The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

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Originally Posted by Steve

I cant do tight pants, I'm crotch conscious, I think people are always looking at my junk if my jeans are even slightly tight.

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I hate having baggy pants, like really baggy. I used to be paranoid about having jeans that were too baggy. So lame.

Never once cared about people looking at my junk however, when I used to wear super tight jeans.

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Originally Posted by Steve

I cant do tight pants, I'm crotch conscious, I think people are always looking at my junk if my jeans are even slightly tight.

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Wait, you're complaining that your junk is huge?

What has this world come to...

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Originally Posted by Steve

I cant do tight pants, I'm crotch conscious, I think people are always looking at my junk if my jeans are even slightly tight.

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Put a giant, bright yellow smilie-face sticker over it to cover it. Problem solved.

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Originally Posted by Steve

I cant do tight pants, I'm crotch conscious, I think people are always looking at my junk if my jeans are even slightly tight.

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I always thought that was the general idea.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

I wear plaid shirts, but I don't wear skin tight pants. Nor do I act like a faggot.

No wonder the teensters at the mall don't wanna go out with me. ;_;

And by go out, I mean suck my cock.

While listening to horrible, horrible music.

I would still be okay with this.

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Plaid + jeans = old man apparel.

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Originally Posted by Mistral

Put a giant, bright yellow smilie-face sticker over it to cover it. Problem solved.

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Turns out I cant rep you twice in 10 minutes.

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Originally Posted by Quiji

Wait, you're complaining that your junk is huge?

What has this world come to...

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STOP LOOKING AT MY MASSIVE JUNK.

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I hate having baggy pants, like really baggy. I used to be paranoid about having jeans that were too baggy. So lame.

Never once cared about people looking at my junk however, when I used to wear super tight jeans.

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All my jeans are too tight right now because I've put on weight to fight the case of the skinnies. But I wear over sized hoodies and stuff.

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

Plaid + jeans = old man apparel.

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Or lumberjack. A veritable buffet of manliness, a feast for the eyes and living tribute to the indomitable spirit of acute testosterone poisoning the free and independent man.
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You know, I always wanted to be a lumberjack...

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

Plaid + jeans = old man apparel.

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I think I look damn sexy. :ignore:

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Originally Posted by Mistral

Or lumberjack. A veritable buffet of manliness, a feast for the eyes and living tribute to the indomitable spirit of [s]acute testosterone poisoning[/s] the free and independent man.
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You know, I always wanted to be a lumberjack...

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Obligatory Youtube video.

Relaxed fit, yo. Can't do anything too loose or anything remotely tight, too restrictive.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

I wear plaid shirts, but I don't wear skin tight pants. Nor do I act like a faggot.

No wonder the teensters at the mall don't wanna go out with me. ;_;

And by go out, I mean suck my cock.

While listening to horrible, horrible music.

I would still be okay with this.

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Welp, finish the criteria for being a hipster, and then you'll still won't get your dick sucked.

Because all hipsters are asexual.

I mean, just look at their crotch, there's nothing there beneath those skin tight pants.

>inb4lolololyoulookathipstercrotches

In which I would respond:

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What kind of lumberjack doesn't have a full beard?

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Originally Posted by Quiji

Welp, finish the criteria for being a hipster, and then you'll still won't get your dick sucked.

Because all hipsters are asexual.

I mean, just look at their crotch, there's nothing there beneath those skin tight pants.

>inb4lolololyoulookathipstercrotches

In which I would respond:

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Hipsters are lame. ;_;

I JUST WANT A GOOD COCKSUCKING


Dammit, where's Jazz when you need him...?

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

What kind of lumberjack doesn't have a full beard?

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The English kind?

Which one of you bastards is Ian? :wacko: