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14th-February-2008, 00:18
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Se-

Bu-

De-

The p-

g-

O_O

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Blasphemy?
14th-February-2008, 00:20
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongbad

Blasphemy?

Nay, this is outright HERESY.

We should burn him at a stake or something.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elin

Suggested building all of your furniture out of free holy books. Which is either daringly brilliant, or daringly stupid. I can't work out which. :hm?

Brilliant, I think.

Of course the furniture would also be fairly hard.

I'll have to think further.
14th-February-2008, 00:24
Tassadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

It just confuses me.

Bibles aren't free.

Nor are Qur'ans, Korans, or whatever we're calling 'em this week.

::\:

Praying in Church,

Praying in mosque,

Paying in scientology
14th-February-2008, 00:27
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Nay, this is outright HERESY.

We should burn him at a stake or something.

But what will we burn along with him? More witches?
14th-February-2008, 00:29
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongbad

But what will we burn along with him? More witches?

How about some hippies?

It's been a while since we had a good old hippy burnin'!
14th-February-2008, 00:30
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

How about some hippies?

It's been a while since we had a good old hippy burnin'!

Are you crazy? They smell even worse when you burn them. :ugh:
14th-February-2008, 00:31
Elin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Nay, this is outright HERESY.

We should burn him at a stake or something.

I disagree. Anyone who believes the words in the books would tell you that said words are the foundation upon which they have built a large part of their life. So why not make them the foundation that supports you physically as well as emotionally? If you truly have faith in them, then they will not collapse beneath you! :wacko:

...

Plus you'd always have some reading material to hand. ^_^
14th-February-2008, 00:34
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elin

I disagree. Anyone who believes the words in the books would tell you that said words are the foundation upon which they have built a large part of their life. So why not make them the foundation that supports you physically as well as emotionally? If you truly have faith in them, then they will not collapse beneath you! :wacko:

...

Plus you'd always have some reading material to hand. ^_^

Or wiping material, given you make yourself a toilet. :wacko:
14th-February-2008, 00:35
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Or wiping material, given you make yourself a toilet. :wacko:

Oh lord, please bless this holy shit... :wacko:
14th-February-2008, 00:41
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Oh lord, please bless this holy shit... :wacko:

In nomine Faecalis et farti et Sphinctu Smelli.
14th-February-2008, 00:42
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

In nomine Faecalis et farti et Sphinctu Smelli.

Amen

*flush*
14th-February-2008, 00:43
Ton

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Being abducted by aliens and shat. :wacko:
14th-February-2008, 00:46
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ton

Being abducted by aliens and shat. :wacko:

You're supposed to be avoiding the light!
14th-February-2008, 00:47
Raype

I always had Ton pegged for a pole rider.

:wacko:
15th-February-2008, 06:43
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

In nomine Faecalis et farti et Sphinctu Smelli.

:lmao:

Amen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

I always had Ton pegged for a pole rider.

:wacko:

:lol
15th-February-2008, 06:55
Dinosaurman

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...Picture002.jpg

Sprung made me take this one.

He said "Pic with gay hat,or no flash crad!!"

And I was all like "OK"
15th-February-2008, 11:27
Cookie Monster

Didn't know it was one of his sex fetishes :wacko:
15th-February-2008, 20:54
johnny blaze

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dinosaurman

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...Picture002.jpg

Sprung made me take this one.

He said "Pic with gay hat,or no flash crad!!"

And I was all like "OK"

Fear and loathing anyone?
15th-February-2008, 20:57
Evans

Craig, that poster behind you, what does it say?

I remember some C64 games had that symbol in the opening. Whether it was original or a hacker's mark, I can't say.
15th-February-2008, 21:01
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Craig, that poster behind you, what does it say?

I remember some C64 games had that symbol in the opening. Whether it was original or a hacker's mark, I can't say.

Oh go- :facepalm:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Side_of_the_Moon

I don't know you anymore, man.
15th-February-2008, 21:03
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Oh go- :facepalm:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Side_of_the_Moon

I don't know you anymore, man.

Had to make sure. :P
15th-February-2008, 21:04
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Had to make sure. :P

You'd better be *shakes fist*
15th-February-2008, 21:05
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

You'd better be *shakes fist*

Just kiddin'!

/ignorant
15th-February-2008, 21:07
Evans

That's what they said.
15th-February-2008, 21:56
Dinosaurman

Aye,

It be a Pink Floyd poster.

But I do know the splash screen your talking about on the C64 games.
24th-February-2008, 06:57
EGGO

Keepin it alive.

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/2952/meesaje2.jpg
24th-February-2008, 07:01
Fer!

Is that your bedroom? :wacko:

Also, penguins are badass, and they're plushies.

Even more badass.
24th-February-2008, 07:09
Stark

Quote:

Originally Posted by EGGO

Keepin it alive.

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/2952/meesaje2.jpg

PENGUIN!
24th-February-2008, 07:17
The Joker

http://a323.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...02923b2432.gif

i miss my kitty :(
24th-February-2008, 16:43
Evans

Plushie furry time!
2nd-March-2008, 04:43
Evans

A wild pedo appears!

http://i27.tinypic.com/z7a07.jpg
2nd-March-2008, 05:12
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

A wild pedo appears!

http://i27.tinypic.com/z7a07.jpg

Option 1: "Forehead compression ratio set to maximum, captain!"
Option 2: You're searching for the Sword of Kahless

;)
2nd-March-2008, 05:16
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Option 1: "Forehead compression ratio set to maximum, captain!"
Option 2: You're searching for the Sword of Kahless

;)

I'll beam you into space.

Just wait until we're ready for you.

:wacko:
2nd-March-2008, 05:18
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

I'll beam you into space.

Just wait until we're ready for you.

:wacko:

"You think I want my atoms disassembled and scattered all over the galaxy, boy?"

/Bones
2nd-March-2008, 05:20
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

/Bones

DO NOT WANT
2nd-March-2008, 05:24
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

DO NOT WANT

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y11...SYOUDOWANT.jpg
2nd-March-2008, 05:27
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y11...SYOUDOWANT.jpg

http://www.atomjester.com/wordpress/.../startrek2.jpg
2nd-March-2008, 05:28
Sprung

:rofl:
2nd-March-2008, 05:29
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

http://www.atomjester.com/wordpress/.../startrek2.jpg

:lmao:

I wonder if when Takei came out of the closet, the doors made the *woosh* sound like in Star Trek? :wacko:
2nd-March-2008, 05:32
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by _M_

:lmao:

I wonder if when Takei came out of the closet, the doors made the *woosh* sound like in Star Trek? :wacko:

:lol

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