I'll try not to do that :P
This is the 2nd one I've had to replace on this car. The first time it was leaking like water pumps tend to do. This time, however, the front bearing is bad, and it's making all kinds of noise. I took the belt off to isolate it while looking for the noise, and the shaft flops around so much that I'm really surprised it's not gushing water out everywhere.