I don't know. All I know is that I can attatch as many pictures as I fucking want to. Not that I will.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
What did I just get finished saying?
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I don't know. All I know is that I can attatch as many pictures as I fucking want to. Not that I will.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
What did I just get finished saying?
Someone
Soooomeooone
Please
Ple-ase
Put some hot sauce on my burrito
Hot sauce yayah
That reminds me of the good old I-Step test. There was a section to select your race, I never chose white. I usually went with some sort of native american tribe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
AGAIN?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinosaurman
Dude, how much sauce do you need?
Oh you will. You will because I SAY YOu WILL!!Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
I wasn't paying attention. I was lost in your eyes.
Did you score better when you were native?Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Infnite amounts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Won't you please put some hawt sauce on my burrito!!1111
!!
Alright. But I am not putting meat in your pita.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinosaurman
I don't remember. I am not even sure if I even looked at the specific scores. I just made sure that I passed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Are you sure you're not a native? :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Note: This is totally not racism. I once fucked a native. Therefore it counts. Ask poke-in-the-ass.
Nah, I am a pretty white guy. I don't exactly tan well either. I am mostly of Irish decent I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
That is complete BS. I said I was 13 and I didn't miss one question. How is it that I didn't get the highest possible score?Quote:
Originally Posted by I.Q. Test
http://www.epforums.org/showpost.php...16&postcount=7 :rofl:
Is DCK's dark-haired girlfriend in this post - http://www.epforums.org/showpost.php...2&postcount=45 ?
Someone host it in imageshack.us and post it, please. Photobucket won't accept it as it violates their terms of service.
Wait, what?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lethe°
So are a suprising number of natives. Apparently once you hit below 1/4 you can be pale as fuck and still qualify. I once knew a dude for years before realizing his grandmother was 100% pure native. Man, was THAT awkward.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
"Yo ray, meet my grandmother"
Ray:'OMGWTFBBQHAX!"
I Also have that problem. Fortunately my skin tone is naturally a little coloured. So I don't require tanning as much as some people. God clearly intended me to be hot.
Judging from the last 4 generations of the old family tree, I'm a german-french-italian-irish-scottish-english-possibly norweigan mixture. Mostly english and french. Like I said, genetics here are funky. Doesn't help much that this area has been home to a crapload of mass immigrations, a bunch of settlements by every country in europe, and a lot of other stuff of that nature.
Also, odd that some of the recents were french and german eh?
Really makes you think...
A lot of IQ tests are timed.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
I'm pretty good at those since I think fast.
Ugly violates the TOS these days? That's news to me...Quote:
Originally Posted by lethe
You would think him living inside of a casino tip you off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
BAM!!!
After putting on my incredibly dark shades I can confirm that yes, she is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lethe°
She's the first chick. And the third one. The second one is his current girl.
No way that cheap internet test was timed. If so, I went through it pretty fast even though I was browsing other sites at the same time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
This province doesn't exactly have casinos.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
At least nothing of that scale.
Also he lived in a pretty normal looking joint for the town we were from. :shrug:
Also, you can "BAM" me in the mouth a couple times if you want.
It's okay.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
You still scored 144. That puts you above a lot of people.
Except me.
At 14 anyway.
Once you crack 180 give me a call. :x
I suppose that joke would be more suitable for a native american here in the states. I use it on my somewhat native friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Maybe after I wake up. Goodnight. :wav:
The test I took was in Hebrew.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Probably. Here the jokes are pretty limited to "sniffing gas while smoking" and "someone stole my skidoo". Yet we somehow make hundreds of jokes related to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Good night :wav:
Well, I've officially given up on completing this project. Fuck it. I'm in no mood. I suppose I'll just have to ask for an extension or some shit. They'll likely give me one. Because I'm elite like that.
Good for you then.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Because my dick is kosher.
It was even blessed by a rabbi.
And his daughter.
Salutations, Mr Bad. You see, one intended that to be something of a gggagg but it appears to have gone straight over one's forehead, in a similar fashion to Sprung's toupee in a blistering gust.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Very well. I bid you good day. Tally Ho!
That is what I thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
I was serious, though. Host the pics in imageshack - I can't see them now because cryspace is blocked.
HOLY CRAP!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
I'm channeling the spirit of strongbad!
I'm scared.
Freaky.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lethe°
I'll get on it.
Right away.
I'll spare your eyes the horrors.
Spoiler warning:
Wise decision.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Thank ya.
Home,
Home again,
I like to be here when I can.....
When you can what?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinosaurman
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Quote:
And when I come home cold and tired,
it's good to warm my bones besides the fire.
Its from a song.
off Dark Side.
Well anyways not including what I will work today,friday and saturday.
I already have 47 hours.
Might beat my record this week.
I really should have known.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinosaurman
No, really.
I'm going to go hit myself with a skillet.
Highly possible. Your current is ~70 right?Quote:
Well anyways not including what I will work today,friday and saturday.
I already have 47 hours.
Might beat my record this week.
86 hours, god did it suck.
lol
Eep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinosaurman
You should get a medal or something.
Or at least a free hooker.
I average 65-70.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Fuck a medal,
give a cash bonus.
I'm not reading all the previous pages. I'll just assume DCK talked about how he fails, and that jokes turned around that. Maybe something about Strongbad's assignments and Ray fucking things.
With a hint of crashing and burning.
Amazing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evans
Robin Beanland, Greame Norgate - [Killer Instinct Killer Cuts #08] The Instinct
Killer Instinct music rules.
Trailbalzer > *Quote:
Originally Posted by Seraphis Cain
I still have my original CD.