The Ben 10 Affleck-Out: I feel like fame is wasted on me.

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Originally Posted by Sheik

How thoughtful of you to buy her earrings.
Now don't be a cheapskate, Cut, Carat, Clarity. All in that order :wacko:

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Theres a final C-word, in that order. :revwacko:

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Originally Posted by deadlegion

I can stick something in your ear if you like :hello:

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Heh. Heh. Heh.

Aural sex.

:wacko:

Earrings or a nice ring would be good.:wacko:

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Theres a final C-word, in that order. :revwacko:

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Compensation? :revwacko:

And there we go..back to the gutter:low:

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

And there we go..back to the gutter:low:

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I was going to say Compassion. :ignore:

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

And there we go..back to the gutter:low:

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Hi :)

Of course,DL's already there.:wacko:

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

And there we go..back to the gutter:low:

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We never left.
Illusions of your dementia are overpowering reasoning.

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

I was going to say Compassion. :ignore:

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I was close.
Do I still get a trophy for trying?

Of course.:platinum:Where's my earrings?:wacko:

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Originally Posted by Sheik

I was close.
Do I still get a trophy for trying?

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look, now she wants platinum. Women. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

a nice ring would be good.:wacko:

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Is this a hint? :dread:

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Originally Posted by deadlegion

Is this a hint? :dread:

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Thats the same hint I get everyday, but with more expletives.

Yes.A not-so -subtle one.

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I want a nice ring,please!Maybe a ruby one,no diamonds

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

look, now she wants platinum. Women. :rolleyes:

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Fuck. I started this, I'll handle it. *pawns off everything, empties bank account, pulls out stocks*
*One trip to a jewerly store later*
Thank you for crafting this....round in platinum.
"Who is that for, if I may ask?"
Myself.

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Originally Posted by deadlegion

Is this a hint? :dread:

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MARRIAGE :drag:

Poor Jazz.

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Thats the same hint I get everyday, but with more expletives.

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:lol
Been there before, and left rather quickly :pwacko:

What?I don't want to get married,just a pretty ring.

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

What?I don't want to get married, just a pretty ring.

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Then WHY are you already signing the marriage documents, HUH?!?
You're not fooling anyone :0: .

:yawn:
Bedtime.

pokemon at 8am.

6.5 hours left BITCHES!
:bed:

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

What?I don't want to get married,just a pretty ring.

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I don't want to get married either.
But if you want a ring there are some things we have to do first.

Ok, a lot of things :wacko:

What docu-hey!Oh hell no am I getting married!Hell to the NO!

maybe:wacko:

So many jokes..
so little time.

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

What docu-hey!Oh hell no am I getting married!Hell to the NO!

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Why?
It's magical :wacko:
I hear marriage was invented by a man though, I still call bullshit.
NO MAN would do this.

Please..no man invented marriage.What's "magical" about marriage? Are you drunk,Sheik?:wacko:

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

Please..no man invented marriage.

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It was Satan. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

What's "magical" about marriage?

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I don't know. Don't want to find out anytime soon either.

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

Are you drunk,Sheik?:wacko:

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Me, drunk? Noooooo~
*sips 1/5 of Svedka*

Sigh. Well itis Friday

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

Sigh. Well itis Friday

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It is Saturday afternoon :wacko:

Ok it's Saturday.So sue me:wacko:

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

Sigh. Well itis Friday

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I have a 4 day break.
If I am not hammered by time Tuesday comes, I have failed the American people. T'is the time to celebrate landing on this stretch of land. I just do that by drinking.

At least you have a goal?:shrug:

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

At least you have a goal?:shrug:

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Goal?
Life Purpose! :wacko:
But I can't get drunk, or buzzed, got duty in the morning.

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Originally Posted by Sheik

T'is the time to celebrate landing on this stretch of land.

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You should be killing people :revwacko:

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Originally Posted by deadlegion

You should be killing people :revwacko:

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Can't.
Government shutdown. :wacko:
On permanent stand-by until further notice.

I'll pick up the slack for him.*grabs sword*:wacko:

aww.I hope the shutdown nonsense ends soon.

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Originally Posted by Sheik

Can't.
Government shutdown. :wacko:
On permanent stand-by until further notice.

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Kill the government then.