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17th-January-2008, 04:40
Anonymous

i just realized that guinness is bottled i a plain bottle with a plastic wrapper on it. wtf?
17th-January-2008, 04:41
Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Oh yes, gotta love it when a woman can't cook for her kid and decides to shove a meat stick in his mouth.

That's what you get for burning bras. :lou:

no, look at the suit. she's a working mom, and doesn't have time to cook for him before she sits him in front of the babysitter/playstation and goes to the office.
17th-January-2008, 04:41
Mistral

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...0509866031.jpg

That just looks awesome.

Oh my, that looks worse than the key lime pie on a stick that appears every year at the fairgrounds. You have officially one-upped fair fare. >_<
17th-January-2008, 04:43
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...0509866031.jpg

That just looks awesome.

Cool. Businessmom can zap a few for the kids to eat on the way to the soccer tourney. Obviously the kid is retarded. look at his face. Maybe she's not Businessmom, she's Guiltymom because she made her kid retarded from smoking crack and doing prostitution for rent money while pregnant.
17th-January-2008, 04:43
Anonymous

that's not exactly fair towards fair fare. fair fare is fair, that's just unfair.
17th-January-2008, 04:44
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

no, look at the suit. she's a working mom, and doesn't have time to cook for him before she sits him in front of the babysitter/playstation and goes to the office.

Yeah, that's the point.

She's liberated.

From her "duties".

When the kid hits 15 and starts acting out and she goes "It's like I don't know my own son", I wish I could be there to tell her it's because she technically didn't raise him.
17th-January-2008, 04:44
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

CheezyMadman: 8.50 for a 6 pack
CheezyMadman: WORTH IT

A twelve pack is 13 bucks over here.
17th-January-2008, 04:44
Dinosaurman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Ah, I see you fail to notice the rampant sarcasm. Next time, I'll dress it up in gravy. Maybe then you'll notice.

Oh god,
Now I remember why I love you so much.
17th-January-2008, 04:44
Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpmsa15

A twelve pack is 13 bucks over here.

they're nearly $3 each at bars.
17th-January-2008, 04:45
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Cool. Businessmom can zap a few for the kids to eat on the way to the soccer tourney. Obviously the kid is retarded. look at his face. Maybe she's not Businessmom, she's Guiltymom because she made her kid retarded from smoking crack and doing prostitution for rent money while pregnant.

He's a tard for eating stick meat. She's guiltymom because she's forcing her son a meat stick.
17th-January-2008, 04:48
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

they're nearly $3 each at bars.

WHAT?! I pay like 5 bucks for 20 oz. at bars. I pay $10 for Black Label, I could save so much money if I buy the bottle and stay away from the bars.
17th-January-2008, 04:49
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpmsa15

He's a tard for eating stick meat. She's guiltymom because she's forcing her son a meat stick.

And it's not like the stuff seems hard to make yourself. >_<

It's like buying pea soup.

What's next, hot water? :wacko:
17th-January-2008, 04:49
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpmsa15

WHAT?! I pay like 5 bucks for 20 oz. at bars. I pay $10 for Black Label, I could save so much money if I buy the bottle and stay away from the bars.

I've been to two bars my whole life.

Not my style.
17th-January-2008, 04:50
Anonymous

Bobby Knight became the first coach in men's college basketball history to win 900 games. Gratz.
17th-January-2008, 04:50
Mistral

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

that's not exactly fair towards fair fare. fair fare is fair, that's just unfair.

Fair enough, though 'tis fair fare that the fare for fair fare is just as unfair. At the least, that one should fare well upon such fare is, I suppose, fair. :angel:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
17th-January-2008, 04:50
Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Culise

Fair enough, though 'tis fair fare that the fare for fair fare is just as unfair. At the least, that one should fare well upon such fare is, I suppose, fair. :angel:

:dizzy:
17th-January-2008, 04:51
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

And it's not like the stuff seems hard to make yourself. >_<

It's like buying pea soup.

What's next, hot water? :wacko:

Nothing is real hard to make. Americans are just growing lazier and lazier.
17th-January-2008, 04:53
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Culise

Fair enough, though 'tis fair fare that the fare for fair fare is just as unfair. At the least, that one should fare well upon such fare is, I suppose, fair. :angel:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Fairly sure it's unfair to break his mind like that. :P
17th-January-2008, 04:54
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpmsa15

Nothing is real hard to make. Americans are just growing lazier and lazier.

And fatter, too.
17th-January-2008, 04:54
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I've been to two bars my whole life.

Not my style.

I don't really go to bars a whole lot. I go to places like Hooters or the Yard House frequently, because they don't card me. Not that I'm underage or anything. :whistle:
17th-January-2008, 04:54
Mistral

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

:dizzy:

Curiously deep, the slumber of crimson thoughts:
While breathless, in stodgy viridian
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
:angel:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Fairly sure it's unfair to break his mind like that. :P

But he started it, teacher. :P
17th-January-2008, 04:54
Dinosaurman

GGPO anyone?
17th-January-2008, 04:56
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

And fatter, too.

Sadly yes. Every guy fatter than me just makes me look better to the ladies.
17th-January-2008, 04:56
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I've been to two bars my whole life.

Not my style.

/insert gay bar joke

:P
17th-January-2008, 04:57
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpmsa15

I don't really go to bars a whole lot. I go to places like Hooters or the Yard House frequently, because they don't card me. Not that I'm underage or anything. :whistle:

Tits and milkshakes.
17th-January-2008, 04:58
Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Culise

Curiously deep, the slumber of crimson thoughts:
While breathless, in stodgy viridian
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
:angel;

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."
17th-January-2008, 04:58
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dinosaurman

GGPO anyone?

Which game?
17th-January-2008, 04:58
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

/insert gay bar joke

:P

too easy.
17th-January-2008, 04:58
Libra

Talking about all this meat made me hungry...
17th-January-2008, 04:58
Dinosaurman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Which game?

Any,

Meet you in the lobby?
17th-January-2008, 04:59
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Tits and milkshakes.

Tits and Car Bombs are better.
17th-January-2008, 04:59
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zephyr

Talking about all this meat made me hungry...

Tube steak?
17th-January-2008, 04:59
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpmsa15

too easy.

/Ray's mom
17th-January-2008, 05:00
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dinosaurman

Any,

Meet you in the lobby?

Be right there.
17th-January-2008, 05:01
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

/Ray's mom

That seems to be the "go to" insult in here.
17th-January-2008, 05:01
Ivolt

McBlargson.
Dammit, I can't even sleep for longer than 4 hours at a time now. :(
17th-January-2008, 05:02
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivolt

McBlargson.
Dammit, I can't even sleep for longer than 4 hours at a time now. :(

I wouldn't either, in a purple room :P
17th-January-2008, 05:03
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I wouldn't either, in a purple room :P

Why would anybody want to?
17th-January-2008, 05:03
Mistral

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."

"The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical."
17th-January-2008, 05:05
Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Culise

"The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical."

There once was a lady from Bude
Who went swimming one day in the lake.
A man in a punt
Stuck his pole in the water
And said "You can't swim here -- it's private."

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