The Misquote the Person Above You Thread!

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Originally Posted by Omega Weapon

I love boys in blouses!

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This site is invaded by spamming newbies.

Welcome back, Omega. ;)

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Originally Posted by Acrimonious

I am being invaded by spamming newbies.

Not now I have a bad back Omega. ;)

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Thanks. Just got back from my little Christmas break/vacation (Halifax still sucks BTW) . Looks like that 50 post limit for the UL service is really causing some spammage. Everyone hates spam.

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Originally Posted by Omega Weapon

Every now and then, I eat sperm.

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It freaking is. Annoying, to say the least.

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Originally Posted by Omega Weapon

Thanks. Just got back from my little Christmas break/anal sex (anal still sucks BTW) . Looks like that 50 post limit for the UL service is really causing some spammage. Everyone hates me.

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Couldn't agree more myself.

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Originally Posted by Vivi

Couldn't finger myself more.

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We all know that.

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Originally Posted by Acrimonious

We all do that.

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Faggot.

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Originally Posted by ViVi

I am a Faggot.

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Which way to the whorehouse? I need a prostitute or a beer.

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Originally Posted by Omega Weapon

Which way to the whorehouse? I need a prostitute or a beer.

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You failed to quote me properly, that's a diss in its own. Nice one.

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Originally Posted by Omega Weapon

Which way to the whorehouse? I need a prostitute or a beer. In other words, where's my mother?

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Issshhh. Zing.

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Originally Posted by Vivi

You nailed me properly. You have a Nice one.

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I am sitting in front of my computer typing this. I will now click post.

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Originally Posted by Omega Weapon

I am shitting in front of my computer typing this. I will now lick the floor clean.

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i hope my computers hard drive survives long enough for me to back everything up.

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Originally Posted by Paul2005

i hope my companion's hard dick is long enough for me to feel in the back of my gullet.

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Meh, so I went with the obvious misquote. Sue me, it's almost New Year's here.

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Originally Posted by SegNin

Meh, so I went with the crappiest misquote. Sue me, it's almost New Year's here.

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No, sir, I have the crappiest misquote.

i like pie
i like woman
i like water

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Originally Posted by punkrocker

i like penis
i like man
i like Toilet water

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It's now 2006, Where's my flying car dammit?