The Wang-Out: You look adopted.

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Originally Posted by Raype

While Doctor Ray does have a great ring to it (and it was my stage name back in my breakdancing days), I'm not actually a doctor.

I am however a veteran of several university level biology classes. Much the same ones any medical professional is required to pass before admission to a serious program.

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Do post proof.

You all always know just what to say to make me feel better.

God on the money bless America.

TRANZKRYPTS.

lol

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

Do post proof.

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:lol

You people can't be serious.

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Originally Posted by Gypsy

U old bro? :wacko:

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I may or may not be down with the Wu Tang.

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Originally Posted by Milady

METASTASIS. Such an awesome word.

I have a question. Why do you still have a colon?

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Truly. And I'm not just saying that because it mixes the awesome meta with the totally sci-fi stasis. It's like the word was scientifically engineered in a lab somewhere to be badass.

Beats me. It's not like you need a colon to live. Why they'd bother saving it when you're that far along is anyone's guess. Maybe they just don't want to add to his already overflowing quantities of butthurt over skankzilla.

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Originally Posted by alucard

Cna we just leave it at I dont feel well Im really scared and I have to see docters all week... Im not joking Im so scared

I know your not I just cant believe all the poor choices I made I just feel like this is God getting back at me.

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So now it's "all week". Motherfucker at least pick a lie and stick with it.

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Originally Posted by alucard

No I dont I tried to understand everything they were telling me but I was hooked up to morphine and Ive been pretty high ever sense so I dont know whats going on..Im just really scared that Im not going to get to see my son again.

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Morphiene doesn't have that level of effect on someone who regularly shoots heroine and chows down on opiates. Certainly not the small amount that is given medically. Your body acclimatizes to pain medication, you see.

Unless you made up that bit too.

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Originally Posted by Gypsy

TRANZKRYPTS.

lol

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I was going to say the same thing. I'm pretty sure Shard is gonna try and steal your identity Ray.

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Originally Posted by alucard

You all always know just what to say to make me feel better.

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In God on the money you trust? Or maybe in the scientists and doctors playing God? The biggest problem that arises when people start "playing God" is that it's humanly impossible to achieve that level of incompetence.

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Originally Posted by George Carlin

Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man.

No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a shit. Doesn't give a shit, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.

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Originally Posted by alucard

cause they are trying to figure out how we are going to pay for the colonoskpy or whatever.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but if you have cancer in your colon, and the colon isn't a vital organ, it follows that they'll probably want to remove it, correct?

And if they don't remove it, and the tumor is malignant, it will probably metastasize and kill you. I would say that's a fairly high priority intervention, though certainly not as emergent as, say, someone with an uncontrolled arterial bleed.

I can't imagine that they would deny you treatment because you're not sure how you're going to pay for a colonoscopy. There are more than enough options for hospital billing that they could improvise something. And they're much more likely to complete the surgery and hound you the rest of your life in debt than refuse to treat you.

But you're saying it's already "spread," so the least of your worries should be how you're going to pay for a simple procedure. And you probably shouldn't bother sitting here writing these long posts to Ray. Shouldn't you be trying to get in touch with your wife and "your" son. How about your parents? I find it hard to believe that someone on their death bed is going to spend much time in the Hangout.

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

Do post proof.

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What? How dare you sir. My credentials are as bulletproof as a presidential birth certificate. Just take my word for it. I'm also an astronaut billionaire male model who is about to unveil a cure for all human illnesses.

I say good day. :ignore:

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Originally Posted by Raype

What? How dare you sir. My credentials are as bulletproof as a presidential birth certificate. Just take my word for it. I'm also an astronaut billionaire male model who is about to unveil a cure for all human illnesses.

I say good day. :ignore:

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Even a cure for the ones in the no-no spots? Surely you jest.

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Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders

Even a cure for the ones in the no-no spots? Surely you jest.

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Curiously, the same cure for genital warts also applies to cold sores.

SCIENCE.

I was definitely planning on coming home, eating my sandwich, and then playing Dark Souls.

But this is so much better. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Curiously, the same cure for genital warts also applies to cold sores.

SCIENCE.

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Viruses bro, they'll fuck your shit up. Especially your genitals, apparently they love it down there.

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Originally Posted by Milady

I was definitely planning on coming home, eating my sandwich, and then playing Dark Souls.

But this is so much better. :wacko:

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Truly.

We need to admit at least one moron per month so that we can all point and laugh at how incredibly stupid the words spewing forth from their fingers are.

It gives us all something to laugh about, it provides an avenue for discussion, and it really decreases my desire to kill people.

Which is always a good thing.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Truly.

We need to admit at least one moron per month so that we can all point and laugh at how incredibly stupid the words spewing forth from their fingers are.

It gives us all something to laugh about, it provides an avenue for discussion, and it really decreases my desire to kill people.

Which is always a good thing.

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I can't help but think of a certain somebody whose legs used to bleed after intense nights of dancing. :wacko:

And how much I really, really need to post in that EP awards thread. And that thread that Gare wrote not too long ago.

But then why do you continue to dance?
Because to not dance is to die!
/DDR
And then he gets hit by a bus.

And I've completely neglected to post in multiple threads. Whoops. :wacko:

Ah, well, it looks like he signed off. Now I'll have to find something else to do.

Which reminds me, do I want to upgrade my pyromancy flame past +15? I vaguely remember something about intelligence scaling, but I have no intelligence anyway. And at this point I'm almost finished with my first run of the game, the souls could probably be better spent in some other manner.

Like increasing my endurance, so I can wear Havel's leg armor. Because those hoof things are awesome. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Ah, well, it looks like he signed off. Now I'll have to find something else to do.

Which reminds me, do I want to upgrade my pyromancy flame past +15? I vaguely remember something about intelligence scaling, but I have no intelligence anyway. And at this point I'm almost finished with my first run of the game, the souls could probably be better spent in some other manner.

Like increasing my endurance, so I can wear Havel's leg armor. Because those hoof things are awesome. :wacko:

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Yes you do. Even the base stats of the +0 upgraded pyromancy flame from the chaos witch are better than the +15 regular version. And it tops out at +5 so you're already most of the way to a maxed pyromancy flame.

Even that tiny bit of intelligence will have mattered when the scaling goes from B to A or S. Or at least it should, depending on how the scaling has been changed since I played last.

Ah, okay then.

In that case, I may wander over to that nasty swamp and see if I can't find her.

I may have screwed up and prevented her from appearing at all, if that's possible. :-/

If you have a high level pyromancy flame, she should appear regardless.

And if you already dealt with her mom she should have a nice gift for you.

Unless a monster attacked her or something.

Which does happen.

Unless they patched that.

But she is a bit hard to see and it's easy to walk right past her in a lot of cases.

Bitch, why you wearing black in a dark area that's also very brown?

Then I can stick a maggot on my head and go playing around in a really big tomb. :wacko:

And, of course, I don't have to work tomorrow. I think Tan's going to try and collect me/us for some dungeon crawling. I should probably keep an eye out for that.

Or you could exchange that maggot for the most saddening story in the entire game!

He told me Thursday. Unless he means "Wednesday night which is also kinda Thursday".

I like how these gaming sessions always run around midnight.

It makes dealing with dates ever so much fun.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Or you could exchange that maggot for the most saddening story in the entire game!

He told me Thursday. Unless he means "Wednesday night which is also kinda Thursday".

I like how these gaming sessions always run around midnight.

It makes dealing with dates ever so much fun.

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I was planning on doing that after I was done wearing it on my head. Because I'm so not switching between lanterns and weapons/shields, etc.

Yeah, I mean I should probably keep an eye on it tomorrow. Which, unless something crazy happened when I wasn't looking, is Thursday. ^_^

Maybe I can persuade my boyfriend to go shopping or something so I can play with my headset. We can talk about metastases. :wacko:

Okay, I want everyone's opinion:

Should I play Duke Nukem Forever, or Spiderman: Shattered Dimensions.

Choice with the most votes in thirty minutes (10PM my time) is my next platinum. And potentially the last game I play before I go to Kamloops for a month (still undecided if I'm bringing my PS3 with me).

Spiderman.

Because I want to know how it is~ ^_^

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

Okay, I want everyone's opinion:

Should I play Duke Nukem Forever, or Spiderman: Shattered Dimensions.

Choice with the most votes in thirty minutes (10PM my time) is my next platinum. And potentially the last game I play before I go to Kamloops for a month (still undecided if I'm bringing my PS3 with me).

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Pretty sure DNF will be shorter, although you will need to take your time and play through twice for a plat.

But that being said I haven't played Shattered Dimensions. So Cookie would probably be better able to handle that one.

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Originally Posted by Milady

I was planning on doing that after I was done wearing it on my head. Because I'm so not switching between lanterns and weapons/shields, etc.

Yeah, I mean I should probably keep an eye on it tomorrow. Which, unless something crazy happened when I wasn't looking, is Thursday. ^_^

Maybe I can persuade my boyfriend to go shopping or something so I can play with my headset. We can talk about metastases. :wacko:

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Oh right. Nito. Skeletons! :wacko:

It's thursday here. So I'm going to assume that someone didn't erase an entire day from the calendar.

And we can talk about all those cool body parts that are completely unnecessary for life. Or how the usual method for treating advanced appendicitis isn't to make someone take a couple pills and "see how it goes". :wacko:

I'll dig out my anatomy and physiology book and compile a list for discussion.

Man, I should make an LP. :wacko:

I vote for something Trauma Center-esque.

:wacko:

But, I can't make an LP on my DS. ;__;

I can't find Quelana. ;_;

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Originally Posted by Milady

But, I can't make an LP on my DS. ;__;

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I believe this is what No$GBA is for.

Most certainly.

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Originally Posted by Milady

I can't find Quelana. ;_;

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Did she vanish from that spot somehow?

That's....rather odd.

She owes you some fire magic.

So that's a 50-50 vote, I guess?

Fuck it. I'm going to play DNF. I feel like shootan.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Did she vanish from that spot somehow?

That's....rather odd.

She owes you some fire magic.

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I can't remember if I ever talked to her or not, though I do have some advanced pyromancies I thought I'd gotten from her.

It seems to be the case that if you take care of that crazy tree witch in Izalith before ever meeting her, she doesn't appear.

I can't think of any other explanation. :shrug:

But Spider-man has shootan web.

Once you figure out how you shot web.

Which is the hardest part.

That's right, it's not waiting.

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Originally Posted by Milady

I can't remember if I ever talked to her or not, though I do have some advanced pyromancies I thought I'd gotten from her.

It seems to be the case that if you take care of that crazy tree witch in Izalith before ever meeting her, she doesn't appear.

I can't think of any other explanation. :shrug:

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Wait, so you need to run into her before dealing with the tree otherwise she's gone forever?



(Posted in the event you may be checking a slightly different area for her)

Think you may need to have the pyro flame in one of your equip slots as well.

Could be wrong though.

Yep, that's definitely where I was looking. Same dead body, similar messages all over the place. No Quelana.

Well, crap.

I guess I could try actually having it in my hand, but it's always equipped in the second slot for my right hand. :-/

No effect.