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My first time involved attempting to snipe the driver. If anyone can tell me how a corpse can drive away at high speed I'd like to know :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
Fortunately sniping a couple bike cops in front of the car works much better.
That's the spirit, sleeping is for suckers. And small children. And girls. Unless you're doing it on a bed of nails or something. Because that would be awesome.
I killed both JFK and the Governor with one shot, bullet entered John's head and exited in Governor's chest, I destroyed the heart I think...after that I became a little scared...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
You seem to have a good vid card, when I loaded the cops this thing became all sluggish and shit...I need a vid card, not something fancy...but something that isn't, y'know, integrated. :P
What about sleeping WITH the girls? :lou:
No school tomorrow for you? Or is just the usual "wank at night internet before class"?
Huuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr!
Someone is doing some weight-lifting.Quote:
Originally Posted by crusher
Or posting at the toilet with wireless internet.
Integrated? I feel your pain. Wait, no I don't. *starts cranking video settings* :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
If you're sleeping, you suck. Other activities are far more fun. Plus when chicks are asleep you can do stuff to them. Just watch the teeth. A good number of girls chew in their sleep.
The usual. Plus I'm cutting down on the sleep and taking care of some major coursework. I'm doing a "half semester" at the moment. They basically cram a 4 month course into 2 months. Lots of homework and readings. But on the plus side, I get finished that much sooner. Or I can slack off later. I'll decide which when I get there.
Once a girl came to my house and asked me if she could lie on the bed for a little, and when I noticed she was asleep. :wacko: Maybe it was my imagination, but she kept rubbing her chest. :XD: I wish I had a camcorder. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Cool...I'm finishing semester right now, which means lots of homework and reading as well for three weeks, then fooling around for other 2, and summer vacations start. :D
Nope. But the wireless thingy happens. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
Curiously, the better reception of the signal around here is near the toilet, maybe it has mystical powers or something. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by crusher
Posting picture just because.
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I always figured there was something mysterious about toilets. I mean what happens to everything one flush down? It just disappears! Magic is at work I tell you! :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
I want to post that "steel fist of niceness" picture but I can't find it. ;OQuote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
Hey, you got a girl in your bed. That alone is worthy of praise. If you don't recall her name, even better. If she left bodily fluids behind you win a medal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
Bad dudes should be made into a movie at some point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
only the ninjas should also be robots. Or pirates. Or pirate robots.
It's all because of Tisp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer
Or maybe it has something to do with the high fiber content in most toilet bowls. These fibers later become fibre optic cables and create a high speed telecommunications line through the crapper.
Seemingly, the best reception here is near beds. I take credit for this.
Damn, I forgot to add "friend". :wacko: When I saw my post again it sounded really badass. :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
And what when there's toilets in trains or airplanes? It's a miracle right there! :wacko:Quote:
I always figured there was something mysterious about toilets. I mean what happens to everything one flush down? It just disappears! Magic is at work I tell you!
Yeah, they would have lots of little pirate robots along with them using shotguns and smelling like weed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
You know, 'cause shotguns add street cred. :nod:
Righto! :lol
Anyway I have to leave. Gonna bake something. Not exactly sure what yet. Bye! :wacko: