Personally I think you'd have to be nuts to commute by plane but that's why I don't make the fuck you money.
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Personally I think you'd have to be nuts to commute by plane but that's why I don't make the fuck you money.
I wouldn't commute an hour for a 3-4 hour shift either. :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Milady
I'm planning on it, but again, it's only if they put me in that one. If they put me in the post office where I live, that's alright by me. Either way, I'm going to work there. :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Tassadar
I give it a month. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno.
Oh wait, you're talking about me. :pwacko:
MAn you guys give Roxas too much damn time
Obviously he'll only last an hour :wacko:
I'll literally be sitting in my ass delivering mail. I think I'll last a bit longer. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nem
You make it sound a lot like Dead Island. Sounds fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warrior
Mmmmm coffee :drool:
ITT: Roxas forgets he has to pick up heavy shit which will cause him to quit his new job.
Imagine if he has to deliever a package. He would just do the lazy way and also leave a "You weren't here! Pick it up at the post office" even if they are sitting in their front lawn.
Million dollar idea!!
A deodorant stick with a foot long curved applicator for reaching under your scrotum. Perfect for those hot summer months of sweaty ball sacks!!!
http://freshballs.com/Quote:
Originally Posted by Zaladane
Crap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spose'
They don't seem to have a handy application system though :wacko:
Toys are for kids too!!!!
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Or not :dread:
:rolleyes: It's not that hard to do. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spose'
Considering all the excuses you've previously made regarding any iob that required actual labor, I doubt it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roxas
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Believe it or not but I've gotten a lot better, a bit more physically fit even. It's not going to be that hard of a job. :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Spose'
Hrmmm. Almost feel like watching a run of the original Starwars trilogy.
chu chu rocket
Yeah, no kidding. Great move.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roxas
Mr Pig got that game for me :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Phineas Squiggletail, Esq
Um.....I shaved off all my hair today.....because curiosity.
Not sure if I like bald me
pics or didn't happen. :wacko:
you're also gonna lose it all in life later anyway :wacko:
As it turns out I have a few scars on my head that I didn't know I had
Fucking rep, man. Fucking. Rep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno.
I can't think of a single job easier than Walmart. I know people who go to work stoned out of their minds or on shrooms and still can't get fired.
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Only people who don't care about their self worth work for those bastards.
I worked there briefly and got tired of being treated like shit and a human Popsicle............was made to mostly stay in a freezer and keep stock, NOT FUN.
Got a job at a better? place and actually felt appreciated when customers thanked me for excellent service, they were pretty damn happy with me and mentioned all the time about the other workers shitty service and how they preferred me. :wacko:
Just remembered a scary memory, a middle aged foreign lady came in to shop and that scared the living hell out of me, she was REALLY REALLY TALL.
:booger:
Find any gold yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by deadlegion
Shouldn't you be sleeping or something :?
There is a large Polish community in my City. All Polish woman are tall but the scary ones are the huge ones like they must workout everyday. Probably on steriods . Like well over 6 foot and built like the RockQuote:
Originally Posted by Warrior
I worked unloading trucks in the busiest walmart in my state for a year. We moved at least 3000 pieces a day, 8-9000 near christmas, and I loved it. I was in great shape and got hit on a lot. Sadly, I was married at the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warrior
Kinda hard to when you are puking up acid.Quote:
Originally Posted by deadlegion
Ya thats even worse. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by kirov
Can you smell what they're cookin'?Quote:
Originally Posted by kirov
My Sister is scary enough and she's under 6 foot...Irish, Polish and Latvian blood. It's the Latvian blood that makes her scary :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by kirov
Lul like the shortest woman I know is PolishQuote:
Originally Posted by kirov
Huh, I guess Polish women aren't all that tall after all. Maybe I only notice the tall, scary ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by deadlegion
lol, Bolivia
Slavs generally aren't tall. It's Norse blood all over the place that makes people tall.
Kielbasa and Pierogis make Polish women strongk
Finally got the last item on Isaac. Thought it was going to take a lot longer. Got to figure out what to move onto next :D