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21st-April-2007, 02:35
Corey

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I dunno man. Her gravity is strong enough to attract inanimate objects.

I guess you should keep moving as much as possible.

My little ass would be fucked. I go across town on a good gust of wind.
21st-April-2007, 02:36
Cyberxion

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Originally Posted by polobunny

shit shit shit shit shit!!!!!
:|

I might have fucked everything, really.

Calm down Polo.

What might you have fucked, by the way?
21st-April-2007, 02:36
Corey

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Originally Posted by Cyberxion

Yeah, but you're a man, and you're supposed to sort of grunt and say "All in a day's work!", while scratching yourself with one hand, and clutching a woman's breast in the other.

Like he could reach either with those stubby arms of his. :P
21st-April-2007, 02:37
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Cyberxion

Yeah, but you're a man, and you're supposed to sort of grunt and say "All in a day's work!", while scratching yourself with one hand, and clutching a woman's breast in the other.

I did.

My arms are sore from all the breast clutching :P
21st-April-2007, 02:38
Cyberxion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I dunno man. Her gravity is strong enough to attract inanimate objects.

I guess you should keep moving as much as possible.

Hmn. Well then, as I don't plan on being anywhere near her, I think that I'm safe. Though the more drunk that I get, the less likely it is that things will go as planned. In which case, you can find me orbiting her ass, crying as I go in perfectly synchronized circles around her morbidly obese body forever and ever.
21st-April-2007, 02:38
Banned

Necro, Lunar Knights is a good game, go ahead and get it if you want to play it. Only reason I haven't beaten it is because:

Spoiler warning:

I suck at puzzles that require you to slide around on ice in a certain pattern (i.e., slide left and you'll run in to box A, then slide up to box B, then right to C, etc.)
21st-April-2007, 02:39
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberxion

Hmn. Well then, as I don't plan on being anywhere near her, I think that I'm safe. Though the more drunk that I get, the less likely it is that things will go as planned. In which case, you can find me orbiting her ass, crying as I go in perfectly synchronized circles around her morbidly obese body forever and ever.

Eat some burritos ahead of time. It's always good to pre-charge the maneuvering thrusters ;)
21st-April-2007, 02:40
Cyberxion

Quote:

Originally Posted by banned

Necro, Lunar Knights is a good game, go ahead and get it if you want to play it. Only reason I haven't beaten it is because:

Spoiler warning:

I suck at puzzles that require you to slide around on ice in a certain pattern (i.e., slide left and you'll run in to box A, then slide up to box B, then right to C, etc.)

I feel ya. I totally got a similar puzzle in Resident Evil 4 totally by accident. I fucking hate them. :|
21st-April-2007, 02:41
Sprung

I actually enjoy the over-simplified puzzles. They make them look hard on purpose.

Minish Cap was chock full of them.
21st-April-2007, 02:41
Cyberxion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Eat some burritos ahead of time. It's always good to pre-charge the maneuvering thrusters ;)

Do you think that you could recommend a good brand that would provide sufficient thrust? I don't want to be left ineffectually thrusting in small bursts, only to be dragged back into her gravitational pull once the burrito wears off.
21st-April-2007, 02:42
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Cyberxion

Do you think that you could recommend a good brand that would provide sufficient thrust? I don't want to be left ineffectually thrusting in small bursts, only to be dragged back into her gravitational pull once the burrito wears off.

The best thing to do is get old fast. After you hit 35, everything counts as maneuvering thruster fuel :P
21st-April-2007, 02:42
Cyberxion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I actually enjoy the over-simplified puzzles. They make them look hard on purpose.

Minish Cap was chock full of them.

I really ought to go back and play that game once more. I played through the first couple of dungeons, and just dropped it for one reason or another.

I did enjoy what I played though.
21st-April-2007, 02:43
Cyberxion

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Originally Posted by Sprung

The best thing to do is get old fast. After you hit 35, everything counts as maneuvering thruster fuel :P

Ah. Well, in a little less than two weeks, I'll be 28. I'm getting closer, ever so much, to that magical age.

Until then though, I guess I'm screwed. I may have to give up drinking, rather than risk that fate. :P
21st-April-2007, 02:44
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Cyberxion

I really ought to go back and play that game once more. I played through the first couple of dungeons, and just dropped it for one reason or another.

I did enjoy what I played though.

It's an incredibly deep game for a GBA title. I hope the DS Zelda game is as good. Too bad they pushed it back till this fall/winter.
21st-April-2007, 02:44
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Cyberxion

Ah. Well, in a little less than two weeks, I'll be 28. I'm getting closer, ever so much, to that magical age.

Until then though, I guess I'm screwed. I may have to give up drinking, rather than risk that fate. :P

Let's not jump to conclusions :lol

Just get an anchor!
21st-April-2007, 02:45
Banned

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

It's an incredibly deep game for a GBA title. I hope the DS Zelda game is as good. Too bad they pushed it back till this fall/winter.

Japanese version has a release date of June 1 according to ign. /me is gonna dl
21st-April-2007, 02:46
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by banned

Necro, Lunar Knights is a good game, go ahead and get it if you want to play it. Only reason I haven't beaten it is because:

Spoiler warning:

I suck at puzzles that require you to slide around on ice in a certain pattern (i.e., slide left and you'll run in to box A, then slide up to box B, then right to C, etc.)

I got pretty good at those. Pretty much every Zelda after the second one has a puzzle like that. They aren't hard, just thinking of every move gets frustrating.

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Originally Posted by Cyberxion

I feel ya. I totally got a similar puzzle in Resident Evil 4 totally by accident. I fucking hate them. :|

The one where you're playing as Ashley?. If so, I beat that by accident the first 2 or 3 times I played. then I learned the pattern. Now, I forgot it after not playing a long time. I eventually bought the guide book to milk everything out of it.
21st-April-2007, 02:47
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by banned

Japanese version has a release date of June 1 according to ign. /me is gonna dl

That's encouraging ;) I hope they bring out an English version around that date. I played and beat Minish Cap before it was ever released in the US. It was the Euro Multi release.
21st-April-2007, 02:48
Banned

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

That's encouraging ;) I hope they bring out an English version around that date. I played and beat Minish Cap before it was ever released in the US. It was the Euro Multi release.

if I remember right, the US version was somewhere around Sept./Oct.
21st-April-2007, 02:48
Cyberxion

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

The one where you're playing as Ashley?. If so, I beat that by accident the first 2 or 3 times I played. then I learned the pattern. Now, I forgot it after not playing a long time. I eventually bought the guide book to milk everything out of it.

Yup, you got it.

It was the same way with me. I accidentally got it, then after that, it was like buttah.
21st-April-2007, 02:49
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by banned

if I remember right, the US version was somewhere around Sept./Oct.

Any news on the Euro release? I'll take that instead of waiting.
21st-April-2007, 02:50
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

That's encouraging ;) I hope they bring out an English version around that date. I played and beat Minish Cap before it was ever released in the US. It was the Euro Multi release.

I gotta order my WiiKey. Also, I hate ePSXe now. I may have to get a new emu. And I don't want any other ones. I want ePSXe... :DCK:
21st-April-2007, 02:51
Corey

Oh, Emulation thread edited...
21st-April-2007, 02:51
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosnake

I gotta order my WiiKey. Also, I hate ePSXe now. I may have to get a new emu. And I don't want any other ones. I want ePSXe... :DCK:

Good luck installing it. I suggest a wired install...I wish I had seen that before I tried installing mine.
21st-April-2007, 02:51
Cyberxion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Let's not jump to conclusions :lol

Just get an anchor!

While I'm sure that's a pretty decent preventative measure, I'd rather not put myself in that position in the first place. Which means that I'll just lock myself in my room and get drunk. It may make me an alcoholic, but at least I won't wake up next to a woman with her own gravitational pull.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

It's an incredibly deep game for a GBA title. I hope the DS Zelda game is as good. Too bad they pushed it back till this fall/winter.

Yeah, I thought it was great. I spent a ton of time exploring, though you were of course limited in just how much you could do. Still, it's up there next to LttP as one of the best 2-D Zelda games I've played, even based on the small bit that I've gone through.
21st-April-2007, 02:53
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberxion

While I'm sure that's a pretty decent preventative measure, I'd rather not put myself in that position in the first place. Which means that I'll just lock myself in my room and get drunk. It may make me an alcoholic, but at least I won't wake up next to a woman with her own gravitational pull.

Yeah, I thought it was great. I spent a ton of time exploring, though you were of course limited in just how much you could do. Still, it's up there next to LttP as one of the best 2-D Zelda games I've played, even based on the small bit that I've gone through.

Minish Cap was my first Zelda game, so, now whenever I play any other Z game, I am always impressed with the similar music in the general areas of the game. (inside a house, in the highlands, etc.)

I wasn't aware they kept the music region specific.
21st-April-2007, 02:53
Cyberxion

So I killed it then?

It's okay. I really wanted to spend some time masturbating at some point tonight. Better now than never.

EDIT: And of course someone posts.

It's an omen. Maybe I ought to lock my door....
21st-April-2007, 02:54
Cyberxion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Minish Cap was my first Zelda game, so, now whenever I play any other Z game, I am always impressed with the similar music in the general areas of the game. (inside a house, in the highlands, etc.)

I wasn't aware they kept the music region specific.

Shit, I gotta download it from your Frank Zappa thingy now.
21st-April-2007, 02:55
polobunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberxion

Calm down Polo.

What might you have fucked, by the way?

Her father is such a prick. He won't let her be happy. She can't even chat with friends. Talking to a guy is almost illegal.
He got behind her and read "hotel" "alone" and her nickname which contains "sex" (as a joke, though) in the same sentence and now he's just yelling the shit out. @_@
21st-April-2007, 02:55
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberxion

Shit, I gotta download it from your Frank Zappa thingy now.

:rofl:
21st-April-2007, 02:56
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberxion

While I'm sure that's a pretty decent preventative measure, I'd rather not put myself in that position in the first place. Which means that I'll just lock myself in my room and get drunk. It may make me an alcoholic, but at least I won't wake up next to a woman with her own gravitational pull.

You gotta be areful with tha alcohol man. Wear an anal condom if you plan on passing out.
21st-April-2007, 02:57
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

Her father is such a prick. He won't let her be happy. She can't even chat with friends. Talking to a guy is almost illegal.
He got behind her and read "hotel" "alone" and her nickname which contains "sex" (as a joke, though) in the same sentence and now he's just yelling the shit out. @_@

He didn't see anal did he?
21st-April-2007, 02:57
Cyberxion

Sprung, any idea which release number that Minnish Cap is, so that I get the general idea when I've come close to it? You've got like, an impressive amount of GBA roms on your computer. @_@
21st-April-2007, 02:59
Cyberxion

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

Her father is such a prick. He won't let her be happy. She can't even chat with friends. Talking to a guy is almost illegal.
He got behind her and read "hotel" "alone" and her nickname which contains "sex" (as a joke, though) in the same sentence and now he's just yelling the shit out. @_@

So he's an utter fucking asshole then?

Hmn. Well, how old is she? I'd suggest that if at all possible, she get the shit out of there.

Does he abuse her, or is he just an overly protective sort of guy? If he's just doing the dad thing, you guys should totally try and do your thing when he's not paying attention. If he's abusive, that implies an obsession, and getting around that might be a problem.

If she's old enough though, she really ought to get out of there.
21st-April-2007, 02:59
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

Her father is such a prick. He won't let her be happy. She can't even chat with friends. Talking to a guy is almost illegal.
He got behind her and read "hotel" "alone" and her nickname which contains "sex" (as a joke, though) in the same sentence and now he's just yelling the shit out. @_@

Post this:

Sir, I am very sorry if you were concerned over the message I just sent. I was only kidding, and would never try to do any such thing with your daughter. I respect her too much to put her in a situation like that, and I know she was brought up well enough to know that is not what people our age should be doing.
21st-April-2007, 03:00
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberxion

Sprung, any idea which release number that Minnish Cap is, so that I get the general idea when I've come close to it? You've got like, an impressive amount of GBA roms on your computer. @_@

Let me check...
21st-April-2007, 03:01
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Post this:

Sir, I am very sorry if you were concerned over the message I just sent. I was only kidding, and would never try to do any such thing with your daughter. I respect her too much to put her in a situation like that, and I know she was brought up well enough to know that is not what people our age should be doing.

Wow. I think it would work...
21st-April-2007, 03:01
Sprung

1758 - Euro release (English)
1865 - US release

I actually prefer the Euro release.
21st-April-2007, 03:02
polobunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberxion

So he's an utter fucking asshole then?

Hmn. Well, how old is she? I'd suggest that if at all possible, she get the shit out of there.

Does he abuse her, or is he just an overly protective sort of guy? If he's just doing the dad thing, you guys should totally try and do your thing when he's not paying attention. If he's abusive, that implies an obsession.

No, just the sort of father that doesn't want you to have a life of your own. 18. She doesn't have the money necessary to get out, else she would. She's studying in medecine so it's alot of work, she can't have a job that pays enough to live elsewhere. :S
21st-April-2007, 03:02
Fer!

polo, at least he didn't saw your My Received Files folder.

Or hers. :P

Anyway...yes, those kind of parents need to chill the fuck down.

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