The Wangout: Evans is a bitch named Krystal. But why is she screwing Jason!?

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Originally Posted by Evans

Ask him how he likes his Jews.

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extra crispy

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Originally Posted by Fer!

I feel disgusted and flattered at the same time. =|

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Kinda like when a Gilf hits on you.

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Originally Posted by Evans

Busted.

:bang:

*pictures threesome*

Hangout is in the Asssex county.

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My sphincter.

:ugh:

*pictures video of threesome*

I always thought it was in Asssex county of south analpenetration

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney

It's a German girl.

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That would make her a dyke. Statement holds true.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney

It's a German girl.

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She will crush you like fly with her hairy thighs of doom!

Or her mustache.

Hopefully she's hott.


I'll blow my load on her face and proclaim "Welcome to America".

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Originally Posted by Fer!

I do! O_O

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;]

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Originally Posted by Ray_

Kinda like when a Gilf hits on you.

My sphincter.

:ugh:

*pictures video of threesome*

I always thought it was in Asssex county of south analpenetration

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No, that's just disgusting.

On my tongue.

:cookie:

*faps to it*

No.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney

Hopefully she's hott.


I'll blow my load on her face and proclaim "Welcome to America".

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And she'll just scream "nien, nien"

And then "gott in himmel!"

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*reaches slowly towards his penis*

Too much text in the 9/11 thread...

It's a conspiracy to stop me reading it. :booger:

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Originally Posted by Evans

On my tongue.

:cookie:

*faps to it*

No.

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I bet it tastes like pork.

:Cookie:

*tapes fapping*

My pisstake.

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Originally Posted by Jackhammer

Too much text in the 9/11 thread...

It's a conspiracy to stop me reading it. :booger:

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If you read the whole thing, the girl of your dreams will show up and give you a blowjob that'll make your eyes roll so far into your head you'll be wondering if they'll ever come back out.

It's true, I read it on youtube.

But if you don't copy and paste this onto 8 other message boards, a skeleton will show up and tear off your dick.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney

Hopefully she's hott.


I'll blow my load on her face and proclaim "Welcome to America".

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You should try "Mein tramp, willkommen to Amerika".

Holy crap, only 5pm and I feel REALLY sleepy.

Waking up early means damage to my brain.

That and going to the dentist, geez. >____> I can take a laser in my eye just fine, but I can't stand having my mouth open and feeling a metal thingy carving on my teeth. >___>

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Originally Posted by Evans

You should try "Mein tramp, willkommen to Amerika".

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Or he can just show her his Rammstein.

Works for me.

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Originally Posted by Ray_

Or he can just show her his Rammstein.

Works for me.

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Ram stain is where it's at.

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Originally Posted by Evans

Ram stain is where it's at.

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For the last time, I don't do that with goats.

anymore...