You have enormous teeth.Quote:
Originally Posted by CheezyMadman
You have enormous teeth.Quote:
Originally Posted by CheezyMadman
Truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by CheezyMadman
LOL :pwnd:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney
well, now that my self-esteem is completely shattered (shedooby), I'm off to bed.
Fuckers.
You'll thank me later.Quote:
Originally Posted by CheezyMadman
for the love of god someone find me that alf picture with cheezy
I turn 19 in 20 days. My birthday just fucking snuck up on my outa nowhere. :|
I may aswell exploit another member.
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that's me :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus
I'm down to less than 80 MB of HD space left. :O I paused the newsgroup download until the DVD burning is done and it can clear the disc image cache file, giving me back that 4 GB. :P
[05:22:42] <R^K> HD: [C:] 69.32/74.52 GB [D:Media] 31.95/149.05 GB [E:Storage] 12.99/74.53 GB
[05:22:54] <R^K> Total Free: 114.26 GB/298.10 GB
/yawn Hangouts dead.
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?
Science. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
I googled the riddle and it sucks. The answer is total illogical bullshit. Apparently it's supposed to be time but I like someone else's idea much better, salt. >:3 Apparently if you pour salt in your eyes they'll explode, given time.
No........
I was going to say water.
But I may be insane.
the fuck? where's the :wacko: smilie?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming
Can't both be true? :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
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Originally Posted by Necrosnake
smileys can be turned off for individual posts. Look! :heyhey: ~:-o :urk: :hypo: :pwnd: o_OQuote:
Originally Posted by Necrosnake
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Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming
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Man I'm fucked next year in English.
How so?Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrosnake
Necrosnake says:Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus
I'm gonna thumg this booklet real quick.
Necrosnake says:
See what she expected from me.
Sara says:
yeah
Necrosnake says:
I'm gonna read a little exerpt.
Sara says:
k
Necrosnake says:
"These summer reading assignments are meant to be pleasurable and enertaining, but please be assured that you take them seriously!
Necrosnake says:
Completion of these assignments is required of every student enrolled in the course.
Necrosnake says:
They will be your first grade pf the school year, so you will want to do your best work.
Necrosnake says:
Plan to bring your annotated novels to class the first day.
Necrosnake says:
And all written assignments on Friday (August 31)
Necrosnake says:
PLEASE do not wait until August to read.
Necrosnake says:
Start now!
Necrosnake says:
"
Necrosnake says:
/lol
Necrosnake says:
She wants me to annotate To Kill a Mockingbird,Anthem, and Romeo and Juliet.
Sara says:
=s
Necrosnake says:
If only I cared.
Sara says:
yeah
Necrosnake says:
Shit.
Necrosnake says:
An essay.
Sara says:
?
Necrosnake says:
I'm really bad at essays.
Necrosnake says:
I usually go off topic...
Necrosnake says:
It would contain "A thesis statement which addresses the topic
Necrosnake says:
Clearly explains the difference or similarities of the issue, imbalance is unacceptable.
Sara says:
hmm
Necrosnake says:
And some other shit I don't feel liket yping.
Necrosnake says:
/lol
Necrosnake says:
A grade0-1 one of the descriptions says "Written so poorly it inhibits reader comprehension"
Sara says:
/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol/lol /insane
Necrosnake says:
/rofl
Necrosnake says:
Here's me right here.
Necrosnake says:
"Shows inadequate or innacurate understanding of the question, or ignores it completely.
Sara says:
XD
Sara says:
XP
Necrosnake says:
Has no thesis or a thesis that does not address the topic.
Necrosnake says:
damn I'm fucked.
It's because Amberly(My teacher) told me I should sign up for AP english classes. That's work she told us to do over summer during a meeting type thing.
I'm not doing that shit.
When I still was at school, I chose Advanced English (The equiv of an Honours class or whatever) it was pretty easy. I'm hopeless at essays. I usually just have a few main points and reinstate those points every paragraph in a different way. I passed every test we had in that term with flying colours. Creative writing is my favourite task though. I can spin the most awesome 4 pages of random bullshit you'll ever see.
Yeah. I'm going into the highest english class they'll allow me at my grade level.My teacher of last year told me to sign up because I was just bored in her class from it being far too easy. I understand the material, I just don't care for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus
I just got my Fabric Wings! Yay!
I's kinda funny too. I would have failed my Algebra class with a 2o if the teaacher hadn't liked me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrosnake
Dude.
Just get the shit of cliffsnotes and rewrite it.
I was suypposed ot buu the novels from her and write in them. Annotating every page. I said fuck that for 2 reasons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus
1: I'm poor and can't affors that shit.
2:I'm too lazy to do that anyway.
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Kris' are always the best.
To Kill a Mockingbird, Anthem, and Romeo and Juliet? Three books over the course of an entire summer? Fucking easy. Those are easy books, too. I remember for 10th grade AP English the summer reading assignment was Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, Shakespear's A Midsummer's Night Dream, and Greg Bear's Eon (The teacher was a sci fi fan, I guess. Eon, while an awesome book, isn't really a typical book assignment :P).
Atlas Shrugged would fuck you up royally.
You annotated every page of those novels?
Fuck yeah. I just landed a jet and got my Iron Wings.