You have to write my name on your penis while you do it. That way it is believable.
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I changed my mind. Anyone with a dick that big wouldn't be such a pussy about dealing with girls.
Hey, if I didn't wear condoms Canada would be overpopulated within 20 years with the amount of fucking I do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongbad
It's for the good of the nation that I keep my man rod under wraps.
Pedo.Quote:
Originally Posted by DCK
That would be hilarious. I am not gay, I am just really really desensitized, mainly for what I have seen in my life. A kid that I know has really led to this, over the years he has done tons of sick "tricks" with his penis. Including wrapping it around a pole and then stepping over the pole with both legs, then there was the one where he stuck a q-tip down the hole. He may very well be gay, either that or he is just really weird.
Hey I don't tell him to do things like this. Also, it's not like I am the only person in the room with him while he does it. He likes to get crazy when there are lots of people around.
I don't think so, I didn't watch all that closely, mainly I was walking back and forth yelling, "Holy.....OH MY GOD!"
But you chose to watch it, looking at his penis in the process.
Homo.
Big like sprung and long like Banned's penis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongbad
Does he resemble my father?Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongbad
If so, there may be an explaination for why he's crazy around people and will do crazy shit for attention.
Maybe not, but we'd spam it and lol at you.
Everybody knows Strongbad is bi curious, not straight gay.
And he mostly just wants me to fuck him. Which isn't gay, because everyone wants me.
In summary, banned loves cock.
While that may be true, you touched sprung in his sleep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongbad
Speaking of sprung, I suddenly picture him yelling at his TV after getting repeatedly crushed by collosal balls of fire.