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22nd-May-2011, 02:21
Synthetik

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Jesus was a carpenter. Sounds pretty handy. :kermitwacko:

"Please Jesus, cure our sons blindness. We'd also love a new shelf as well."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuro Kagami

If anyone here gets rapetured, I call dibs on your daughters and little sisters :awesome:

:flamethrower:
22nd-May-2011, 02:22
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Synthetik

"Please Jesus, cure our sons blindness. We'd also love a new shelf as well."

He mostly did roofs.

Jesus seals.

But he also removed wallpaper.

Jesus peels.
22nd-May-2011, 02:25
Kuro Kagami

Quote:

Originally Posted by Synthetik

"Please Jesus, cure our sons blindness. We'd also love a new shelf as well."

:flamethrower:

You're just jealous of my 40 underage virgins :ignore:
22nd-May-2011, 02:28
Nemkoon

Nag Nag Nag NAg NAg Nag,
Who did I just do an impression of?
22nd-May-2011, 02:28
Inferno.

I have hit 900 trophies.

:wacko:
22nd-May-2011, 02:29
Synthetik

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuro Kagami

You're just jealous of my 40 underage virgins :ignore:

Once they get older they'll turn on you and stab you in the eyeballs with needles.
22nd-May-2011, 02:30
Synthetik

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

He mostly did roofs.

Jesus seals.

But he also removed wallpaper.

Jesus peels.

Jesus saves... a ton of money by switching to Geico.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

I have hit 900 trophies.

:wacko:

:wacko:
22nd-May-2011, 02:30
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Synthetik

Once they get older they'll turn on you and stab you in the eyeballs with needles.

And by needles, you mean their penises.
22nd-May-2011, 02:33
Ivolt

someone give me an amusing thread to read.

I am bored.
22nd-May-2011, 02:33
Rasgrez

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuro Kagami

You're just jealous of my 40 underage virgins :ignore:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Synthetik

Once they get older they'll turn on you and stab you in the eyeballs with needles.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

And by needles, you mean their penises.

I hope you enjoy your harem of traps. :wacko:
22nd-May-2011, 02:35
Synthetik

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

And by needles, you mean their penises.

RED 18! RED 18! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK!
22nd-May-2011, 02:37
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Synthetik

"Please Jesus, cure our sons blindness. We'd also love a new shelf as well."

I wouldn't trust him with a shelf.

He has a serious aversion to nails.
22nd-May-2011, 02:37
Kuro Kagami

Quote:

Originally Posted by Synthetik

Once they get older they'll turn on you and stab you in the eyeballs with needles.

They'll be too well conditioned for this

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

And by needles, you mean their penises.

I was talking about little girls...

as there is too much competition for the boys with all those priests (well, a bit less after MJ died... but still)
22nd-May-2011, 02:39
Rasgrez

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

I wouldn't trust him with a shelf.

He has a serious aversion to nails.

:lol
22nd-May-2011, 02:40
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Zaladane

And someone please tell me something happens in FFXIII, on the second disc now and the party is still split up and only allowed to travel in one direction. Damn.

Disc 2?!

Christ, son... you haven't even finished the tutorial yet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

mama told me when I was young,
girl, you got a vag and dong.
if you tuck that prick on up in your twat,
you can fuck yourself and wear a thong.

I'm not gonna lie, I may have to start singing this at work.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quiji

eBay Purchase History

Ended (last 60 days)
Won 257
Amount $21,036.86

:rofl:

I fucking hate you. :0:
Considering that's over half my yearly income...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuro Kagami

If anyone here gets rapetured, I call dibs on your daughters and little sisters :awesome:

HEY!

... they're mine. :ignore:
22nd-May-2011, 02:42
Kuro Kagami

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

HEY!

... they're mine. :ignore:

You already have a boy... leave something for the others too :wacko:
22nd-May-2011, 02:42
Drageuth

Also: sick son is sick. :(
22nd-May-2011, 02:42
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuro Kagami

You already have a boy... leave something for the others too :wacko:

Yes, but I don't want to have sex with my son.

Your sister, on the other hand... :hello:
22nd-May-2011, 02:42
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

HEY!

... they're mine. :ignore:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq28UQmxDnw
22nd-May-2011, 02:44
Rasgrez

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

Yes, but I don't want to have sex with my son.

Your sister, on the other hand... :hello:

:dread:
22nd-May-2011, 02:46
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

Also: sick son is sick. :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbZ7EpmaK_o&feature=related
22nd-May-2011, 02:46
Synthetik

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

I wouldn't trust him with a shelf.

He has a serious aversion to nails.

You can turn water into wine, how about turning this white paint into a nice beige?

Gamer Jesus is best Jesus, anyways.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuro Kagami

They'll be too well conditioned for this

I was talking about little girls...

as there is too much competition for the boys with all those priests (well, a bit less after MJ died... but still)

If you ever show up at the house of the 13yo you were chatting with online and there's a child's bicycle laying nonchalantly on the driveway, get the fuck out of there.
22nd-May-2011, 02:47
Kuro Kagami

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

Yes, but I don't want to have sex with my son.

Your sister, on the other hand... :hello:

Only child here... but I can always borrow you my neighbour's dog :wacko:
22nd-May-2011, 02:48
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

*

It's never lupus. :ignore:
22nd-May-2011, 02:49
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

It's never lupus. :ignore:

Unless it is lupus. :ignore:
22nd-May-2011, 02:49
Pickles

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

I have hit 900 trophies.

:wacko:

Excellent news, The only thing I'm playing till the store is back is Bioshock 2, and whatever it is about Bioshock I never seem to pick up trophies. I want 1000 damit. :(
22nd-May-2011, 02:51
Rasgrez

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve

Excellent news, The only thing I'm playing till the store is back is Bioshock 2, and whatever it is about Bioshock I never seem to pick up trophies. I want 1000 damit. :(

I never finished collecting the audio diaries. I probably never will.
22nd-May-2011, 02:52
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Unless it is lupus. :ignore:

99.35% of the time, it's not lupus. :ignore:
22nd-May-2011, 02:53
Kermit Da Frog

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

99.35% of the time, it's not lupus. :ignore:

Ah, but with your luck with breaking things, it's probably lupus. :ignore:
22nd-May-2011, 02:53
Pickles

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Originally Posted by Rasgrez

I never finished collecting the audio diaries. I probably never will.

I definitely never will, I have like 53% in the first game, and its gonna stay there, and the second game, online trophies? Forget it.
22nd-May-2011, 02:54
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Ah, but with your luck with breaking things, it's probably lupus. :ignore:

He didn't get sick at my house. When I picked him up today, he was already sick.
Therefore, it's not lupus. :ignore:
22nd-May-2011, 02:54
Rasgrez

Oh God, it just might be lupus.

...

:dread:
22nd-May-2011, 02:54
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve

Excellent news, The only thing I'm playing till the store is back is Bioshock 2, and whatever it is about Bioshock I never seem to pick up trophies. I want 1000 damit. :(

I'll probably not beat you to 1000 since you're 10 away (according to your sig), so I guess I'll just aim to overtake you at some point in the near future. :wacko:
22nd-May-2011, 02:54
Kuro Kagami

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

99.35% of the time, it's not lupus. :ignore:

Your case might just be part of the 0.65% :ignore:
22nd-May-2011, 02:54
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rasgrez

Oh God, it just might be lupus.

...

:dread:

Which reminds me. Fixed my laptop keyboard the other day. :]
22nd-May-2011, 02:55
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

He didn't get sick at my house. When I picked him up today, he was already sick.
Therefore, it's not lupus. :ignore:

So it's super lupus. :ignore:
22nd-May-2011, 02:55
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuro Kagami

Your case might just be part of the 0.65% :ignore:

In that case, I hope lupus can be cured with orange juice, strawberries and goldfish crackers. :ignore:
22nd-May-2011, 02:55
Rasgrez

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

Which reminds me. Fixed my laptop keyboard the other day. :]

:really:
22nd-May-2011, 02:56
Pickles

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

I'll probably not beat you to 1000 since you're 10 away (according to your sig), so I guess I'll just aim to overtake you at some point in the near future. :wacko:

I'm pretty sure its still 10, but yeah I reckon the only way you will beat me is if Sony breaks their scheduled date for re-opening the shop, and Sony are ALWAYS on time with their deadlines, always.
22nd-May-2011, 02:57
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

Which reminds me. Fixed my laptop keyboard the other day. :]

1 week later:

Which reminds me. I broke my laptop keyboard the other day. :Low:

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