The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

screw educayshun yo

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Whoa whoa whoa.

You didn't tell us you had those kinds of credentials.

We're fast tracking you to management, son.

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

I heard there is an 8 year course for everything.

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8?! How will they ever cover all of the intricacies of a grocery store in only 8 years?

I mean, just putting product on carts is like, four years worth of learnin', right thurr.

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

As long as they don't catch on fire, it's a win. :wacko:

Out of curiosity, what are you planning?

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A variation of poutine,maybe?

Backreading complete.

Ha, credit quotas.

/gotfussedatbymanageryesterday;_;

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

Whoa whoa whoa.

You didn't tell us you had those kinds of credentials.

We're fast tracking you to management, son.



8?! How will they ever cover all of the intricacies of a grocery store in only 8 years?

I mean, just putting product on carts is like, four years worth of learnin', right thurr.

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It's an advanced course.

So, who else hasn't bought Enslaved yet? :low: Do itttt! :D

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Originally Posted by Milady

Backreading complete.

Ha, credit quotas.

/gotfussedatbymanageryesterday;_;

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What for :(?

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

What for :(?

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Not meeting credit quotas obviously.

Eventually, I'll have money to take my RN exam.

Then I'll be making 20 bucks an hour and laughing at their credit quotas.

But for now.

;_;

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

As long as they don't catch on fire, it's a win. :wacko:

Out of curiosity, what are you planning?

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You know how french fries are potatoes, and frequently are served with salt on them, right?

And you know how potato chips are potatoes, and frequently are served with salt on them, right?

And you know how potato chip flavoured popcorn seasoning is mostly salt, right...?

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Originally Posted by Dr Mario

I disagree. With the right sauce - or a video camera - that too could be a win.

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Barbecue sauce in my house was used to cover up the charred sections of whatever was on the grill.

It isn't burned if you can cover it with barbecue sauce.

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Originally Posted by Milady

Not meeting credit quotas obviously.

Eventually, I'll have money to take my RN exam.

Then I'll be making 20 bucks an hour and laughing at their credit quotas.

But for now.

;_;

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It's stupid that stores reward annoying employees.
You nagged 50 costumers non-stop this week?
Time to give you a bonus.

:ahhh:

I had better ignore this PM from Garren.

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

It's stupid that stores reward annoying employees.
You nagged 50 costumers non-stop this week?
Time to give you a bonus.

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We get petty cash for every account we open. I'm actually not sure how many I need to get (I think at least two per week, one for every 19 hours or so), but I'm trained (from a nursing student's perspective) to give people information and have them make their own decisions.

I'm apparently not very skilled at getting people to do things they don't want to do.

Unless I can say something like, You better go home and do ____ or else you're going to die. :wacko:

Sales isn't for everyone.

I too suck at that side of things. Its why I'm looking at changing industries somewhat.

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

So, who else hasn't bought Enslaved yet? :low: Do itttt! :D

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I'm glad you like it, its funny, everyone I know who has played it thought it was great, yet its got average ratings with reviewers. Fuck the police. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

We get petty cash for every account we open. I'm actually not sure how many I need to get (I think at least two per week), butI'm trained (from a nursing student's perspective) to give people information and have them make their own decisions.

I'm apparently not very skilled at getting people to do things they don't want to do.

Unless I can say something like, You better go home and do ____ or else you're going to die. :wacko:

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:lol

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Originally Posted by Dr Mario

Sales isn't for everyone.

I too suck at that side of things. Its why I'm looking at changing industries somewhat.

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I'm certainly not one of the top sellers, but I do well enough to meet my goals. I actually made more than 200% of my sales goal today.

But I'm apparently terrible at opening credit accounts. And unlucky, since about 90% of my customers usually have accounts anyway.

If it doesn't result in a discount, I don't want it :wacko:.

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Originally Posted by Steve

I'm glad you like it, its funny, everyone I know who has played it thought it was great, yet its got average ratings with reviewers. Fuck the police. :wacko:

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That's always the case when the developer tries to make something that isn't Call of Duty. :low:

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Originally Posted by Milady

We get petty cash for every account we open. I'm actually not sure how many I need to get (I think at least two per week, one for every 19 hours or so), but I'm trained (from a nursing student's perspective) to give people information and have them make their own decisions.

I'm apparently not very skilled at getting people to do things they don't want to do.

Unless I can say something like, You better go home and do ____ or else you're going to die. :wacko:

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Switch to skirts and consider showing more cleavage.

I cannot begin to explain how well that works.

Your average male customer is basically Sprung.

So just try to treat your average male customer the way you would if they were Sprung and you were attempting to get on his good side. :wacko:

Anyway, I think I'm going to get the PS3 up and running before I lay here long enough that I decide to sleep rather than play anything. :wav:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Switch to skirts and consider showing more cleavage.

I cannot begin to explain how well that works.

Your average male customer is basically Sprung.

So just try to treat your average male customer the way you would if they were Sprung and you were attempting to get on his good side. :wacko:

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Cleavage is not an issue, but I don't get too many male customers selling ladies' shoes.

I don't sell too many shoes that look like they could be part of a Mass Effect costume, either. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Switch to skirts and consider showing more cleavage.

I cannot begin to explain how well that works.

Your average male customer is basically Sprung.

So just try to treat your average male customer the way you would if they were Sprung and you were attempting to get on his good side. :wacko:

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:gaffaw:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Anyway, I think I'm going to get the PS3 up and running before I lay here long enough that I decide to sleep rather than play anything. :wav:

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Clearly you need the PS3 set up at the bottom of the bed. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Cleavage is not an issue, but I don't get too many male customers selling ladies' shoes.

I don't sell too many shoes that look like they could be part of a Mass Effect costume, either. :wacko:

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I'd buy that.

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Clearly you need the PS3 set up at the bottom of the bed. :wacko:

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I could play whilst lying in bed, but I prefer not to.

I used to have my PS2 right next to my bed though, when all I had was like a 13" SDTV. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I'd buy that.

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I obviously just need to play with some of the shoes until they look like they'd be worn by Miranda or a FemShep.

Then call Sprung. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Cleavage is not an issue, but I don't get too many male customers selling ladies' shoes.

I don't sell too many shoes that look like they could be part of a Mass Effect costume, either. :wacko:

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I'm sure Mr. Bundy approves at least.

Wait, credit for shoe stores? What is the world coming to?

I think this has gone too far.

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Originally Posted by Raype

I'm sure Mr. Bundy approves at least.

Wait, credit for shoe stores? What is the world coming to?

I think this has gone too far.

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Just a shoe department in a larger department store.

Note the earlier post about Justin Bieber fragrances. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

I obviously just need to play with some of the shoes until they look like they'd be worn by Miranda or a FemShep.

Then call Sprung. :wacko:

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Put me on speed dial.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Put me on speed dial.

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I go in at 12:00 tomorrow. It'll be the first thing I do.

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Originally Posted by Raype

I'm sure Mr. Bundy approves at least.

Wait, credit for shoe stores? What is the world coming to?

I think this has gone too far.

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I buy at least five pairs of shoes a week :wacko:.

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

I buy at least five pairs of shoes a week :wacko:.

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o_O

I don't even have 5 pairs of shoes.

tennis shoes
work boots
cheapo canvas shoes
dress shoes I wear when someone dies

And that is why the men's department is about 10% of the size of the ladies' department. :wacko:

For srs now, though.

/Shadowlord

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Originally Posted by Sprung

o_O

I don't even have 5 pairs of shoes.

tennis shoes
work boots
cheapo canvas shoes
dress shoes I wear when someone dies

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I have one pair of shoes, and one pair of boots. People that buy new shoes frequently disturb me :wacko:.

I've never understood why women feel the need to own 400 pairs of shoes.
Most of them make you look like a whore.
Stop buying shoes.
Bitch.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

o_O

I don't even have 5 pairs of shoes.

tennis shoes
work boots
cheapo canvas shoes
dress shoes I wear when someone dies

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Wait, tennis shoes?! :thot:


I have two. Standard sneakers, and steel toed work boots.
Technically I have gum boots as well, but they hardly ever get used.

... fuck. I'm going to need to buy dress shoes next year. ;_;

Mmmmmmiiiiilllllaaaaadddddyyyyyyy
Help me find dress shoes.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

Wait, tennis shoes?! :thot:

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That's hillbilly for sneakers ;)

http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/s...ceCategoryId=1

Verizon's PSP Phone...

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I've never understood why women feel the need to own 400 pairs of shoes.
Most of them make you look like a whore.
Stop buying shoes.
Bitch.

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They need a different pair for every day of the year? I've known some guys that would buy a new pair of shoes every two months. Unless my current pair of shoes is worn out, I see no reason to buy more.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

That's hillbilly for sneakers ;)

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Ah.

I didn't understand you because I couldn't see the beer, the ass crack, and the NASCAR race in the background.

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

They need a different pair for every day of the year? I've known some guys that would buy a new pair of shoes every two months. Unless my current pair of shoes is worn out, I see no reason to buy more.

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I'll buy a new pair of sneakers about once every 8 months. And new work boots about every 18 months, depending on how quickly they crack.

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

They need a different pair for every day of the year? I've known some guys that would buy a new pair of shoes every two months. Unless my current pair of shoes is worn out, I see no reason to buy more.

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I normally need to buy new work boots about 2 months before I actually do. I do so much walking at work that I usually wear the soles out while the rest of the boots look good.