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Originally Posted by Fer!
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Originally Posted by Fer!
I always wondered how she was able to lose all of that weight, yet still keep her head as huge as it is. :thot:Quote:
Originally Posted by Anonymous
My aunt lost 40 pounds on Weightwatchers, and she's got a big head and a turkey neck now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neko Arc
mmm, guinness and chips and dip.
She's still one stupid slut, that's for sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neko Arc
reppedQuote:
Originally Posted by Evans
Sure thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anonymous
And back to boredom.
http://pastebin.com/m14ba48a2
This is a protest.
We're making a note here: YOU GUYS SUCK.
From your cult we take no satisfaction.
Religion and Science
You use them both because you can.
For the good of all of us except for Lisa who's dead.
But there's no sense calling your religion a fake.
You'll just keep on sueing and destroying our cake.
But the Science is dumb, and your thetans can't run
from the people who are O T 5.
We're not even angry.
We're being so sincere right now.
Even though you brainwash and decieve us.
Screw dianetics.
I'll keep my nineteen ninety-five.
We don't need that science fiction, but we're happy for you.
Now we walk around you in a beautiful line.
And we're letting you know, we've got plenty of time.
So many people got burned, and the money is earned
for the people who are O T 5.
Go ahead and sit there.
We'll march and you can stay inside.
Maybe you have someone to protect you.
Maybe Lord Xenu...
That was a joke, HA HA, Fat chance.
Anyway, Anonymous brings scientology's end.
Look at us still singing when there's marching to do.
When I look in there it makes me glad I'm not you.
There is auditing to run, and you have to raise some funds
for the people who are O T 5.
And believe us they are O T 5.
They're making money and they're O T 5.
You're like a Bishop when you're O T 5.
It just costs money to be O T 5.
two hundred thousand and you're O T 5.
O T 5.
O T 5.
*enters hangout*
*looks around*
Looks like I got back right when it died...
Yeah, thanks for that.
God told his son, "It's time to come home.
I promise you won't have to die all alone.
I need you to pay for the sins I create."
Son said, "I will, but Dad, I'm afraid!!!"
Awesome song. I'm not into Christian rock, but this band is hard as fuck.
Christian Rock... *shudders*
:wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Evans
I don't think it's Christian rock actually, he's telling people not to ttry talking to God now. "Good luck getting God on the phone..."
I'm digging it either way, fuck yall.
In the ass?
Yessir.
Girls piss me off sometimes forreal.i'm about to take a shower. And Atreyu sends me a text saying how drunk she is and that she wants to have a threesome with somebody. I was like "Come get me right now." I'm too drunk though." "I don't care, come get me." And we argued for a while and she ended up doing some queer named Carlos. Fucking Mexicans.
Except Fer, I love you.
Moral of the story:
Never do a chick whose name you can't spell.
Her name is Amber, but fuck that Atreyu is way cooler.
As if it mattered.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
Oh other exciting info from today. About noonish, maybe later, This girl who stalks me ( I think I told you Evans) She was in my living room today and I came out of my room and saw her and jumped. Like in a scary movie and whatnot, I was like "I'm gonna check the mail..." And totally went down to at Cory's house. She was getting a dog or some shit.
What the fuck was she doing there? O_oQuote:
Originally Posted by MexiSnake
Fat Cory?
HA HA HA HA HA HAQuote:
Originally Posted by MexiSnake
OH GOD, YOU'RE KILLING ME.
:wacko:
Oh, I gotta go.
BA HA HA HA.
Read the end of the quote.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evans
My friend who's name is like mine so we call him Fat Cory and me Skinny Corey.
Don't be afraid
What your mind conceives
You should make a stand
Stand up for what you believe
And tonight
We can truly say
Together we're invincible
I like this one as well.
Freaky bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by MexiSnake
Yeah, thought it was something like it.
Dude i'm forreal one day she's gonna ht me with a brick and rape me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evans
Not if I get there first.Quote:
Originally Posted by MexiSnake
who else isnt staying logged in?Quote:
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Okay
Just you?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Joker
Jetset, I think?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Joker
I should go to sleep before I call Nicole in a desperate attempt at a fuck.... Damn Atreyu and her teasing...
Yup, night everyone.
'nightQuote:
Originally Posted by MexiSnake
Fucking off as well before I call the operator just to hear someone's voice.
I'm confused, why is Easter in March this year?
Retards piss me off.
And with that, I take my leave. Good night everyone.