Santa needs to
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Santa needs to
get a naked
large butt elf
to hump sillY!!!!! (end of sentence... start a new onE!)
One day an
enormous octopus humped
a smaller octopus
in the a*s
which caused a
bowel problem for
ever and ever.
so the smaller
octopus grabbed weaponary
and did a
drive-by rape to
find a new
woman who could
scratch his special
creditcard for the
all the money
With the money
she bought a
freaking huge armadillo.
No one could
Stop her from
jumping into the
Pit O' Death
she never returned.
at the same
time, her armadillo
jump down to
his death also.
(man this is getting twisted)
NEW START!!!
Once there was
a giant pigmy
who was confused
and utterly gay
.So the gay
pigmy decided to
goto the shops
For kindney beans.