That was a joke?
Shit, and I thought Kramer was unfunny.
Hopefully you touched her boobs first. Otherwise I'll have to declare massive fail.Quote:
Originally Posted by NFM
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Fucking A.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongbad
I'd rep that, but no humor so no rep.
Says the guy who only listens to bands whose names/album names are some kind of sex joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by NFM
Hmm.. she asked me to touch her left boob a once, which I did. After that she left. Does that count?
Yeah, I know. :P The worst part is that I sometimes find myself actually getting pissed off because of the music people listen to. When I say sometimes I secretly mean constantly. I try not to discuss music IRL, it's best for everyone.
He looks as good in a skirt as he does in Jeans, he is a most notorious queen.
His personality, I'm not impressed, but I can't wait to get him undressed.
:lol
I was actually putting on some old records last night, yes the actual vinyl. Prince and Meatloaf all the way son!
I don't find myself attracted to him, but I do admire his style.
Grill as in teeth? Yeah, my penis was too hot for your mouth.
8 inch.
Oldskool.
So's his girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
A whale to be more precise.
He stuck it in her blowhole.
Hey, you were to one who said crusher should be on top.Quote:
Originally Posted by NFM
I advised against it, but you just had to do it.
So, how're those crushed ribs?
Either way, you're having pleasant thoughts about guys. That's gay. Balls will most surely be touching soon.
Yes. Friction burn on my tongue too. I sound funny.
If video games taught me anything, I'd say she has a high charisma stat and either diplomacy or charm, and used that to turn you into a love slave.Quote:
Originally Posted by DCK
Much like I did in that RPG porn classic Breast of Fire.