and he led
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and he led
everyone in town...
to a waterfall
of eternal beauty
then he took
his wife to
(why are you making him take and lead everywhere:P)
a jousting tournament
in the slime
824 years old
So one day
he died. Once
a man died
and was reborn
as a Turkey
called Cyberxion (: aka
a big black
hyperventilating teenage mutant
that wants to
eat tuna and
slather mustard on
Ok sorry guys but I'll start a new one ...
One day a
beautiful-damsel named Skinner
forgot his vibrator
(lmao)
and lost-all hope
but a porn-star
wanted to help.
There was porn
and blood everywhere
while the king
took a pill
and turned into
A huge greek (.......!)
who finished the
bannana cream pies
and threw up
all over me
while I was
in the pub
-all alone ofcourse-
Drinking and cying