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3rd-March-2008, 22:19
Dr Mario

And I'm off.

Time to go impress the manager with my "wit" and "charm".
3rd-March-2008, 22:19
_M_

I just watched last nights new Simpsons. It was a spoof of "The Departed."

It was actually pretty funny.

Anyone else seen it?
3rd-March-2008, 22:19
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnos

And I'm off.

Time to go impress the manager with my "wit" and "charm".

Good luck dude.

:wav:
3rd-March-2008, 22:19
Jetsetlemming

We're $1500 poorer today. Yay.
3rd-March-2008, 22:20
_M_

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Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming

We're $1500 poorer today. Yay.

What you buy? New comp?
3rd-March-2008, 22:21
Jetsetlemming

Quote:

Originally Posted by _M_

What you buy? New comp?

Got some trees cut down.
3rd-March-2008, 22:23
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming

Got some trees cut down.

FOR FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR TREES!? Was it at least an acre?
3rd-March-2008, 22:23
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming

Got some trees cut down.

Strongbad would've done it for free.

Hell I would too, provided the trees are burnable.

HA YUK YUK YUK.
3rd-March-2008, 22:24
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Strongbad would've done it for free.

Hell I would too, provided the trees are burnable.

HA YUK YUK YUK.

Shit me too. I love using chainsaws. I could uproot tree trunks with my truck. Hell I'd dig them out with a shovel and pitch fork.
3rd-March-2008, 22:29
Tanthias

*Looks at hangout title*

So is there a story behind this, or is it just a random title?
3rd-March-2008, 22:30
Evans

In case a mod's around: http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...28#post1123528

Wrong thread.
3rd-March-2008, 22:30
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanthias

*Looks at hangout title*

So is there a story behind this, or is it just a random title?

Fer's having girl issues.

Again.

And may be raped.

Sexually.

It may be random, but according to him it's not far from the truth.

Fer's so manly. :wacko:
3rd-March-2008, 22:30
_M_

I'm eating Jacque in le Box and I realize something. Their hot sauce and their buttermilk sauce go good on EVERYTHING! Mind you I only had hot sauce for today but damn. I mix it with ketchup to eat with my fries. I throw alot on my burger.

Mmmm....
3rd-March-2008, 22:32
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by _M_

I'm eating Jacque in le Box and I realize something. Their hot sauce and their buttermilk sauce go good on EVERYTHING! Mind you I only had hot sauce for today but damn. I mix it with ketchup to eat with my fries. I throw alot on my burger.

Mmmm....

You Americans eat shit.

Disgusting.
3rd-March-2008, 22:32
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by _M_

I'm eating Jacque in le Box and I realize something. Their hot sauce and their buttermilk sauce go good on EVERYTHING! Mind you I only had hot sauce for today but damn. I mix it with ketchup to eat with my fries. I throw alot on my burger.

Mmmm....

You like a lot of Jack's hot sauce between your buns.

Got it.
3rd-March-2008, 22:33
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

You like a lot of Jack's hot sauce between your buns.

Got it.

Seemingly, he likes it everywhere, but mostly in his mouth.
3rd-March-2008, 22:33
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

You Americans eat shit.

Disgusting.

This is true. But it tastes good. I hate eating it more than once a week. Makes me literally sick.
3rd-March-2008, 22:34
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by _M_

This is true. But it tastes good. I hate eating it more than once a week. Makes me literally sick.

It's because you swallow the sauce.
3rd-March-2008, 22:35
Tanthias

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Originally Posted by _M_

This is true. But it tastes good. I hate eating it more than once a week. Makes me literally sick.

So you think "fudge" tastes good.... got it :wacko:
3rd-March-2008, 22:36
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanthias

So you think shit tastes good.... got it :wacko:
3rd-March-2008, 22:36
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

It's because you swallow the sauce.

Probably. But it's most likely due to how bad it is for me.
3rd-March-2008, 22:37
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Seemingly, he likes it everywhere, but mostly in his mouth.

And all over his meat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by _M_

Probably. But it's most likely due to how bad it is for me.

But if it's so bad, why does it feel so good? :wacko:
3rd-March-2008, 22:37
Tanthias

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Originally Posted by Evans

*

That's what I was implying. I didn't say it that way because I do my best to not cuss (or swear, or curse, or whatever else you want to call it).
3rd-March-2008, 22:38
Evans

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Originally Posted by _M_

Probably. But it's most likely due to how bad it is for me.

It's garbage. Make yourself a sammich instead.
3rd-March-2008, 22:38
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanthias

That's what I was implying. I didn't say it that way because I do my best to not cuss (or swear, or curse, or whatever else you want to call it).

I know.
3rd-March-2008, 22:39
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanthias

That's what I was implying. I didn't say it that way because I do my best to not cuss (or swear, or curse, or whatever else you want to call it).

Why ever would you attempt to not swear?

Fucking goddamn swearing is the motherfucking way to do shit the motherfucking right fucking way.
3rd-March-2008, 22:39
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

And all over his meat.

But if it's so bad, why does it feel so good? :wacko:

Nothing like a mini stroke.
3rd-March-2008, 22:39
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

But if it's so bad, why does it feel so good? :wacko:

Because it's fattastic.
3rd-March-2008, 22:40
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Why ever would you attempt to not swear?

Fucking goddamn swearing is the motherfucking way to do shit the motherfucking right fucking way.

I laugh at how very few curse words you have at your disposition, Anglophone.

:ignore:
3rd-March-2008, 22:40
Tanthias

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

I know.

I thought so. I was simply explaining why I didn't post what you quoted.

I'm probably being Captain Obvious again though... I told you I overexplain things a lot :P
3rd-March-2008, 22:41
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanthias

I thought so. I was simply explaining why I didn't post what you quoted.

I'm probably being Captain Obvious again though... I told you I overexplain things a lot :P

Yes.
3rd-March-2008, 22:41
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Nothing like a mini stroke.

You'd have to be stupid to bypass a mini stroke.

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Originally Posted by Evans

I blow.

:O

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Originally Posted by _M_

Because it's fattasstic.

Fixed.
3rd-March-2008, 22:42
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

I laugh at how very few curse words you have at your disposition, Anglophone.

:ignore:

Bitch ass whore!

:(
3rd-March-2008, 22:43
Tanthias

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Why ever would you attempt to not swear?

Fucking goddamn swearing is the motherfucking way to do shit the motherfucking right fucking way.

I just don't like swearing. It's how I was raised.

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Originally Posted by Evans

Yes.

Sorry for overexplaining/being Captain Obvious...
3rd-March-2008, 22:43
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

It's garbage. Make yourself a sammich instead.

I do dude. In three hours I'm right back to my diet. Tuna, oh then tuna, some fruit, maybe a sandwich, we have no sandwich meat. Must go to deli. So I'll grill up a steak, porkchops, or some chicken.

Oatmeal, tuna, sandwich, tuna, steak. With fruit in between. All I eat. Everyday.
3rd-March-2008, 22:44
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

You'd have to be stupid to bypass a mini stroke.

:O

It's just a little brush with death.

I see you know the basics as well.
3rd-March-2008, 22:44
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by _M_

I do dude. In three hours I'm right back to my diet. Tuna, oh then tuna, some fruit, maybe a sandwich, we have no sandwich meat. Must go to deli. So I'll grill up a steak, porkchops, or some chicken.

Oatmeal, tuna, sandwich, tuna, steak. With fruit in between. All I eat. Everyday.

No wonder you're a fat fuck.

Skip a meal.
3rd-March-2008, 22:45
Panda Man

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Originally Posted by Evans

In case a mod's around: http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...28#post1123528

Wrong thread.

Taken care of, thanks ;)

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Originally Posted by Raype

The skin bug had better be fixed panda.

:hotmad:

Eh, probably not :wacko:
3rd-March-2008, 22:45
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by _M_

I do dude. In three hours I'm right back to my diet. Tuna, oh then tuna, some fruit, maybe a sandwich, we have no sandwich meat. Must go to deli. So I'll grill up a steak, porkchops, or some chicken.

Oatmeal, tuna, sandwich, tuna, steak. With fruit in between. All I eat. Everyday.

There's something fishy (and a tad fruity) about your diet :hm?:

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

I just don't like swearing. It's how I was raised.

Your momma's not here now :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Evans

It's just a little brush with death.

It's still good, it's still good! :wacko:
3rd-March-2008, 22:46
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanthias

I just don't like swearing. It's how I was raised.

Sorry for overexplaining/being Captain Obvious...

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