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*panda man transforms into super panda* chew me will ya.
pulls out a hammer and nail claw and begins drilling the claw in the bakc of val's neck, then uses the claw to break the bones in his neck. while val is screaming like a bitch, the biggest bitch in the world that is, i take a sledgehammer and bust his balls with it, then i proceed to smash his skull
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Originally Posted by Panda Man
haha... :lol biggest bitch,me? i could be the biggest one in the world but damn... you already won that title :D among with your bitch army , *undrills claw from his body* take this biatch * starts drilling it in panda mans eye :D come on scream ...SCREAMM.........
damn hes already dead , you should have noticed that i had a steel armor in my balls :P , grabs a knife and cuts panda mans balls then throws em through the toilet, mwahahaha *panda mans bitch army starts running and screaming* :P
i don't have an army, that's your army bitch. i was just kicking its ass for fun :P and i am also E.T., the extra testicle, you just cut off my extra one, now im normal again. POWER TOOL TIME... *pulls out a skill saw and saws off val's toes and then works his way to his feet, then legs... then puts val on the drill press and drills hundreds of tiny holes in his face. next i use a radial arm saw to saw val in half... with val's last breath used to scream like a bitch, i send him through a table saw and slice him into little pieces*
i almost used up the good tools in the woodshop in one round :rolleyes: hehe
nah,im sure they are youre army,they scream just like you do,like the biggest bitch that has ever existed :P <b>*reunites his thorn apart body parts*</b> time to end this bitch , <b>*grabs a big spike and inserts it thorugh panda mans ear,getting through his brain*</b> do you like it,im sure you do :D <b>*gets little needles and inserts them in panda mans eyes* come on bitch scream *cuts panda mans remaining testicles (all of them) and throws them into a meat grinder,then makes panda man eat his own testicles *</b> shut up bitch,youve been screaming to much lately :P ...... i said <b>SHUT UP</b> <b><i>*grabs a machete and cuts panda mans extremities,then hides em all over the world *</i></b> hahaha, youll not be able to get all your parts reunited after this,im the only one that know where they are :D , what? youre still alive? damn youre a hard to kill bitch :P <b>*grabs a big hammer and smashes panda mans head,splattering brain parts all over the place*</b>, now lets find a use for your torso <b>*throws the torso to the meat grinder *</b> fresh dog food :D, <b>*throws it to the dogs *</b> finished :) and it doesnt matter how many times you kill me <i>ill always come back</i> also it doesnt matter if i scream like a little bitch in your kills because ...... <i>you scream better than any bitch in the world,just as the real biggest bitch that has ever existed in the world ,yep you </i> :P
Note to self: Never piss off Val :P
hahaha, yeah :P *takes sprung out of the killing thread before panda man starts trying to kill him* :D no one dare to touch Sprung , eventhough i think no one will dare since everyone loves you here :) ,but i dont know if panda man is like the rest ,hes a psycho you know :P
Favorite killing:
Short but sweet
I take off valholy nails, sand where the nails were. Dip his fingers/toes into lemon juice.
Do that a few times until he has no more fingers/toes, then sand his whole skin, dip him in mercury.
Brrr, lovely. ;)
hahaha, as i expected from you,a cool kill :P ... but im more like brutal killing *gets up without skin and all that sand in his parts* haha you thought you could kill me just like that? *grabs a big hook and gets it across polos chest,then hangs him in the wall* haha sweet :)
And you think a bunny is this easy to kill?
Plus, you misread. I'm sanding your parts, not puting sand in them. That gotta be painfull ya know.
*polobunny eats the hook end, fall on the floor and crack open Valholy skull with his small teeths. Take Valholy cortex into his paws, and start making a Tina Turner portrait on the wall, using only different shades of red that came from that same great part of Val's brain.*
Polobunny... you are going down...
*Paladin Hammer kills Polobunny with his 2 ton hammer.
I ran out of bombs :(
this getting old..... and i might kill sprung, no matter how much i love him....
i have a head ache now, sry if this is a lame kill. can't really think.
paladin's hammer is really a rubber mallet the after hitting polo bounces off and smashes paladin's face in... then, because he can't see now, he walks into a vat of sulferic acid that appears out of nowhere
wow. that was lame lol my turn! *tips off MARINE or whoever it is that is after pandaman of his location then gets pandaman drunk and leaves him to his captores* hahah..ahahahahha. they finally caught that damn bootleg pandaman! *watches as pandaman is skinned alive*
Too... cute!... cannot---kill.... >_<
*Vivi Gives Paladin a nice hard Skinner8 Bitch slap*Quote:
Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer
*runs up to dserge, removes his Tom Petty Heartbreakers sig and replaces it with Britney Spears 4 Life sig with britney looking like a bare footed redneck and runs away quickly before hordes of EP members track down dserge and stab him*
*Hugs snow puff then kills Dserge. To damn cute!!!!!!!
(blows up earth laughing like a maniac before realising he has no chance for escape)
Oh nuts, now we need a new battleground.......
*beats nathan to death with the allmighty noob-beating-stick 3000*
whhhhhyyyy did you revive this thread? i mean its evil n stuff but its ooolllldddd
*beats evil panda guy to death with the allmighty noob-beating-stick 15k*
im new and this looked very interesting
*frys evil panda guys HD*
hehehe..... the ultimate killing
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Originally Posted by EVIL Panda Man
Afraid of going retro are you??? I question your evilness, panda man
No, It's against the law to revive old threads.Quote:
Originally Posted by nathangoronlink
laws were made to broken, food was meant to be eaten-nathangoronlink