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3rd-March-2011, 06:05
Milady

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Fuck the catheter, just let me piss myself. Whoever invented the male catheter deserves to be hung.

Just so you know, the same types of catheters are used for males and females.

Also, you could start with Frederic Foley, except he died in 1966. :wacko:
3rd-March-2011, 06:09
Synthetik

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Originally Posted by Milady

Just so you know, the same types of catheters are used for males and females.

Also, you could start with Frederic Foley, except he died in 1966. :wacko:

Well whoever invented sticking them inside of men then. I forgot I should never mention anything relating to medicine when Milady is online, as I will always be corrected on my numerous mistakes. :wacko:

Fredric Foley huh? I think I'll have to go down to the graveyard and pay him a little visit. I'll make him wish he had never died of natural causes!
3rd-March-2011, 06:13
Kermit Da Frog

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Well whoever invented sticking them inside of men then. I forgot I should never mention anything relating to medicine when Milady is online, as I will always be corrected on my numerous mistakes. :wacko:

Fredric Foley huh? I think I'll have to go down to the graveyard and pay him a little visit. I'll make him wish he had never died of natural causes!

You could visit his son. He lives in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
3rd-March-2011, 06:13
Milady

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Well whoever invented sticking them inside of men then. I forgot I should never mention anything relating to medicine when Milady is online, as I will always be corrected on my numerous mistakes. :wacko:

Fredric Foley huh? I think I'll have to go down to the graveyard and pay him a little visit. I'll make him wish he had never died of natural causes!

I can sense it, and feel compelled to refresh the hangout just to annoy you. ^^;;;

He invented the catheter with the little balloon on the end of it so it doesn't fall out of your bladder. Don't try to pull it out! :wacko:

He died of lung cancer apparently. Have fun digging him up, I'm guessing he's somewhere in America.
3rd-March-2011, 06:13
Lee

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Originally Posted by Milady

Just so you know, the same types of catheters are used for males and females.

Also, you could start with Frederic Foley, except he died in 1966. :wacko:

Shh... Don't tell them that males and females have basically the same size urethra. (not length, but that doesn't matter.)
3rd-March-2011, 06:15
Lee

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Originally Posted by Lee

Shh... Don't tell them that males and females have basically the same size urethra. (not length, but that doesn't matter.)

Well, there's that bend in the male one, but yeah... :wacko:
3rd-March-2011, 06:17
Milady

There are different size catheters available, just not any that are specifically for males or for females.
3rd-March-2011, 06:18
Kermit Da Frog

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Originally Posted by Lee

Well, there's that bend in the male one, but yeah... :wacko:

...You quoted yourself to kind of argue with yourself.... Awesome.
3rd-March-2011, 06:19
Synthetik

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

You could visit his son. He lives in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

I don't know man, I heard he's been down in the basement drinking coffee for about six hours straight. Scary shit.

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Originally Posted by Milady

I can sense it, and feel compelled to refresh the hangout just to annoy you. ^^;;;

He invented the catheter with the little balloon on the end of it so it doesn't fall out of your bladder. Don't try to pull it out! :wacko:

He died of lung cancer apparently. Have fun digging him up, I'm guessing he's somewhere in America.

Well, at least your commentary is insightful. :wacko:

Hm, I don't remember what it looked like, all I can really remember is the BLINDING PAIN. :dread:

It seems like a surprising amount of people that work in health care related fields smoke. I don't get it.
3rd-March-2011, 06:23
Milady

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Well, at least your commentary is insightful. :wacko:

Hm, I don't remember what it looked like, all I can really remember is the BLINDING PAIN. :dread:

It seems like a surprising amount of people that work in health care related fields smoke. I don't get it.

They aren't terribly remarkable, just a long flexible tube. I hope I never need one. :wacko:

Maybe it's because people suck and it's stressful? Not too many of my classmates smoke, but we're not allowed to do it in uniform and the hospital itself has a giant no smoking zone around it. I'm just glad I don't smoke anymore because it would be dreadfully inconvenient to deal with such a habit, especially because I'm hoping to work 12 hour shifts.
3rd-March-2011, 06:23
Kermit Da Frog

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

I don't know man, I heard he's been down in the basement drinking coffee for about six hours straight. Scary shit.

I feel so old.
3rd-March-2011, 06:24
Beelzebub

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Nah, I must play even II. Despite the fact that it sucks balls. Although I'll probably skip the CD-i games. :wacko:

Does anyone know if there's even a working emulator for the Phillips CD-i? I'm too lazy to look into it.

Was reading a few pages back and saw that you were almost willing to play the CD-i Zelda games? I could lend you my CD-i and Zelda: Wand of Gamelon if you want, it's an excellent game. :wacko:

Also Zelda II is awesome. :ignore:

Seriously though, I looked up CD-i's on Ebay and the cheapest functional one I could find was $125+$50 shipping and it didn't even come with the remote. I can't believe that giant hunk of shit is worth that much.
3rd-March-2011, 06:32
Synthetik

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Originally Posted by Milady

They aren't terribly remarkable, just a long flexible tube. I hope I never need one. :wacko:

Maybe it's because people suck and it's stressful? Not too many of my classmates smoke, but we're not allowed to do it in uniform and the hospital itself has a giant no smoking zone around it. I'm just glad I don't smoke anymore because it would be dreadfully inconvenient to deal with such a habit, especially because I'm hoping to work 12 hour shifts.

I woke up after surgery and was like: "What the fuck is inside of me." :wacko:

I could understand why people would want to smoke, it just seems kind of ironic that people who deal with sick/dying people all day still smoke even when they have to see the results of years of smoking firsthand. Seeing someone with emphysema pretty much put me off smoking cigarettes forever.

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

I feel so old.

Remember when The Matrix came out? That was over a decade ago.

*Criss Angel Mind Freak*

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Originally Posted by Beelzebub06660

Was reading a few pages back and saw that you were almost willing to play the CD-i Zelda games? I could lend you my CD-i and Zelda: Wand of Gamelon if you want, it's an excellent game. :wacko:

Also Zelda II is awesome. :ignore:

Seriously though, I looked up CD-i's on Ebay and the cheapest functional one I could find was $125+$50 shipping and it didn't even come with the remote. I can't believe that giant hunk of shit is worth that much.

Haha, it's cool, I don't want to play them that badly. :P And I've never even played Zelda II, I just consistently hear that it's the worst in the series. (CD-i games aside. :wacko:) Although judging from all the people here that said that they liked it or that it was even their favorite, I'll have to reconsider my stance.

That's ridiculous. It's probably just because they're getting harder to find., or people are trying to make money off of the one they bought because they're just now realizing they're shit. :wacko:
3rd-March-2011, 06:34
Kermit Da Frog

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Originally Posted by Beelzebub06660

Was reading a few pages back and saw that you were almost willing to play the CD-i Zelda games? I could lend you my CD-i and Zelda: Wand of Gamelon if you want, it's an excellent game. :wacko:

Also Zelda II is awesome. :ignore:

Seriously though, I looked up CD-i's on Ebay and the cheapest functional one I could find was $125+$50 shipping and it didn't even come with the remote. I can't believe that giant hunk of shit is worth that much.

http://cgi.ebay.com/PANASONIC-REAL-3...item53e6126831

You were saying something?
3rd-March-2011, 06:36
Lee

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Haha, it's cool, I don't want to play them that badly. :P And I've never even played Zelda II, I just consistently hear that it's the worst in the series. (CD-i games aside. :wacko:) Although judging from all the people here that said that they liked it or that it was even their favorite, I'll have to reconsider my stance.

Ahem.

Spoiler warning:

Zelda, A Link to the Past was the worst game in the series, CD-i Included.

:wacko:

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