LIKE A BOSS
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I feel offended.
*hits head*
And now I feel fine.
I'm not afraid to say it; NIGGERS!
Wife prepares to take a shower...
Wife: What do I want to smell like tonight?
Me: Chicken salad.
Wife: What? They don't have that scent.
Me: Give them time.
Seriously. She's addicted to Bath & Body Works. She has 35 bottles of scented body wash in the cabinet. I barely have room for a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo in the shower.
Also I can't sleep FFS.