So I'm Eating Buttered Toast Right Now.

Oh dear god...NO!

MY TOPIC! MY LIFE! MY BUNNY! DON'T RAPE THEM!

/calls 911















/gets put on hold














/listens to Stairway to Heaven muzak

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Segnin

So, this time you guys are going to give some type of anesthetic first?

How thoughtful of you.












And I'm guessing you're going to give that anesthetic in the ass, right?

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Analsthetic. :wacko:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Bunneh

Oh dear god...NO!

MY TOPIC! MY LIFE! MY BUNNY! DON'T RAPE THEM!

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You should've read the agreement for having an account.

Your ass is ours.

As is your soul.

You also owe us a bag of chips and a photo of bigfoot.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Until I jam my cock so far up your ass you'll be able to lick the shaft without opening your mouth, that is.

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Bunnies are short, so it is feasible.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by SegNin

So, this time you guys are going to give some type of anesthetic first?

How thoughtful of you.

And I'm guessing you're going to give that anesthetic in the ass, right?

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No, that's just crazy talk.

/continues to listen to Stairway to Heaven muzak while on hold with 911

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Raype

You should've read the agreement for having an account.

Your ass is ours.

As is your soul.

You also owe us a bag of chips and a photo of bigfoot.

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Ohshit...

OHSHIT...

"Countdown to uber-bunny transformation...15 minutes and counting..."

Oh, look at what you've done. My little bunny is going uberbunneh. She'll rape you with her strap on so hard you'll be breathing plastic and rubber for 2 weeks...

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Evans

Bunnies are short, so it is feasible.

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Big rapable ears too.

I'll take this ear, you take the other.

Let's see if we can rub tips inside his skull.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Analsthetic. :wacko:

You should've read the agreement for having an account.
Your ass is ours.
As is your soul.

You also owe us a bag of chips and a photo of bigfoot.

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And some Prosack for the aftermath.

Surrender the donkey immediately or face the con sequence. :harold:

I'll be dealing with the chips. You take those pics of your mom.

/still listening to Stairway to Heaven muzak while on hold with 911

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Big rapable ears too.

I'll take this ear, you take the other.

Let's see if we can rub tips inside his skull.

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I like this.

/shooting star
"The more you know."

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Bunneh

Ohshit...

OHSHIT...

"Countdown to uber-bunny transformation...15 minutes and counting..."

Oh, look at what you've done. My little bunny is going uberbunneh. She'll rape you with her strap on so hard you'll be breathing plastic and rubber for 2 weeks...

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HA!

I was born without an asshole.

You'll never get me!

"Countdown to uber-bunny transformation...12 minutes and counting..."

I'd run if I were you.

She has a rubber strapon with steel spikes around it. Now, that can be forced into the male urethra with enough pressure...

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Raype

HA!

I was born without an asshole.

You'll never get me!

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Ha...so you think asses are the only orifices that can be raped?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Bunneh

"Countdown to uber-bunny transformation...12 minutes and counting..."

I'd run if I were you.

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BRING IT ON!!!

:ray: :ray: :ray: :ray: :ray:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Raype

HA!

I was born without an asshole.

You'll never get me!

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/obligatory "full of shit" comment

Jeez, this is a long song.










OK, it finally ended.

Maybe now-

/Stairway to Heaven starts playing again



Great. They've got it on a loop.