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15th-May-2007, 02:19
Mikey

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Originally Posted by strongbad

For a kids movie it was pretty funny. Owen Wilson is always awesome.

I agree. Even if his nose is very broken.
15th-May-2007, 02:19
Wolvespack Cry

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Originally Posted by Ray.

For the love of god, read more internet.

People bitch about that game like there's no tomorrow.

But, you see, the story was somewhat enjoyable, the characters were somewhat good (at least at times), and the system used was really well done. Plus the world it's set in is pretty nicely done. Sin was a different villain, but I kind of liked him. Heck I preferred him over the yet-another-boring-dude-with-mommy/daddy-issues seymore. What a wuss. The whole "religion is evil" thing was also pretty well done. In summary, Tomb Raider is all about the tits.

As for the difficulty, I laugh at you. No one should ever get game over in that game. Ever. I think I got 1 game over, which was the second seymore fight (after getting shiva). That was my first run and I underestimated him, seeing as how incredibly easy everything before him was. It lead to a downfall. Which was quickly remedied when I reloaded.

Oh, and AoD was better than legend. Yeah, I said it.

I like Crystal Dynamics Better they are the ones who put out the Legacy of Kain Series. that was put out by Core it sucked. I attempted to play it but ended up having to save after every single jump.
15th-May-2007, 02:19
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

You know what else is classic? Anything with The Shat.

Fair enough.
15th-May-2007, 02:19
Corey

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I'd say I just busted open a blister on my thumb, but in reality, Taylor just pushed my hand.

Fuck you.

I care very deeply for her. :wacko:
15th-May-2007, 02:20
Mikey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Magic super items?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...o_mushroom.jpg
15th-May-2007, 02:20
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samurai Blade

I like Crystal Dynamics Better they are the ones who put out the Legacy of Kain Series. that was put out by Core it sucked. I attempted to play it but ended up having to save after every single jump.

Please. Don't destroy LoK by liking it. Please don't.
15th-May-2007, 02:20
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Fuck you.

I care very deeply for her. :wacko:

:P
15th-May-2007, 02:21
Wolvespack Cry

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

For a kids movie it was pretty funny. Owen Wilson is always awesome.

Yeah I like You me and Dupree with him in it too. it was rather funny.
15th-May-2007, 02:21
Mikey

Blood Omen 2 was great at the time. :(
15th-May-2007, 02:22
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tsunade-sama

I agree. Even if his nose is very broken.

And very sexy.
15th-May-2007, 02:23
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

And very sexy.

Anything broken is sexy to you :P
15th-May-2007, 02:23
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Magic super items?

*falls out of chair*

Time attack. Nao.

Basically you're given a time limit to kill a certain colossus, and if you succeed, you get a special item every 2 you kill, these items boost your grip, make you do more damage, or are just bizarre/cool weapons (harpoons, exploding arrows, a new sword). Killing colossi in one hit is fun. Although in order to get the best junk you need to basically complete the game while beating a clock. But it's worth it. If for no reason other than being able to climb all over a colossus without it even realizing you're there.

IIRC you press R1 in front of a statue on the shrine to activate it.
15th-May-2007, 02:23
Elmdor Rizer

Damn your transcendental paralysis, we can work together, and make sense of this!

Bored.
15th-May-2007, 02:23
Mikey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Anything broken is sexy to you :P

:lol
15th-May-2007, 02:24
Jase

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Please. Don't destroy LoK by liking it. Please don't.

To late for me IMO.
15th-May-2007, 02:24
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Anything broken is sexy to you :P

I had a constant boner for months after my wreck.
15th-May-2007, 02:24
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

*falls out of chair*

Time attack. Nao.

Basically you're given a time limit to kill a certain colossus, and if you succeed, you get a special item every 2 you kill, these items boost your grip, make you do more damage, or are just bizarre/cool weapons (harpoons, exploding arrows, a new sword). Killing colossi in one hit is fun. Although in order to get the best junk you need to basically complete the game while beating a clock. But it's worth it. If for no reason other than being able to climb all over a colossus without it even realizing you're there.

IIRC you press R1 in front of a statue on the shrine to activate it.

I had no idea. O_O

I probably won't do it though. I have been Jonesing for a playthrough of Banjo-Kazooie lately. I need to feed the animal.
15th-May-2007, 02:24
Elmdor Rizer

http://stardust.mkf.se/ArticlePages/...wen_wilson.jpg

That nose scares me. Really.
15th-May-2007, 02:25
Mikey

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Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

http://stardust.mkf.se/ArticlePages/...wen_wilson.jpg

That nose scares me. Really.

It's broken in like, 3 places. Zig zag.
15th-May-2007, 02:25
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

http://stardust.mkf.se/ArticlePages/...wen_wilson.jpg

That nose scares me. Really.

No grotesque pics on EP, sir.
15th-May-2007, 02:26
Strongbad

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Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

http://stardust.mkf.se/ArticlePages/...wen_wilson.jpg

That nose scares me. Really.

It somehow adds to his smooth style. The man is the man.
15th-May-2007, 02:28
Jase

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Originally Posted by Sprung

No grotesque pics on EP, sir.

Yet DCK is allowed to post?
15th-May-2007, 02:28
Jase

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tsunade-sama

It's broken in like, 3 places. Zig zag.

Mines broked in 1 ^__^
15th-May-2007, 02:29
Wolvespack Cry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tsunade-sama

Blood Omen 2 was great at the time. :(

I actaully finished every game in the series. Except the first game never played that one. Which was naturally Of course Blood Omen. preferred the Dc version of Soul reaver though ps1 versions graphics were kinda sloppy.
15th-May-2007, 02:29
Elmdor Rizer

Hmm, this got me thinking.. who the sexiest?

Ben, Owen or crusher's dad?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...er-Posters.jpg

http://www.owen-wilson.net/images/owen-wilson.jpg

http://www.n-chicken.net/tomfoolery/...e/grimace1.jpg

Honestly, I'd go with the purple, fat guy.
15th-May-2007, 02:29
Mikey

http://stardust.mkf.se/ArticlePages/...wen_wilson.jpg

A potential Ric Flair Jr.
15th-May-2007, 02:29
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

It somehow adds to his smooth style. The man is the man.

What if the man is the woman?

Owen Wilson stars in "hey girl".

A movie about men in drag.

From the producers of Mrs. Doubtfire. And the director of "white chicks"

Dude, someone should hook me up with a job writing movies. This thing would be gold. Gold I say!

...

After reading this post I realized one thing.

I have problems.

Mentally.
15th-May-2007, 02:29
Mikey

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Originally Posted by Jase

Mines broked in 1 ^__^

Yeah but it's not as obvious. :P And your smile covers it up. :lol
15th-May-2007, 02:30
Elmdor Rizer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

What if the man is the woman?

Owen Wilson stars in "hey girl".

A movie about men in drag.

From the producers of Mrs. Doubtfire. And the director of "white chicks"

Dude, someone should hook me up with a job writing movies. This thing would be gold. Gold I say!

...

After reading this post I realized one thing.

I have problems.

Mentally.

Is it too soon to whisper Oscar? :wacko:
15th-May-2007, 02:30
Jase

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Originally Posted by Tsunade-sama

Yeah but it's not as obvious. :P And your smile covers it up. :lol

:wacko: Yes it is, goes on like a 45 angle to the right side.
15th-May-2007, 02:31
Mikey

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Originally Posted by Jase

:wacko: Yes it is, goes on like a 45 angle to the right side.

Pics or BS.
15th-May-2007, 02:31
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase

Yet DCK is allowed to post?

Heyo!
15th-May-2007, 02:32
Jase

wait 10mins and i will. Just talking to someone.
15th-May-2007, 02:32
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Heyo!

Yeah, he does make a good point.
15th-May-2007, 02:32
Wolvespack Cry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I had no idea. O_O

I probably won't do it though. I have been Jonesing for a playthrough of Banjo-Kazooie lately. I need to feed the animal.

I really sucked at Bajo Kazooie. never could get anywhere on it. Well i did make it to the part where grunty says. "You smelly fat ugly bear I can't beleive you went in there." It was where he changed into a pumkin and went down the toilet. One of gamings more funny moments. lol
15th-May-2007, 02:33
Strongbad

Sprung did you delete my post in that thread? You dog you.
15th-May-2007, 02:33
Elmdor Rizer

I miss Jackie and Judy..
15th-May-2007, 02:34
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Samurai Blade

I really sucked at Bajo Kazooie. never could get anywhere on it. Well i did make it to the part where grunty says. "You smelly fat ugly bear I can't beleive you went in there." It was where he changed into a pumkin and went down the toilet. One of gamings more funny moments. lol

That's Mad Monster Mansion. You got pretty far into it ;)
15th-May-2007, 02:34
Mikey

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/kittentanklarge.gif
15th-May-2007, 02:34
Elmdor Rizer

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Sprung did you delete my post in that thread? You dog you.

No, Sprung really changed MasJ's pass and sent it to you, so I was forced to delete both posts. Maybe. Well, no, not really.

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