1am here, but good morning to you. :wav:Quote:
Originally Posted by screwed
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1am here, but good morning to you. :wav:Quote:
Originally Posted by screwed
Yeah, I just don't like going to sleep. And by "don't like," I mean "have trouble." So I'm reading over some programming stuffs, and contemplating my reply to some subcontracted PHP work that kind of fell into my lap, while text messaging my girlfriend.Quote:
Originally Posted by screwed
Wow. Saying "girlfriend" feels weird. :doink: I'm probably gonna head to bed soon, been a long day.
Mornin'. :wav:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rasgrez
Congrats on gettin a girl, by the way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drageuth
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Sorting through all this music is tedious work. Should have done this weeks ago. :|
But alas, my desktop and Music Folder is cleaner because of it.
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Originally Posted by Drageuth
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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog
If you let enough 18 year old girls move in with you, eventually one of 'em is gonna have a hot sister you can sleep with.
And then she'll find out about here and you're fucked.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drageuth
Oh, most likely. 'cept this board may have come up in a conversation or two.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog
I'm actually surprised I haven't scared her off yet. I may have said a couple of... inappropriate things when we first met. When I get nervous my mind tends to get jumbled and confused and spout off random shit just to keep the conversation rolling, and it's not until the words have left my mouth that I realize, "holy fuck, did I just say that?!"
One time on a first date I asked the girl if I could motorboat her breasts in the middle of the restaurant. I think you're good. :kermitwacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Drageuth
She asked about my class, so I started talking about some of the stuff my professor had told me. Like how cows are fairly similar to pigs, but just slightly different and split in slightly different spots. And how bears have the same general make up as a human being. So if you know how to split down a cow, you pretty much know how to split down a pig. And if you know how to split down a bear, you know how to split down a human being.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog
She stared at me for a few seconds, then basically said, "so... did you just say that you could probably split apart a human being...?"
"... oh fu--"
You answer with yes. Always. Then you follow it with a dead serious stare until one of you laughs. If she doesn't laugh first, you laugh creepy. If she sticks through that, she's a keeper.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drageuth
I should have sized her up and said, "You know... I bet you'd fit in my freezer." :wacko:
"Girl, I drive a camry. There's plenty of trunk space." :kermitwacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Drageuth
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Originally Posted by Drageuth
I'm sure that'll elicit reactions.
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Whelp, that's enough from me for the day. Have a good night/day/whatever the fuck it is in the other parts of the world that I don't care about. :P
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Laters. :wav:Quote:
Originally Posted by Drageuth