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Well dont spam this thread. post you quote oncve and then let the party begin...or something
I have 2 quotes (I can do that since I made this thread:D)
1: Bombing for peace is like f�cking for virginity
2: Ordinary People Do F�cked Up Things When F�cked Up Things Becomes Ordinary (Propagandhi lyric)
"I had a dream that I ate a 5 ton Marshmellow When I woke up my pillow was gone" Best Quote Ever...
"I can do whatever I want....and so can you"
Not that it really means anything to me, but I end up saying it a lot....
"We are not tools of the government of anyone else... Fighting was the only thing, the only thing I was good at, but atleast I always fought for what I believed in..." - Gray Fox, MGS
"Laugh and grow fat!" - Fatman, MGS2
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful, and natural experiences money can buy. - Steve Martin
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. -Emo Philips
"There are only two things infinite: The universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein
"Did I stutter"
"Is that the best you got"
Not much but I tend to piss people off by saying it. lol
that :P, had to disable smilies in this post or else it wouldn't let me post because of the max pictures a post limit.Quote:
[Skinner8] guess what i saw yesterday,and win a million dollahs!
[Revenged] You saw...
[Revenged] ...our school's headmaster wearing a cardbox jerking around and shouting "I'm an orange!!"
[Skinner8] wrong answer
[Skinner8] lol
[Skinner8] guess again
[Revenged] You saw...
[Revenged] ...threehundred-and fifty-two male cows trying to keep a balance on the top of the church's cross
[Revenged] Unfortunately, one fell
[Skinner8] getting closer...
[Revenged] Hmm....
[Skinner8] hey now this convo should be in quotes ;)
[Revenged] Then it must be...
[Revenged] ...a friend of yours boiling a chocolate-bar in a tin can, without noticing the bar has still the paper on
[Skinner8] HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!!!
[Revenged] WOOOO!!!!
* And the crowd cheers
[Skinner8] But i havent got a million bucks,and i wouldnt give them to ya anywayz ;)
[Revenged] Then this friend of yours took a tomato and a crowbar
[Revenged] Went into the garage
[Revenged] And I don't want to know what happened next
[Skinner8] sicko ;)
[Revenged] Then you saw your vitamine pills had gone
[Revenged] He'd taken an overdose
[Skinner8] Once upon a time,there was a cow.it said: moo. End of story.
[Revenged] C-vitamins can be pretty dangerous, you know
[Skinner8] hummz
[Revenged] Especially taken with chocolate bars with paper on
[Skinner8] :)
[Revenged] You should keep your lethal stuff hidden in a safe place man
[Skinner8] wait wait wait,after the cow said moo,it was hit in the head by a comet,and it got all cleaned up!
[Revenged] The head?
[Skinner8] THE HEAD.
[Revenged] Oh my
[Revenged] Hope his plastic viking helmet stood on
[Skinner8] no,her plastic viking helmet wasnt on!!!
[Skinner8] cow are female
[Skinner8] cows*
[Revenged] No
[Revenged] This one wasn't
[Skinner8] oh
[Revenged] That's why it was a special one
[Skinner8] sorry
[Skinner8] :)
[Revenged] The Chosen One
[Skinner8] THE CHOSEN ONE?
[Skinner8] O M G, the chosen one!
[Revenged] And standing there, on the to of the fallen comet, with his plastic viking helmet, he swore to...
[Revenged] ...dammit, I don't remember what.
[Revenged] Swore anyway
[Revenged] Like ****
[Skinner8] DAMN
[Revenged] Or hell
[Skinner8] then what?
[Revenged] Said many bad words
[Revenged] That was a grave mistake
[Skinner8] did he...chuck wood like a woodchuck would if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
[Revenged] He would have done that
[Revenged] IF woodchuck could chuck wood
[Revenged] Boy he tried
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[Skinner8] a woodchuck could chuck wood,if a woodchuck would chuck the wood in question
[Skinner8] hi gouki,revenged and i are having a convo about the chosen cow and woodchucks.
[Skinner8] :)
[Revenged] Woodchucks have nothing to do with this
[Skinner8] yes they do
[Skinner8] for the Chosen One was A WOODCHUCK!
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[Revenged] Anyway
[Revenged] The cow said too many bad words
[Revenged] And his mother was nearby
[Revenged] This one got very angry
[Revenged] And washed his mouth with a soap
[Skinner8] no no no
[Skinner8] she was retarded
[Skinner8] she washed his mouth with soup
[Revenged] Exactly
[Revenged] She realized it wasn't a soap but soup
[Skinner8] so he continued to say bad words,when suddenly...
[Revenged] And a nice soup it was
[Skinner8] A BIG DRAGON FROM A RIVER CAME AND SHE DIED AND DEATH AND SATAN!
[Revenged] With chili and onions
[Skinner8] and beef
[Skinner8] and corn
[Skinner8] and eggs
[Revenged] Some eggplants too
[Skinner8] raw eggs that is
[Revenged] Right
[Skinner8] and sushi
[Skinner8] and concrete,too
[Revenged] Not sushi
[Revenged] He ate that on his trip to Japan
[Skinner8] oh
[Skinner8] righto
[Revenged] But that's another story
[Skinner8] there was swedish meatballs in the soup too
[Revenged] Of course
[Skinner8] chocolate salty ones ;)
[Revenged] That's why it was meant a punishment
[Skinner8] :)
[Revenged] Badass punishment is was too
[Skinner8] anyhoo,when he had finished the soup,he raped his grandma,and started saying N� to innocent people in town!
[Revenged] Not ni
[Revenged] He said eki-eki-eki-eki-eki-ta-pang
[Skinner8] thats
[Revenged] Tried nu, too
[Skinner8] Eki-eki-eki-eki ftangg zoom poingg zrcneschuaua
[Revenged] Something like that
[Revenged] He wasn't too good in pronouncing things
[Skinner8] yeah,a couple of Nus
[Revenged] Poor fellow
[Revenged] As a kid, every time he played with his friends,
[Revenged] when he was supposed to "shoot" somebody and say "pang"
[Revenged] it translated to "ftangg zoom poingg zrcneschuaua"
[Revenged] And that sucked, you know
[Skinner8] poor kid...
[Revenged] But now this is enough
[Revenged] :)
[Skinner8] anyhoo,when he escaped from the martians space station,he fell in love with megaman,and started futtbucking him!
[Revenged] That was his daydream
[Skinner8] :)
[Skinner8] this is like the longest quote evvah
[Revenged] Nothing spectacular from a pervert like him
[Revenged] You don't wanna know about the his other perversions, dude
[Skinner8] :)
[Revenged] Huh
[Revenged] Man you're gonna quote this all lol
[Revenged] Not worth it :)
[Revenged] Prime Minister Slchalrtzckwonksa, how do you think things like this will affect world's economics?
[Skinner8] aww,i gtg...
[Skinner8] well
[Revenged] "Well, the price of onion sausages will go down"
[Revenged] Thank you. Back to the studio.
[Skinner8] SEE YA ON THE FLIP SIDE,DUDEMEISTERS! --- i luvv saying that :)
[Revenged] aWWWW
[Revenged] ENOUGH ALREADY
* Skinner8 waves goodbye
[Skinner8] goodbye
[Revenged] OF THIS BULL****
[Skinner8] l8r
[Revenged] Bye
[Skinner8] bye
[Revenged] lol
[Skinner8] should i leave now?
[Revenged] Yeah
[Revenged] Go
[Skinner8] i may be leaving...
[Revenged] Before I make something else up
[Skinner8] im not sure...
[Revenged] I'm on an imaginative mood damn it
[Skinner8] IM AFRAID TO LEAVE!
[Revenged] oh no!
[Revenged] You are?
[Skinner8] ...no im not.
[Revenged] You should be...
[Revenged] ...because, behind your computer...
[Revenged] ...lies the most ugliest, most disgusting creature ever lived...
[Revenged] ...well, good that it's dead now.
[Revenged] And
[Revenged] Behind your radiator
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[Revenged] ...lies the second most ugliest, second most disgusting creature ever lived...
[Revenged] and it's drooling
[Revenged] and roaring
[Revenged] some kind of life form
[Revenged] It was evolved from a peach you hid there when you were three years old
[Revenged] Half of the peach, actually
[Revenged] Had it been whole...
[Revenged] Oh, my...
[Revenged] Thank gods it wasn't
Hehe, someone posted that in Retro ages back, I was browsing old threads and spotted it...
"If we all acheived what we are capable of acheiving, we would astound ourselves." - Thomas Edison
Hahahaha oh my god that one made me laugh :D:D:DQuote:
Originally posted by MasterOfGravity
1: Bombing for peace is like f�cking for virginity
if this is not oblivion then i will live my life as if it were to end on this very day
cool quote
Every jorney begins with only one step.
"The worlds greatest irony is that to creat peace we create war." That is a quote that I have always thought as true and the one that says
"If we evolved from monkeys and apes, how come there are still mokeys and apes?"
"There's nothing known as absolute reality. Most of what they call real is actually fiction."
-Solid Snake (MGS 2)
"Legends are nothing but fiction. Someone tells it, someone else remembers it, everybody passes it on."
-Solid Snake (MGS 2)
"A strong man doesn't need to read the future, he makes his own."
-Solid Snake (MGS)
"After Zanzibar... I was taken from battle. Neither truly alive nor truly dead. An undying shadow in a world of lights. But soon... soon it will finally end."
-Grey Fox (MGS)
"Outside the dream world, life can be harsh--even cruel, but it is life."
-Auron (FFX)