. A singular rule in a sea of...non-rule...stuff. The rule stands that you cannot quote yourself. You can quote something that someone said when quoting you, or quote something someone said in reference to you, but the quotes you submit in this thread cannot be your own. So yeah, get to it!

OMG, get the fuck out of my mind!!!! NOW!

That is just insanely crazy, I was about to start one myself!!!!!

Will be right back...



Ok, this is just pure Cyber.

-Polo gets a flanktalillion out of a glorfinblillion and scroon.-

:dizzy:

http://forums.emuparadise.org/showpo...&postcount=137

Thought that was a good one

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Originally Posted by Xena

YOU MOTHER FUCKING!!!!

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lol she'll prolly kill me for that :P

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Originally Posted by Cyberxion

Can MasJ check our I.P freely? Y'know, on the main site? I'm just wondering if it'd be that easy to track the kid down.

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http://forums.emuparadise.org/showpo...3&postcount=10

http://forums.emuparadise.org/showpo...88&postcount=6

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Originally Posted by Allea

Okay...this is the last time we let Stoned Stoner make the coffee...I thought it tasted funny today...

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"Yeah, I agree, Nachos is completely screwed up."

Can anyone guess what admin said this? ;o
Man, I miss my reckless, immature rampage moods that I had when I was younger. Maybe I should take up drinking.

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Originally Posted by KnightofNachos

"Yeah, I agree, Nachos is completely screwed up."

Can anyone guess what admin said this? ;o

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all of'em?

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Originally Posted by KnightofNachos

"Yeah, I agree, Nachos is completely screwed up."

Can anyone guess what admin said this? ;o
Man, I miss my reckless, immature rampage moods that I had when I was younger. Maybe I should take up drinking.

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was it cosmic?

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Originally Posted by McGuinty

was it cosmic?

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Yep.

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Originally Posted by JonnyD667

I'm always thinking of sex......you could say I'm a nympho (Not Necro lol)

Well at the moment I'm thinking I need more beer but still I'll be thinking of sex again soon

BTW my girlfriend is bisexual so I can look at women having sex and she can too woooooooooo

Of to find more vbeer

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Behold, the king of all creatures: Man! The peak of evolution, God's image of himself, whatever you believe.
It's still hilarious.

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Originally Posted by Soeru's signature

Smoke crack
Worship Satan

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Also, some recent comments on the main site, posted by... uhh.. someone. You'll know, the one who states the same thing thrice, under a different alias. Linky:
http://www.emuparadise.org/News/comments.php?id=302

Basically anything Skinner8 or nek_ have ever said.

Yeah.

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Originally Posted by Clive

Arf.

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Win.

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Originally Posted by Soeru (on another forum)

But bah, you're world perception is that of a fucking retarted ignorant inbreeding redneck that has never left his town. You probably can't tell the difference between a Mexican and a Chinese dude. Fuck you and your ignorant brick-skulled brains. Step into the fucking 21st century, or enjoy your backwards evolution, while you inbreed yourselves into down-syndrome, as if your IQ's could possibly get lower, cunts.

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Classy.

This should prolly be stickied, so as and when kicky quotes come by, we post.

If I would have to give a complete arbit reply to the post, I couldn't. But if I tried, I would prolly quote most of what Clive says. He doesn't do so very often, but when he does, he kicks ass.

Everything Ciel said or is going to say. I'm getting smarter after reading her posts.

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Originally Posted by Omega Weapon

http://forums.emuparadise.org/showpo...&postcount=137

Thought that was a good one

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Glad you liked it.