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5th-March-2007, 03:37
The Joker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I treat my games with a lot of care. In fact, I had a fit when I saw the kids had put scratches on my Swap Magic DVD disc. A big fit, actually.

My wife just said "Oh, if it doesn't work anymore, just buy a new one."

She doesn't understand.

wtf, she lets u spend $?
5th-March-2007, 03:37
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael

...

I, don't know why I just pictured you kicking and screaming on the ground with your scratched up swap disc in hand during your fit. :lol

I was yelling pretty loud.
5th-March-2007, 03:38
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Death Cube K

wtf, she lets u spend $?

"LET" me?

dude.
5th-March-2007, 03:38
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael

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I, don't know why I just pictured you kicking and screaming on the ground with your scratched up swap disc in hand during your fit. :lol

Something like:

"Damn you, you scratched it up, damn you all to hell *cries*"
5th-March-2007, 03:39
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

"LET" me?

dude.

Well she's bigger.

I figured she was the leader in that relationship.

Also, you whipped.
5th-March-2007, 03:40
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I treat my games with a lot of care. In fact, I had a fit when I saw the kids had put scratches on my Swap Magic DVD disc. A big fit, actually.

My wife just said "Oh, if it doesn't work anymore, just buy a new one."

She doesn't understand.

I do too, it's just that like it or not, sometimes the game gets scratched by use, this one didn't, I got surprised.

No she doesn't...specially when she doesn't call you Captain of the Enterprise. :low2:

<3!

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

No, you're a gamer.

You just don't have your head up your ass.

:P

Yeah, I guess, like yesterday when I was at the Gears of War tournament I wished good luck to my opponents and telling them "Good shot! You really got me there!" and stuff whenever they killed me in a cool way.

My partner said, dude, you're too kind to be a gamer, seriously. :P
I guess that I like to show my kindness with a chainsaw and a shotgun. :lol

Quote:

I forgot to play Shadow of the Colossus tonight.

Me too. I'm going to put it in five minutes. :P
5th-March-2007, 03:40
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

ass.

I try.
5th-March-2007, 03:40
The Joker

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Also, you whipped.

who me?
5th-March-2007, 03:40
Mikey_

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Something like:

"Damn you, you scratched it up, damn you all to hell *cries*"

More like:

'I can't believe you did this!'

'What the hell!?!'

*takes a deep breath*

*eyes water up*

'OMG MY SWAP DISC IS RUINED I CAN'T BELIEVE Y'ALL LET THIS HAPPEN, OLD OLD OLD SHORT OLD SHORT SHORT OLD.....'

*drops to the ground crying, screaming, kicking and screaming*
5th-March-2007, 03:40
Elmdor

I stepped on my Dynasty Tactics II disc a few days ago and broke it. At first I felt like crying, but then I realized that it barely worked anyway.

It usually takes an hour to boot, and I can only finish one of the four story modes, because the game hates every side 'cept for Shu. Clever fucking game..

So, yeah, never buy used games, no matter how cheap they are.
5th-March-2007, 03:41
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

No she doesn't...specially when she doesn't call you Captain of the Enterprise. :low2:

I love you.
5th-March-2007, 03:42
Elmdor

On a totally unrelated note, someone has to teach me how to use commas.
5th-March-2007, 03:42
Mikey_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

I stepped on my Dynasty Tactics II disc a few days ago and broke it. At first I felt like crying, but then I realized that it barely worked anyway.

It usually takes an hour to boot, and I can only finish one of the four story modes, because the game hates every side 'cept for Shu. Clever fucking game..

So, yeah, never buy used games, no matter how cheap they are.

An hour!?! :damn:
5th-March-2007, 03:43
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

I'm going to put it in

WHAT?

Quote:

Originally Posted by DCK

who me?

Yes you.

I figured that was the sure fire way to get you online.

Use the word "whipped".
5th-March-2007, 03:44
Elmdor

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael

An hour!?! :damn:

Yeah, it's a bitch. Sometimes I'd get lucky and get it going in a few minutes; one time it took me almost four hours. :|
5th-March-2007, 03:44
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

WHAT?

Yes you.

I figured that was the sure fire way to get you online.

Use the word "whipped".

:rofl:

damn
5th-March-2007, 03:44
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

On a totally unrelated note, someone has to teach me how to use commas.

Using commas is like fucking a cheap whore.

You just put it anywhere and hope nobody notices.
5th-March-2007, 03:45
Mikey_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

Yeah, it's a bitch. Sometimes I'd get lucky and get it going in a few minutes; one time it took me almost four hours. :|

That sounds painful.
5th-March-2007, 03:46
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

Yeah, it's a bitch. Sometimes I'd get lucky and get it going in a few minutes; one time it took me almost four hours. :|

Really?

Usually I just watch porn and it's going in a few seconds.

A few hours later my hands are sore.
5th-March-2007, 03:46
Mikey_

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Really?

Usually I just watch porn and it's going in a few seconds.

A few hours later my hands are sore.

Hours. :lol
5th-March-2007, 03:48
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I love you.

:]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

WHAT?

My PS2, it likes big and shiny....

DVD's. :D
5th-March-2007, 03:48
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael

Hours. :lol

Hey, I do it so much I'm pretty dry.

I also make that slurping noise like a straw during sex.
5th-March-2007, 03:49
Mikey_

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Hey, I do it so much I'm pretty dry.

I also make that slurping noise like a straw during sex.

:\
5th-March-2007, 03:49
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Hey, I do it so much I'm pretty dry.

I also make that slurping noise like a straw during sex.

I've never heard straws having sex :?
5th-March-2007, 03:49
Elmdor

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Using commas is like fucking a cheap whore.

You just put it anywhere and hope nobody notices.

Problem is that I put them everywhere. I think the things I write, and put a comma at every point I would take a paus if I were speaking. Like, for instance, infront of a fucking "and".

I really want to say something clever now, but I'm currently busy sucking on a spoon, and I just can't think very well while I'm doing something else.
5th-March-2007, 03:49
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Really?

Usually I just watch porn and it's going in a few seconds.

A few hours later my hands are sore.

I guess you don't have fingerprints anymore. :P
5th-March-2007, 03:49
Mikey_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I've never heard straws having sex :?

The sound you hear when you slurp, from a straw?
5th-March-2007, 03:50
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

My PS2, it likes big and shiny....

DVD's. :D

I caught a dvd once.

The China Syndrome.

Apparently only fucking the ones that cough isn't as smart as it origionally sounded.
5th-March-2007, 03:50
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael

The sound you hear when you slurp, from a straw?

OMG

:gimp:
5th-March-2007, 03:51
Mikey_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

Problem is that I put them everywhere. I think the things I write, and put a comma at every point I would take a paus if I were speaking. Like, for instance, infront of a fucking "and".

Makes sense to me. :shrug:
5th-March-2007, 03:51
Elmdor

Gods of mastrubation is a pretty cool band.
5th-March-2007, 03:52
Elmdor

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael

Makes sense to me. :shrug:

I love you.
5th-March-2007, 03:52
Mikey_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

I love you.

:hug:
5th-March-2007, 03:52
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

Problem is that I put them everywhere. I think the things I write, and put a comma at every point I would take a paus if I were speaking. Like, for instance, infront of a fucking "and".

I really want to say something clever now, but I'm currently busy sucking on a spoon, and I just can't think very well while I'm doing something else.

Lucky spoon,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer

I guess you don't have fingerprints anymore.

Nope.

Or palm prints.

It's hilarious to go to palm readers and see the looks on their faces.
5th-March-2007, 03:53
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

Gods of mastrubation is a pretty cool band.

What, it's taken?

Fuck, looks like we're back to "a couple wankers".
5th-March-2007, 03:53
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael

:hug:

WATCH THE FLEAS!!!!!!!!!!!
5th-March-2007, 03:54
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

Gods of mastrubation is a pretty cool band.

Indeed, Ray plays the hairy banjo if I'm not mistaken. :P
5th-March-2007, 03:54
Mikey_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

WATCH THE FLEAS!!!!!!!!!!!

I already told you in the Lounge, they've already moved into their new home (you).
5th-March-2007, 03:55
Elmdor

Why do I keep scratching,
Scratching my balls?
I don't like this feeling,
I don't like it at all.

There's crab eggs in my bed,
They're in the carpet too,
I'll go to the store,
Buy A200 shampoo.
I got R.I.D. of them,
I got all of them,
They won't be back.
Wait a second,
What is this itching in my crack?
5th-March-2007, 03:55
Sprung

I canceled my 38GB PSP torrent.

After a week and a half, I was at 20%. It wasn't really taking up resources or anything, I just got tired of looking at it.

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