The Hang: It's Officially Out

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Big difference between 16 and 10MHz. :(

EDIT: WERE THE HELL HAS MY ACTIVITY GONE!? :O

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:wav:

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Originally Posted by CL4P-TP

Good Cole, Evil Cole, and Ratchet playthrough's left. Then this game is getting shelved till January.

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What happens in January..? :thot:

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

:wav:

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:flop::flop::flop::flop:

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

:flop::flop::flop::flop:

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You're just jealous you can't be this sexy. :ignore:

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

You're just jealous you can't be this sexy. :ignore:

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Don't be silly.
Everyone likes raping Jazz :)

I has an beer

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A man who attempted to rape a woman has been cleared of the charges by a Swedish court after it turned out that the woman he tried to rape was biologically a man.

“The intended crime never had the possibility of being fulfilled,” explained judge Dan Sjöstedt of the Örebro District Court to local newspaper Nerikes Allehanda.

When the 61-year-old man had tried to commit the rape in Örebro, he had no idea that the intended victim was born a man, and had been taking hormonal treatment to reach the “right” identity, wrote the paper.

After following the woman for some time, the would-be rapist was “brutally violent” in the "attempted rape", tearing off the victim's pants and grabbing at the victim's crotch, according to the paper.

The incident occurred in front of the woman's ex-boyfriend’s house, and it was him who came rushing to intervene. When police arrived, they arrested the attacker.

However, the court has ruled that the 61-year-old had intended to rape a woman, as he had been following her before the attack, making a conscious decision to rape her specifically. The man also referred to his victim as "she" throughout the court case.

“We believe that he wanted to rape this woman in particular. But as she turned out to be a man, the crime never was actually committed,” said Sjöstedt, adding that the case against rape was “invalid”.

"There are different theories about how this should be handled, and so we’re looking forward to seeing the verdict from the Court of Appeals,” he said, adding that he would appeal the decision if he were the prosecutor or the defence.

The 61-year-old was instead convicted of assault and sentenced to four months prison. The court also ordered the man to pay 15,000 kronor ($2,161) in compensation to the woman.

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I have no words for that story.

I added a single letter to the thread title. I think it's an improvement.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

I have no words for that story.

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Victim is a dude.
The perp calls him a she, and so does the judge...but the court ruled that he was biologically a man.

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Originally Posted by Ragnar

I added a single letter to the thread title. I think it's an improvement.

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I would've done that a while ago if it was possible :wacko:

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Originally Posted by DL

A man who attempted to rape a woman has been cleared of the charges by a Swedish court after it turned out that the woman he tried to rape was biologically a man.

“The intended crime never had the possibility of being fulfilled,” explained judge Dan Sjöstedt of the Örebro District Court to local newspaper Nerikes Allehanda.

When the 61-year-old man had tried to commit the rape in Örebro, he had no idea that the intended victim was born a man, and had been taking hormonal treatment to reach the “right” identity, wrote the paper.

After following the woman for some time, the would-be rapist was “brutally violent” in the "attempted rape", tearing off the victim's pants and grabbing at the victim's crotch, according to the paper.

The incident occurred in front of the woman's ex-boyfriend’s house, and it was him who came rushing to intervene. When police arrived, they arrested the attacker.

However, the court has ruled that the 61-year-old had intended to rape a woman, as he had been following her before the attack, making a conscious decision to rape her specifically. The man also referred to his victim as "she" throughout the court case.

“We believe that he wanted to rape this woman in particular. But as she turned out to be a man, the crime never was actually committed,” said Sjöstedt, adding that the case against rape was “invalid”.

"There are different theories about how this should be handled, and so we’re looking forward to seeing the verdict from the Court of Appeals,” he said, adding that he would appeal the decision if he were the prosecutor or the defence.

The 61-year-old was instead convicted of assault and sentenced to four months prison. The court also ordered the man to pay 15,000 kronor ($2,161) in compensation to the woman.

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http://www.epforums.org/attachment.p...9&d=1294117500

My GF lived in Orebro for a year. heh.
I knew she was crazy for a reason. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Ragnar

I added a single letter to the thread title. I think it's an improvement.

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FINALLY

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Originally Posted by Ragnar

I added a single letter to the thread title. I think it's an improvement.

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I've been mistakenly reading it like that for weeks. I'm glad I'm not alone. :lol

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Originally Posted by deadlegion

Victim is a dude.
The perp calls him a she, and so does the judge...but the court ruled that he was biologically a man.

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I understood the story. I just have nothing to say about how incredibly idiotic it is.

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

My GF lived in Orebro for a year. heh.
I knew she was crazy for a reason. :wacko:

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Orebro.

Is that a friend you eat cookies with?

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Orebro.

Is that a friend you eat cookies with?

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I lol'd :top:

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

My GF lived in Orebro for a year. heh.
I knew she was crazy for a reason. :wacko:

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Did she finish her hormonal treatment? :pwacko:

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Originally Posted by deadlegion

Did she finish her hormonal treatment? :pwacko:

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She moved because some dude tried to rape her.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Orebro.

Is that a friend you eat cookies with?

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It is now! :lol

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Originally Posted by deadlegion

Did she finish her hormonal treatment? :pwacko:

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Huuuuuur. Shut up.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

She moved because some dude tried to rape her.

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And that's why she likes younger boys now.
Old man smell triggers bad memories.

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Originally Posted by deadlegion

And that's why she likes younger boys now.
Old man smell triggers bad memories.

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I smell like flowers.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I smell like flowers.

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That's what I say just before I fart in the company of guests :D

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I smell like flowers.

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Wanna see my stinger? :hello:

Sometimes I'm really glad I fart so much.
It can happen at the most appropriate times...like when my sister is ranting about something that seems insignificant and I couldn't care less about.

Childish?

Spoiler warning:

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Originally Posted by The Courier

David Coulthard pleaded guilty to unlicensed driving at the Ballarat Magistrates Court yesterday.

The namesake of the former Formula 1 Grand Prix champion was fined $1250 for the offences committed on August 24 this year.

The court heard that police caught Coulthard, 33, driving a Mitsubishi Lancer in Sebastopol just after 2.40am.

Police prosecutor Senior Constable Pepe Brown said Coulthard was observed “weaving” across the road and was intercepted.

He was given a preliminary breath test, which indicated the presence of alcohol, then agreed to accompany police for a follow-up evidentiary breath test.

Senior Constable Brown said that once Coulthard was informed he was not legally bound to remain at the police station, he insisted on leaving, refusing to complete the breath test.

He said when Coulthard was asked his reasons for the offence, he told police “you don’t understand, I’m a child in a man’s body”.

Defence lawyer Hamish Locke said his client caused no interference with other road users and “panicked” once he arrived at the police station.

Magistrate Peter Couzens said it was Coulthard’s third drink-driving related offence.

“It’s by no mean a good record,” he said. In addition to the fine, Coulthard was disqualified from driving for four years.

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Think I'll bake some home made french fries tomorrow.

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Think I'll bake some home made french fries tomorrow.

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Home made wedge fries are best fries. :nod:

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

Home made wedge fries are best fries. :nod:

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WHat do you suggest I buy spice-wise?

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

WHat do you suggest I buy spice-wise?

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Thyme. Bitches love thyme.

WHy have I no herbs? I got salt...pepper...seasoned salt...
Buying some herbs tomorrow. WHat other than Thyme?

Just noticed a strange patter. All of my H's and O's are capped when they're the second letter of a sentence.

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

WHat do you suggest I buy spice-wise?

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I usually coat it in vegetable oil and sprinkle with a bit of ground black pepper and sea salt. I've also used seasoning salt or paprika in the past, but don't always have those on me, where I always have pepper and sea salt.

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

Thyme. Bitches love thyme.

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This would also be good. :top:

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

...pepper...seasoned salt...

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Bam. Right there, that's good enough to start. Just don't overdue it and let the fact that those fries are fresh as fuck carry a lot of the flavour.

Also, buy sea salt. You'll never go back.

> download 260MB game
> start game
> "there is one patch available. Download now?"
> Yes
> downloading update patch: 240MB

So they just replaced the entire game, then? :thot:

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

I usually coat it in vegetable oil and sprinkle with a bit of ground black pepper and sea salt. I've also used seasoning salt or paprika in the past, but don't always have those on me, where I always have pepper and sea salt.



This would also be good. :top:

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Done and done. I have a lot of Tatoes, so I'll try some of each.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

> download 260MB game
> start game
> "there is one patch available. Download now?"
> Yes
> downloading update patch: 240MB

So they just replaced the entire game, then? :thot:

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SOudns about right. :PP

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

Bam. Right there, that's good enough to start. Just don't overdue it and let the fact that those fries are fresh as fuck carry a lot of the flavour.

Also, buy sea salt. You'll never go back.

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:nod:

Maybe some chili powder too if you guys like it a bit spicier.

Gotta sleep now. I woke up sick and it has only gotten progressively worse.
Staying up late isn't going to help.

:bed:

Going to be getting some 13x19 prints of the covers of the original four Phantasy Star games. Eight in total, both US and Japanese releases. Can't afford it right now, but I'll be sending off for them next week.

I'm going to have to find some inexpensive frames to hold them too. :wacko:

Oh God, I want the Castlevania ones. :nerd:

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

Oh God, I want the Castlevania ones. :nerd:

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I agree, those ones look awesome. Actually a whole set of all of Konami's silver box NES releases would be really cool!

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Originally Posted by Beelzebub

I agree, those ones look awesome. Actually a whole set of all of Konami's silver box NES releases would be really cool!

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They would be. :nod: I have a special place in my heart for Castlevania, though. Dracula's Curse was one of the first games I ever played. That and the original TMNT made me rage so hard when I was a kid.

... in hindsight, I think my parents secretly wanted me to suffer.