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I'll take 1 dildo with a whistle for the head :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Slacker Magician
https://www.nyrture.com/blog/2015/5/...btilis-part-iiQuote:
Originally Posted by Josephemeks
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Assumed Name: Fecal Fury
Aliases: The Turd Polisher, Doo Doo
Real Name: Marcus Philip Suthers
Age: 28
Place of Birth: Liberty City, FL
Appearance: Fecal Fury stands at 6 feet tall, with a muscular build. His costume consists of a brown bodysuit adorned with a stylized "FF" emblem on the chest, resembling a swirling pile of feces. He wears a mask with tinted goggles to protect his identity.
Background: Once a sanitation worker, Fecal Fury gained his powers after an accident involving hazardous waste. Now, he uses his coprological powers to fight crime and protect his city from evildoers.
Powers:
1. Fecal Manipulation: Fecal Fury can control and manipulate fecal matter with his mind, shaping it into various forms for both offense and defense.
2. Fecal Gas Emission: He can emit noxious gases from his body, incapacitating enemies and creating a protective barrier around himself.
3. Constipated Durability: Fecal Fury's exposure to toxic waste has enhanced his physical durability, allowing him to withstand attacks that would incapacitate a normal person. His body has the consistency of hardened fecal concretion and of soft feces at will making melee weapons ineffective when hardened and projectile weapons pass through him ineffective when softened.
4. Fecal Empathy: He can sense the presence of fecal matter and bowel movements of others, using this ability to track down defecating criminals or locate hidden objects with traces of feces on them.
Weaknesses:
1. Water-Based Attacks: Fecal Fury's powers are weakened when exposed to large amounts of water, making him vulnerable to attacks involving water-based substances.
2. Psychological Manipulation: Despite his physical prowess, Fecal Fury can be emotionally manipulated, especially when his traumatic past or personal connections are exploited.
3. Limited Range: His powers have a limited range, requiring close proximity to manipulate fecal matter effectively.
Skills:
1. Hand-to-Hand Combat: Fecal Fury has received training in various martial arts disciplines, allowing him to hold his own in close-quarters combat situations.
2. Stealth: He has honed his stealth abilities, enabling him to move undetected through urban environments and surprise his enemies when they are pooping.
3. Survival Skills: Growing up in a tough neighborhood, Fecal Fury has developed survival instincts that serve him well in dangerous situations.
Equipment:
1. Utility Belt: Fecal Fury carries a utility belt containing various gadgets and tools to aid him in his crime-fighting endeavors, including grappling hooks, smoke pellets, and communication devices.
2. Biohazard Mask: He wears a specialized biohazard mask to protect himself from the toxic fumes he emits during combat.
3. Combat Boots: His reinforced combat boots provide added protection and stability during physical confrontations.
Personality: Fecal Fury is determined and resourceful, always willing to put himself in harm's way to protect others. Despite his unconventional powers, he maintains a strong sense of justice and integrity.
Allies: Fecal Fury has formed alliances with other superheroes and crime-fighting agencies, working together to combat threats to their city.
Enemies: His enemies include various criminal organizations and supervillains who seek to exploit his unique powers for their own nefarious purposes.
Motivation: Fecal Fury is driven by a desire to make his city a safer place for its citizens and to clean up dangerous neighborhoods like the ones he grew up in, using his powers for good and standing up against injustice wherever he finds it.
https://i.postimg.cc/fLSr4y3s/Wipe-O...452-653000.jpg
Cinematic intro music and theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bYo3lGv6Ek
watched a few movies over the last couple days.
wild wild world was okay it had a decent cast. i couldn't help but feel like there was something missing to make it a better movie but not sure what it was the ending was rather predictable and the video I watched had a mgm watermark in the upper left hand corner that was quite distracting.
slave girls from beyond infinity wasn't bad it had some pretty cool costumes the female leads weren't too bad either could have used a name change like "prison girls from space".
moontrap turned out pretty good though the space scenes looked pretty bad. I think 1 scene was a reference to evil dead 2.
evil dead 2 I finally got to watch it all the way through this time. it didn't feel like a typical horror movie like the 1st one, I did end up liking it better than the 1st.
just finished watching willow that was a really good movie the best out of all that I watched recently.
What I want is a movie where a superhero surprises evil criminals while they're pooping and uses a superpower that turns their turds into clubs to beat them with batshit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grouch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
Having to sleep is what makes Freddy Krueger scary, having to poop is what makes Fecal Fury scary. Every antagonist taking a shit over taking a shit, vicious circle.
Also, Uncle Luke makes cameo appearances and Doo Doo has a Jeep with seating for five in the backseat that pulls a trailer with a woofer concert speaker system. Fecal Fury was born in Liberty City and is active in all of Miami-Dade, he uses his Scatmobile to visit Compton and fight crime cross-country along the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrKe3pd3Slc
The Turd Polisher is a rapper at benefit concerts to fund projects that improve conditions in ghettos.
Edit:// and when Marcus Philip Suthers is not hiding his identity he's winning bodybuilding contests.
https://i.postimg.cc/9z5Rh99G/superpooper.png
Lemme learn how to actually model shit first. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zaladane
Well now you have incentive to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace Ventura
Edit:// I chose Marcus Philip Suthers as name for Fecal Fury then I looked up meaning of his surname. https://www.houseofnames.com/suthers-family-crest
"The surname Suthers was first found in Suffolk at Sotherton, a parish, in the union and hundred of Blything. This local name was derived from the term "the southern" meaning "from the south" and from the Middle English word "sothern."
Yep, he's Southern alright.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_City_(Miami)
And this is his neighborhood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptVUHMH6KS8
Only superhero that booty raps 2 Live Crew covers because censorship is the fucking shit.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firs...s_Constitution
"Navigating the concrete jungle, we're knee-deep in the messy truths of city life, wading through the crap society throws our way. But amidst the nasty grind and the dirty streets, we find our realness, unfiltered and raw. So let's own our shit, 'cause that's where the real magic happens in this urban wilderness." ~ The Turd Polisher
"Shit... did I leave to stove on?" ~ Deadpool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy8nPI85Ih4
"Deadpool takes out the trash with maximum effort, I don't kill people 'cause they can't beat what they can't smell, effortlessly." ~ The Turd Polisher
Edit:// Fecal gas emission is Fecal Fury's omega level power, if you can smell it doesn't matter what god you are or what pantheon you are from, you can't smell it or you become incapacited. Only Doo Doo's gas mask has the antitoxin to counter it, not even he can smell it.
Good thing I know what tracks are playing in the background of Fecal Fury toons that he covers rapping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD-m0q5J2fQ
Also, fecal gas emission is silent but deadly and does not affect his stealth skills to surprise enemies while they are pooping with fecal empathy to track them down.
watched they live today it was maximum overdrive good.
They live, they fart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grouch
https://www.popsci.com/heres-what-me...an-could-look/
https://i.postimg.cc/8kWF31Yk/godfarter.png
Deadlegion might be a fart alien, we need to develop spectral analysis augmented reality glasses.
https://i.postimg.cc/cHYnQYtY/tumblr...1573969534.png
that is awesome. is that a real game or just an image you did?Quote:
Originally Posted by Till
It's a fake done by somebody else but should be a real game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grouch
https://i.postimg.cc/5t84gmpx/80-1573969534.png
watched Leviathan today. it started out somewhat interesting but ended up another aliens/creature/thing type movie with a tacked on action happy ending.
I went in with low expectations since I don't really care for movies/tv show that take place in the ocean so I wasn't really disappointed with it.
that's too bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Till
yes it should.