Dick lips?
Idk whether or not I should go to the midnight release of Advanced Warfare tomorrow night or not. I don't have anyone to go with. :S
Flip a coin and go, only to realise you left the coin at home and now only have $59.98 in your wallet and thus cannot purchase the game.
Spleens. Spleens everywhere
America does a lot of things that are weird to europeans/rest of the world :P
Miles instead of kilometers, cups instead of mL, Sales tax things
Kinda makes america the red headed stepchild of the world, doesn't it?