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Also The dinosaurmans brother sucks.
Damn, what a slow day it has been.
In other news, my right arm is almost hairless, now.
EDIT: Right hand/wrist.
Interesting... Does he travel?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinosaurman
I hate your guts, I hope your wife comes home with pork on her breath.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinosaurman
What happened? Burn it or something?:split:Quote:
Originally Posted by Evans
Old age. First you lose the hair on your head, then your arms, then your pubes. Shortly following the all-over baldness comes death. That's it.
Evans is on stage 8 of 10 in his life. That gives him about 45 seconds or so to live by my calculations.
HAHAHA!Quote:
Originally Posted by D
Good one.
We all know you can't count.
Must've fucked up alot on the other stages.Quote:
Originally Posted by D
That's hate, man. :sad-no:Quote:
Originally Posted by King Cake Man
That's why I work for a bank. They aren't going to employ people with extensive numeracy skills are they? How would they make a profit?
I thought you worked as a computer technician.Quote:
Originally Posted by D
I do. For a bank. :bounce:Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael
I haven't used that smilie for a good few years. Glad to see it's still alive.
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I bet if you said that to your employer, your next paycheck would be one dollar/Euro or any other Currency your country uses.Quote:
Originally Posted by D
I wouldn't worry. They're offshoring my job to Hungary so by the time they find out I'd have already been made redundant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Azruelli
There's something inherently cool about driving around in the car listening to the Rez soundtrack.
Vibrating the mirrors.
Yeah.
Without a job, you're going to go Hungary.Quote:
Originally Posted by D
It's hard being his brother, he's a dick to ya when your not even around. man even afraid to help a brother out with bills.Quote:
Originally Posted by Azruelli
Bugger that. I've applied for no less than four jobs today. All on a higher wage than my current slave rate of £10 an hour.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
To be fair, bankers have been fucking with my money for literally longer than I can remember, what with me being stricken with...with...what? Anyway, the point is, cover up if you're going to get down. You wouldn't want any little ones screwing up your carefree life, right? Right? Nickels.Quote:
Originally Posted by D
Oh wait, the point is that either you bankers are screwing up my account on purpose, or you can't count. One or the other.
Oh and Dave, please do stop uploading those pictures to Photobucket, alright? I'm tired of constantly deleting pictures of you mooning the Queen. Also, you might want to have that mole checked.
My first wife had 10 pounds per hour down to a science.Quote:
Originally Posted by D
I have to provide IT support for these losers. The people who actually deal with your money are freshly recruited from McDonalds. I'm not joking, I have two friends who have joined from McDonalds in the last month. They're the ones typing numbers into the payments applications and I'm the cunt who picks up the pieces when they break the systems.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyberxion
Perhaps even both :!!!:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyberxion
Boo. Bad pun. No matter how spot-on it is, it's still bad. Also, your ex says hi. She's currently eating out of my dumpster. Though that may just be a large Raccoon. The bushy tail is throwing me off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
They said I'd die if it was removed.:bounce:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyberxion
That's her. Call the cops.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyberxion
Ah, that's either the most amazing thing I've ever heard, or my brain just exploded. Maybe both. Fucking ex-McDonald's employees working at a fucking bank? What are they doing, mopping the floors? Seriously, this doesn't compute. @_@Quote:
Originally Posted by D
I woke up with that in my bed on Saturday morning. Awful, but you have to lower your standards to raise your stats. A tally chart is being created on my wall. After your wife it currently looks like this:
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I hope to double that amount but your dog ran away from me last time.
Oh, I see. It's your source of energy or something then? Like, it's a magic ass-mole, and much like the horn of a Unicorn, you'll die if it's removed?Quote:
Originally Posted by D
Haha my friend who cleaned our office got a job there too. Seriously, they're paid between £6-£8 an hour ($12-16) so that's why they're so shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyberxion
Ex wife, you unemployed bean counter.Quote:
Originally Posted by D
I'm off to eat supper and watch DS9.
Burned and burned craploads of old wood and branches. Got my hand too close a few times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Azruelli
Smells like burnt pig.
You wish!Quote:
Originally Posted by D
Wasn't your job getting outsourced to Hungary or some other place?
She reckons she's still married to you. It's an obsession. Has the injunction you applied for come through yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
I would give my left nut to be making $12-16 an hour. That said, making $10 to look at porn all day isn't a bad gig.Quote:
Originally Posted by D
What do you mean "To a Science"? On how to spend it? or Save it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
It's not the end of the world. I'm capable enough of finding another job. Initially, I'll start as a rent boy to keep the cash flowing, but I'm sure a more appealing job will crop up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evans
Probably on how to store it in her fat ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Cake Man
Nevermind, took too long to post m... Oh, colorful balloons! /wanders off
I think I can make that change. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyberxion
Indubitably.Quote:
Originally Posted by D
Get it? She's a fat cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyberxion
And, away I go. Laters!