The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

PoloAMP: 2 Many Djs - Space Of Sound (Loca FM)
/dances

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Originally Posted by banned

Go to your local public library and open up like 50 porn sites, then leave without logging out.

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I did something like that once.

Actually I opened a bunch of porn and replaced the background with porn while a friend was taking a leak during class when I was in high school.

Priceless.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

I did something like that once.

Actually I opened a bunch of porn and replaced the background with porn while a friend was taking a leak during class when I was in high school.

Priceless.

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yeah, in my typing class in high school, some kid changed the background image on one of the comps to pamela anderson topless.

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Originally Posted by banned

yeah, in my typing class in high school, some kid changed the background image on one of the comps to pamela anderson topless.

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Pete?

That you dude?

:wacko:

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Pete?

That you dude?

:wacko:

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Yep, ya finally figured it out. :unhappy:

Speaking of someone named Pete, I once saw in the opening credits to some movie or tv show(can't remember) some dude named Peter Bonerz.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Bonerz

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Originally Posted by banned

Yep, ya finally figured it out. :unhappy:

Speaking of someone named Pete, I once saw in the opening credits to some movie or tv show(can't remember) some dude named Peter Bonerz.

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Dude, I heard you got a sex change and started whoring yourself out to sailors.
Is it true?

I think I saw that.

V for Vagina.

He was the dude in the mask who raped the people who made that virus that turns people into nymphomaniacs.

Good flick.

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Originally Posted by banned

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Bonerz

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Originally Posted by wiki

bringing Bonerz nationwide recognition.

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I lol'd.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Dude, I heard you got a sex change and started whoring yourself out to sailors.
Is it true?

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I did what I had to do to earn a living.

http://www.ugo.com/images/galleries/...1_comics/2.gif

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I did what I had to do to earn a living.

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But dude, you were huge.

You could've easily been a porn star just like me.

But you had to throw all that away by slicing off that penis.

I'd smack you if I were wearing my fur coat, sunglasses, and fancy hat.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

But dude, you were huge.

You could've easily been a porn star just like me.

But you had to throw all that away by slicing off that penis.

I'd smack you if I were wearing my fur coat, sunglasses, and fancy hat.

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I'm wearing my furcoat, sunglasses, and fancy hat right now ;)

BTW, I didn't actually chop it off, just sort of, hid it, had the doc fold it up inside of me. Hurts like a bitch when I get horny.

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Originally Posted by banned

http://www.ugo.com/images/galleries/...1_comics/2.gif

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I'd do lois.

'course I'm so big I'd probably have killed stewie before he was born.

I'm available for abortions, provided you don't mind me fucking you.

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Originally Posted by banned

I'm wearing my furcoat, sunglasses, and fancy hat right now ;)

BTW, I didn't actually chop it off, just sort of, hid it, had the doc fold it up inside of me. Hurts like a bitch when I get horny.

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Yeah, but you're a chick. You just look like a whore who robbed her pimp. I'd actually look like a pimp.

That explains why you grew a tail the moment I walked into the room.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Yeah, but you're a chick. You just look like a whore who robbed her pimp. I'd actually look like a pimp.

That explains why you grew a tail the moment I walked into the room.

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What can I say?