The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Then why why why are Chinese people so much sexier than other people in the USA?

Oh right, lead chips in the food.

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Hmm, ive no idea, you would think lead chips would have nothing to do with sexyness

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Originally Posted by Deach

****Don't be surprised when your CHINESE spouse & in-laws rape your babies while living in CHINA.

Committing INCEST is a normal way of life in CHINA.

There are NO laws against INCEST in CHINA.

CHINA is #1 in the world for giving births? to babies with deformity, retardation, & illness dut to countless incests.

Werner Syndrome is a prematuring aging disease.

It's cause is INCEST.

Over 80% of the people on earth with this disease are CHINESE.

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CHINA FEEDS DRAGONS WITH BABIES.

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Originally Posted by Fer!

CHINA IS EVIL.

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Their just sharing brotherly sisterly love.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

That cat is doing me all the time.

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Is the cat any good?

that tongue cant feel good on your balls.

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Originally Posted by Fer!

CHINA FEEDS BABIES DRAGONS.

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yes, yes it does...

thats why they are so sexy and superior to us.

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Originally Posted by Lee

Is the cat any good?

that tongue cant feel good on your balls.

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You'd be surprised.

Why do I humor you?

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

You'd be surprised.

Why do I humor you?

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you are trying to realise that all of my misquotes have made you look gay, so you dont attract attention, thinking others wont notice amirite?

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Originally Posted by Lee

yes, yes it does...

thats why they are so sexy and superior to us.

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No dumbass, they bang the dragons.

That's why there are so many Chinese people, they sleep with everything.
And the dragon blood giving them super human reflexes don't help matters.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

No sexyman, they bang the dragons.

That's why there are so many Chinese people, they sleep with everything.
And the dragon blood giving them super human sex drive don't help matters.

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well that explains it...

type somthing i can misquote so its funny...

Dark Cloud.
Why is it that you hate every other character except Toan?
Really. 12 swords for Toan, but not 1 damn new weapon for Xiao and Goro?
A wooden slingshot can only take me so far.
One DMG with Wooden Slingshot+9 on bosses for the lose.

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Originally Posted by Lee

well that explains it...

type somthing i can misquote so its funny...

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Ok, this should be easy for you:

I am a sexy beast.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

ok: I lick your sexy meat.

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much too easy -.-

k, this is a hard puzzle, tell me if you want a topic for it, and/or/slash want the awnser or need a hint.

EDIT: forgot the puzzle heh



The Rope Bridge

Four people need to cross a rickety rope bridge to get back to their camp at night. Unfortunately, they only have one flashlight and it only has enough light left for seventeen minutes. The bridge is too dangerous to cross without a flashlight, and it’s only strong enough to support two people at any given time.

Each of the campers walks at a different speed. One can cross the bridge in 1 minute, another in 2 minutes, the third in 5 minutes, and the slow poke takes 10 minutes to cross. How do the campers make it across in 17 minutes?

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Originally Posted by Lee

k, this is a hard puzzle, tell me if you want a topic for it, and/or/slash want the awnser or need a hint.

EDIT: forgot the puzzle heh



The Rope Bridge

Four people need to cross a rickety rope bridge to get back to their camp at night. Unfortunately, they only have one flashlight and it only has enough light left for seventeen minutes. The bridge is too dangerous to cross without a flashlight, and it’s only strong enough to support two people at any given time.

Each of the campers walks at a different speed. One can cross the bridge in 1 minute, another in 2 minutes, the third in 5 minutes, and the slow poke takes 10 minutes to cross. How do the campers make it across in 17 minutes?

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Easy. Slowpoke and third go first, and after the third gets off the second goes and so forth with the first. By the time the slow poke gets off, the other 3 will have crossed, and you should still have seven minutes left.

And Slowpoke holds flashlight.

BTW, if and when you tell me I'm wrong, castration will be your reward.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Easy. Slowpoke and third go first, and after the third gets off the second goes and so forth with the first. By the time the slow poke gets off, the other 3 will have crossed, and you should still have seven minutes left.

And Slowpoke holds flashlight.

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err -.-

two go, and it takes the slower time, for example is 1 and slowpoke go, it takes 10 minutes for BOTH of them TOGETHER to reach the end.

its a very long bridge, they need to be TOGETHER to cross, and need the FLASHLIGHT...

so no... try again, hint


Also, I want unprotected anal sex with you. :<3:

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

BTW, if and when you tell me I'm wrong, castration will be your reward.

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roofle too late caught before edit

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Originally Posted by Lee

err -.-

two go, and it takes the slower time, for example is 1 and slowpoke go, it takes 10 minutes for BOTH of them TOGETHER to reach the end.

its a very long bridge, they need to be TOGETHER to cross, and need the FLASHLIGHT...

so no... try again, hint


Also, I want unprotected anal sex with you. :<3:

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o_O

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Originally Posted by Lee

well the right one it is then, we dont want two bad eyes right?

and have you noticed that evan's genius ideas have rubbed off on me just a bit?

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Skullfucking is a Cyber thing, btw.

As for misquotes, I didn't invent the net nor forums. And, though it might have rubbed off on ya, you're far for being noticeably tainted.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

That depends, Evans has lots of genius ideas. Except Ray. Was was it Ray that can up with Evans? I don't remember. One of them should just go Hyde on the other to save us all time.

Remind me why I'm friends with you again?

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Can up with Evans? Sounds hot. We should try it sometime.
I think Ray came up with the whole Ray=Evans deal. Or maybe someone pointed out we have the same kind of humor and it went from there.

Pity's by far the most reasonable guess.

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Originally Posted by Lee

much too easy -.-

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Needs more funny. Or just some, let's not be picky.

One of the faster guys carries the slower guy across and goes back etc...Blah blah.

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Originally Posted by Lee

err -.-

two go, and it takes the slower time, for example is 1 and slowpoke go, it takes 10 minutes for BOTH of them TOGETHER to reach the end.

its a very long bridge, they need to be TOGETHER to cross, and need the FLASHLIGHT...

so no... try again, hint


Also, I want unprotected anal sex with you. :<3:

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Fine.

Slowpoke and 1 go together and 1 has flashlight.
1 goes back for 3 and then 2.

That's gonna be hard without a penis.

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Originally Posted by Jackhammer

o_O

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They left us out, I know. :/

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Fine.

Slowpoke and 1 go together and 1 has flashlight.
1 goes back for 3 and then 2.

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10+1+2+1+5=19

Jack has it right. :P

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Fine.

Slowpoke and 1 go together(10 minutes) and 1 has flashlight.
1 goes back for 3(16minutes) and then 2(19 minutes).

That's gonna be hard without a flashlight.

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want the real awnser?

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Originally Posted by Evans

10+1+2+1+5=19

Jack has it right. :P

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Like I was trying...
Dark Cloud time now, not answer riddle time.
For fucks sake game, GIVE ME A NEW SLINGSHOT. THE OLD BUSTED JOINT AIN'T HELPING ANYMORE.

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Originally Posted by Evans

10+1+2+1+5=19

Jack has it right. :P

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yup he does

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Like I was trying...
Dark Cloud time now, not answer riddle time.
For fucks sake game, GIVE ME A NEW SLINGSHOT. THE OLD BUSTED JOINT AIN'T HELPING ANYMORE.

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just slap the monsters?

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Originally Posted by Lee

want the real awnser?

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You know what?
They cut the bridge and swing to the other side.
That's the answer.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

You know what?
They cut the bridge and swing to the other side.
That's the answer.

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A+B 2 minutes

then b comes back 4 minutes

C+D 14minutes

A comes back 15minutes

did you get owned yet?

A+B 17minutes

want the next one?

i still want the unprotected anal sex :<3:

ok next one

The Oldest plays Piano

Two MIT math grads bump into each other while shopping at Fry’s. They haven't seen each other in over 20 years.

First grad to the second: "How have you been?"
Second: "Great! I got married and I have three daughters now."
First: "Really? How old are they?"
Second: "Well, the product of their ages is 72, and the sum of their ages is the same as the number on that building over there..."
First: "Right, ok... Oh wait... Hmm, I still don't know."
Second: "Oh sorry, the oldest one just started to play the piano."
First: "Wonderful! My oldest is the same age!"

How old was the first grad’s daughter?

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Originally Posted by Lee

ok next one

The Oldest plays Piano

Two MIT math grads bump into each other while shopping at Fry’s. They haven't seen each other in over 20 years.

First grad to the second: "How have you been?"
Second: "Great! I got married and I have three daughters now."
First: "Really? How old are they?"
Second: "Well, the product of their ages is 72, and the sum of their ages is the same as the number on that building over there..."
First: "Right, ok... Oh wait... Hmm, I still don't know."
Second: "Oh sorry, the oldest one just started to play the piano."
First: "Wonderful! My oldest is the same age!"

How old was the first grad’s daughter?

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come on guys this one is easy x.x

Who pushed Lee's retard button?

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

Who pushed Lee's retard button?

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ooh ooh its was Ivolt!!!

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Originally Posted by Lee

err -.-

two go, and it takes the slower time, for example is 1 and slowpoke go, it takes 10 minutes for BOTH of them TOGETHER to reach the end.

its a very long bridge, they need to be TOGETHER to cross, and need the FLASHLIGHT...

so no... try again, hint


Also, I want unprotected anal sex with you. :<3:

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Originally Posted by Lee

ok next one

The Oldest plays Piano

Two MIT math grads bump into each other while shopping at Fry’s. They haven't seen each other in over 20 years.

First grad to the second: "How have you been?"
Second: "Great! I got married and I have three daughters now."
First: "Really? How old are they?"
Second: "Well, the product of their ages is 72, and the sum of their ages is the same as the number on that building over there..."
First: "Right, ok... Oh wait... Hmm, I still don't know."
Second: "Oh sorry, the oldest one just started to play the piano."
First: "Wonderful! My oldest is the same age!"

How old was the first grad’s daughter?

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8 :booger:

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Originally Posted by Lee

ooh ooh its was Ivolt!!!

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Your banned from posting until I fuck you otherwise.

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Originally Posted by Jackhammer

8

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Since when is there a set age for playing the piano?

Panda, is it possible to ban Lee from Computer Tech?

I mean, literally set his permissions so he's not allowed to post there? Or even view that sub-forum?

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Originally Posted by Jackhammer

8 :booger:

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congratulations
okay next one

Yarr Maties

Five pirates discover a chest full of 100 gold coins. The pirates are ranked by their years of service, Pirate 5 having five years of service, Pirate 4 four years, and so on down to Pirate 1 with only one year of deck scrubbing under his belt. To divide up the loot, they agree on the following:

The most senior pirate will propose a distribution of the booty. All pirates will then vote, including the most senior pirate, and if at least 50% of the pirates on board accept the proposal, the gold is divided as proposed. If not, the most senior pirate is forced to walk the plank and sink to Davy Jones’ locker. Then the process starts over with the next most senior pirate until a plan is approved.

These pirates are not your ordinary swashbucklers. Besides their democratic leanings, they are also perfectly rational and know exactly how the others will vote in every situation. Emotions play no part in their decisions. Their preference is first to remain alive, and next to get as much gold as possible and finally, if given a choice between otherwise equal outcomes, to have fewer pirates on the boat.

The most senior pirate thinks for a moment and then proposes a plan that maximizes his gold, and which he knows the others will accept. How does he divide up the coins? What plan would the most senior pirate propose on a boat full of 15 pirates?

this is a hard one.

woah, i cant quote...

but anyways, did you just figure it out ivolt?

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Originally Posted by Lee

congratulations
okay next one

Yarr Maties

Five pirates discover a chest full of 100 gold coins. The pirates are ranked by their years of service, Pirate 5 having five years of service, Pirate 4 four years, and so on down to Pirate 1 with only one year of deck scrubbing under his belt. To divide up the loot, they agree on the following:

The most senior pirate will propose a distribution of the booty. All pirates will then vote, including the most senior pirate, and if at least 50% of the pirates on board accept the proposal, the gold is divided as proposed. If not, the most senior pirate is forced to walk the plank and sink to Davy Jones’ locker. Then the process starts over with the next most senior pirate until a plan is approved.

These pirates are not your ordinary swashbucklers. Besides their democratic leanings, they are also perfectly rational and know exactly how the others will vote in every situation. Emotions play no part in their decisions. Their preference is first to remain alive, and next to get as much gold as possible and finally, if given a choice between otherwise equal outcomes, to have fewer pirates on the boat.

The most senior pirate thinks for a moment and then proposes a plan that maximizes his gold, and which he knows the others will accept. How does he divide up the coins? What plan would the most senior pirate propose on a boat full of 15 pirates?

this is a hard one.

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Pirate 15 needs 7 other people to vote for him. He recruits pirates 13, 11, 9, 7, 5, 3 and 1 with one coin each, leaving 93 coins for Pirate 15. Those pirates will all vote for Pirate 15’s plan because if they don’t, they’ll be stuck with Pirate 14’s plan in which they all get nothing. :booger:

Pirate five kills all the others, takes the gold for himself.