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15th-May-2007, 03:18
Raype

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

I told you.

It feels good when the breee goes by.

No you didn't! *rips off corey's face* SATAN! I KNEW IT!

Shaving something only makes it harder to go back to having hair there.

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Originally Posted by Samurai Blade

I'm probably going to have my own resereved spot right next to ya then. Only thing I haven't done is the Drugs oh thats right ciggarettes have drugs in them don't they. oh shit lmao!

Yup. Cigarettes are sin sticks.

I saw it in a movie once.

Then the guy had gay sex, raped a child, then sold secrets to the reds!

We're all going to hell, really.

Some of us are just enjoying the ride there a little more.

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

I smashed a turtle once that bit me. Turtle baseball FTW. Unfortunately trouble FTL as it was my sister's.

I blew up a crab with firecrackers.

I win.

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Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

1. I can never seem to do. I've been drunk to thepoint of not being able to move, and not being able to properley construct any word at all. And I've still never passed out.

2. Nope. :(

3. Jumped over a little fence while inebriated and shattered some sort of bone. I walked about 3 miles to where I was staying like this at about 4 am.

4. Don't go into bars too often, the hwole <18 thing... But I have won many a drunken brawl.

5. Never sexed. But made out with a few babes.

6. Killed a goat with a compound bow. And shot many a rabbit.

You have accumulated a grand total of 614 man points.

Yeah, I demand a recount.

But apparently being manly enough to not pass out despite being incredibly drunk, killing animals with a fucking bow, walking on a broken limb, and winning drunken brawls earns a lot of points. Somehow.
15th-May-2007, 03:19
Elmdor Rizer

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Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

Sort of. I am incredibly bored.

And I want to see how much a call to another country would cost.

Lots. Well, I've wasted a shitload of cash calling people in Holland, anyways.

I should totally give you crusher's cellphone number.. or homephone.. :P

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Originally Posted by Ray

You have accumulated: 592 man points. You have acquired 2341 gay points.

Score! ^__^ So.. is there any way to turn this points into money, or something equally useful?
15th-May-2007, 03:20
Ahkei

Samurailame is pretty fucking ignorant.
15th-May-2007, 03:21
Raype

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Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

Score! ^__^ So.. is there any way to turn this points into money, or something equally useful?

No, but I hear you can trade them for immunity from man rules.

Hence my occasional gay actions which make me no less of a man.
15th-May-2007, 03:23
Elmdor Rizer

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Originally Posted by Ray.

No, but I hear you can trade them for immunity from man rules.

Hence my occasional gay actions which make me no less of a man.

Oh, right.

Well, I'll go vaseline my hands and lotion up my legs then. :wacko: Later, gents.
15th-May-2007, 03:23
Ahkei

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Originally Posted by Ray.

You have accumulated a grand total of 614 man points.

Yeah, I demand a recount.

But apparently being manly enough to not pass out despite being incredibly drunk, killing animals with a fucking bow, walking on a broken limb, and winning drunken brawls earns a lot of points. Somehow.

Sweet. I kick ass.

Yeah. Apparently I am a freak of nature. Not passing out and remembering the whole night no matter how drunk I get.

Wanna buy some deathsticks?

Also, Elmdor, do it. His mobile. It would kick ass.
15th-May-2007, 03:26
Raype

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Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

Wanna buy some deathsticks?

*waves hand*

You will give me these death sticks for free.

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Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

Oh, right.

Well, I'll go vaseline my hands and lotion up my legs then. :wacko: Later, gents.

Is dat der fagersexual slang fer sodomy?
15th-May-2007, 03:26
Wolvespack Cry

I'm leaving now. I'm sure this will make most of you happy.
Bye.
15th-May-2007, 03:27
Ahkei

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Originally Posted by Ray.

*waves hand*

You will give me these death sticks for free.

Sixty credits, lit-tle man. Put that shit, in my hand.
15th-May-2007, 03:29
Ahkei

Samurailame, your signature is so fucking gay.

It's just a scaled down wallpaper with some shitty font with a glow around it.

Not something to be proud of by any means. When I make a signature. I make it something that I can be proud to show off, and that represents me. Man, I just hate you so hard.
15th-May-2007, 03:30
Raype

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Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

Sixty credits, lit-tle man. Put that shit, in my hand.

Hmm...

Looks like I need to level up my abilities.

Time to hit the nearest dungeon!

...

odd how killing monsters boosts persuasion...

I'd question it, but I'm on a quest to save homeland/princess/planet/kingdom/universe/empire/land/city
15th-May-2007, 03:37
Ahkei

What country does Crusher live in.

The Sweden country code doesn't work.
15th-May-2007, 03:44
Elmdor Rizer

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Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

What country does Crusher live in.

The Sweden country code doesn't work.

LOL DENMARK LOL

Tsk, how is it not working? Do you hear a funny voice saying stuff? That means his cell's off, which makes sense, seeing as it's real early.
15th-May-2007, 03:52
Ahkei

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Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

LOL DENMARK LOL

Tsk, how is it not working? Do you hear a funny voice saying stuff? That means his cell's off, which makes sense, seeing as it's real early.

"Optus advises that the number you have called is incorrect or incomplete. Please check the number, and dial again"

:(

I rang without any codes, and it rings for a few seconds and then I get the above message. With the country code I get the message straight away.
15th-May-2007, 04:31
The Joker

fook ja'll
15th-May-2007, 04:51
polobunny

drinking with miss over the net and my fingers are numb and my arms are numb im on rum oh well
15th-May-2007, 04:54
Ahkei

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Originally Posted by polobunny

drinking with miss over the net and my fingers are numb and my arms are numb im on rum oh well

Excellent.
15th-May-2007, 04:59
polobunny

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Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

Excellent.

im surprised im not missing too much letters if any at all
15th-May-2007, 05:00
Fer!

So...today was quite a weird day at the job, first, at lunch hour me and the co-workers watched Final Destination 3, and let me say...I felt bad watching it. :( I mean, I can handle horny sluts being ripped apart or being stabbed, but not high-school-cute girls being killed violently. >__>

Then, we were just walking around the store since it was empty as hell and at the end of the day a friend and me ended up playing WWE Smackdown 2007 at the Xbox360 booth. :lol

To finish, we heard that the father of a girl co-worker died last night and for the same reason she didn't went to work, we went to the chapel and stayed with her for a few minutes. The girl is really sweet, so everyone agreed on visiting her, we were really sorry for her.

And I just came back, man, those places drain your energy real bad. >__>
15th-May-2007, 05:03
Fer!

Also, I agree with the Hangout title, only the first one was almost fun to play. ALMOST.
15th-May-2007, 05:17
Raype

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Originally Posted by Fer!

So...today was quite a weird day at the job, first, at lunch hour me and the co-workers watched Final Destination 3, and let me say...I felt bad watching it. :( I mean, I can handle horny sluts being ripped apart or being stabbed, but not high-school-cute girls being killed violently. >__>

Wait, there were no "cute girls" in FD3.

Well somewhat cute horny sluts.

Who were also high school students.

But that's different.

FD2 was the best in the series. All arguments to the contrary will be met with a swift kick to the balls.
15th-May-2007, 05:21
Jase

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Originally Posted by Fer!

high-school-cute girls

I was walking back from the supermarket, and some high school girls said i was cute, SRSLY thats the first chicks ive met in awhile that have said that to my face :O
15th-May-2007, 05:22
Fer!

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Wait, there were no "cute girls" in FD3.

Well somewhat cute horny sluts.

Who were also high school students.

But that's different.

FD2 was the best in the series. All arguments to the contrary will be met with a swift kick to the balls.

But still cute, right? No horny bitches like every slasher films, specially the girl that was impaled with the flagpole, I felt bad. :(

Indeed, I'm not really a fan of those movies, but I did liked that one.

I feel that I should beat Killzone and FFX-2 one of these days. :sweat:
15th-May-2007, 05:24
Fer!

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Originally Posted by Jase

I was walking back from the supermarket, and some high school girls said i was cute, SRSLY thats the first chicks ive met in awhile that have said that to my face :O

How old are you? 22? High-school girls love these kind of guys. :P
15th-May-2007, 05:25
Jase

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Originally Posted by Fer!

How old are you? 22? High-school girls love these kind of guys. :P

^__^ 22 is right.

It could be that im hot you know :wacko:
15th-May-2007, 05:27
Fer!

Jase, would you happen to have that Caution Sign with the SPARTA! thing on it?
15th-May-2007, 05:28
Fer!

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Originally Posted by Jase

^__^ 22 is right.

It could be that im hot you know :wacko:

Well, I meant, those kind of guys, you really take care of your looks. :P
15th-May-2007, 05:30
Fer!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/...9324691767.jpg
15th-May-2007, 05:31
Raype

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Originally Posted by Jase

I was walking back from the supermarket, and some high school girls said i was cute, SRSLY thats the first chicks ive met in awhile that have said that to my face :O

You're either intimidating or australians are a lot nicer than most north americans. We insult people behind their back and complement to their face. Opposite land must be fun. Until the cows start eating people.

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Originally Posted by Fer!

But still cute, right? No horny bitches like every slasher films, specially the girl that was impaled with the flagpole, I felt bad. :(

Indeed, I'm not really a fan of those movies, but I did liked that one.

I feel that I should beat Killzone and FFX-2 one of these days. :sweat:

Oh, right. Forgot about her. I was thinking about those chicks that got fried in the tanning beds. Or that other chick in the hardware store who was somewhat low on the cuteness. Hot, I'd say so. Cute, no.

Ladder to face. :wacko:

Do you complete any of the games you play? :wacko: Uh, probably killzone first. I beleive it was pretty short. And considerably shorter than X-2. Which will probably take you more time, especially if you got stuck again. :P
15th-May-2007, 05:33
Raype

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Originally Posted by Fer!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/...9324691767.jpg

That picture would be perfect if not for one thing.

The presence of C3PO.

They should make a 7th movie (which will likely happen at some point) where he gets killed violently. Probably by a pissed off chewie. Or a drunken Han.
15th-May-2007, 05:36
Fer!

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Oh, right. Forgot about her. I was thinking about those chicks that got fried in the tanning beds. Or that other chick in the hardware store who was somewhat low on the cuteness. Hot, I'd say so. Cute, no.

Ladder to face. :wacko:

Do you complete any of the games you play? :wacko: Uh, probably killzone first. I beleive it was pretty short. And considerably shorter than X-2. Which will probably take you more time, especially if you got stuck again. :P

Oh yeah, the girls at the tanning beds were just regular sluts. But I gotta admit, the guy crushed by the metal sign, TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME.

I said pwned! while watching it with my friends and they just gave me weird looks. :P

Yeah, I do. :P It's just that I finally have free time from work and I just got Killzone back from a friend, so yeah, I think I'm close to completing it, and I haven't picked up FFX-2 in a few days, I'm training the girls at the moment.
15th-May-2007, 05:39
Jase

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Originally Posted by Ray.

You're either intimidating or australians are a lot nicer than most north americans. We insult people behind their back and complement to their face. Opposite land must be fun. Until the cows start eating people.

Ive been told i can be intimidating.
She went all red when her friend goes "Hi, my friend thinks your cute"
15th-May-2007, 05:39
Jase

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Originally Posted by Fer!

Well, I meant, those kind of guys, you really take care of your looks. :P

You want me dont you.
15th-May-2007, 05:40
Raype

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Originally Posted by Fer!

Oh yeah, the girls at the tanning beds were just regular sluts. But I gotta admit, the guy crushed by the metal sign, TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME.

I said pwned! while watching it with my friends and they just gave me weird looks. :P

Yeah, I do. :P It's just that I finally have free time from work and I just got Killzone back from a friend, so yeah, I think I'm close to completing it, and I haven't picked up FFX-2 in a few days, I'm training the girls at the moment.

I think the fan to the back of the head was probably the better kill in the movie. Painful.

You said "pwnd" IRL? Fer, I think you have an internet addiction. Before you know it you'll be in back alley computer shops snorting megahertz through an ethernet cable.

Training the girls? Sounds perverted. :wacko: Uh, yeah. Good luck with killzone. Remember the game goes by the modern rule of humans in FPS, if you can't see their face it means you're supposed to kill them.
15th-May-2007, 05:42
Jase

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Originally Posted by Ray.

That picture would be perfect if not for one thing.

The presence of C3PO.

Wrong, C3PO doin the robot = sex.
15th-May-2007, 05:45
Fer!

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Originally Posted by Ray.

I think the fan to the back of the head was probably the better kill in the movie. Painful.

You said "pwnd" IRL? Fer, I think you have an internet addiction. Before you know it you'll be in back alley computer shops snorting megahertz through an ethernet cable.

Training the girls? Sounds perverted. :wacko: Uh, yeah. Good luck with killzone. Remember the game goes by the modern rule of humans in FPS, if you can't see their face it means you're supposed to kill them.

That's a close second.

Yeah, happened a lot of months ago, never happened again. :nosweat:

Yeah, I'm in the part of Shuyin song or something, there's a monster guard that you gotta take out but again he defeats me after a few turns, girls need leveling. >___>
15th-May-2007, 05:46
Raype

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Originally Posted by Jase

Wrong, C3PO doin the robot = sex.

But the moment he talks it stops being cool.

Plus he's not doing the robot he's playing keyboards in that picture.

I'm sure he'd find some way to suck it up.
15th-May-2007, 05:48
Jase

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Originally Posted by Fer!

Jase, would you happen to have that Caution Sign with the SPARTA! thing on it?

The picture or the sign itself?
15th-May-2007, 05:49
Jase

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Originally Posted by Ray.

But the moment he talks it stops being cool.

Plus he's not doing the robot he's playing keyboards in that picture.

I'm sure he'd find some way to suck it up.

Oh, well everyone knwos anyone that plays the Keyboard is gay, or asian.
15th-May-2007, 05:50
Raype

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Originally Posted by Fer!

Yeah, happened a lot of months ago, never happened again. :nosweat:

Yeah, I'm in the part of Shuyin song or something, there's a monster guard that you gotta take out but again he defeats me after a few turns, girls need leveling. >___>

Let's hope not. Soon you may end up calling people noobs. That's when we'll have to put you in the mario clinic for gaming addictions. Although I hear the cure for gaming addiction is shroom addiction. Who knew?

Uh, you're not supposed to fight that monster.

It's a puzzle. You can fight that monster, but it's pretty pointless, seeing as you're right at the end. You're supposed to hit certain keyboards to play some song. That makes those monsters go away. You'd kill vegnagun LONG before you'd kill those monsters.

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