The Hangout: EVERYONE IS HATED BY IVOLT

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

It's sums up me being back. :kermitwacko:

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:dancing:

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

*Video

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Oh. It`s YOU! :P

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

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Damn straight. Also, how goes the nut?

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Originally Posted by Raype

*hits buzzer*

What is an ex girlfriend?

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Height does not matter. Just as long as she's not two years too old for me.

So... as long as she isn't any older than 18, I'm good. :ignore:

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Originally Posted by Miss Piggy

Oh. It`s YOU! :P

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I'd swear this is deja vu of last year. :kermitwacko:

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Damn straight. Also, how goes the nut?

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Ultrasound gel is surprisingly warm.
Just waiting on my specialist appointment now.

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In five more weeks. >.>

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

Height does not matter. Just as long as she's not two years too old for me.

So... as long as she isn't any older than 18, I'm good. :ignore:

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;_;

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

I'd swear this is deja vu of last year. :kermitwacko:

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Well, I am from the FUTURE!:future:

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Originally Posted by Miss Piggy

Ya know, until my nerves kicked in. Then it hurt like getting, well my hand swollen up to twice it`s size :wacko:

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Actually, I think it deadened the nerves in the hand more than anything. I could hardly feel it. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Mimori

You could be a superhero! The Hand of Justice! :wacko:

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Slapping evildoers across the land! With my gigantic hand! I like the sound of it. Unfortunately my hand is back down to a normal size again, so I'll need to come up with some other gimmick to make me stand out from all the other superhero posers. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

Sounds like my nut. :wacko:

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How's that hangin', by the way? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

I would worry, but around here a black person stands out like... a black person. :ignore:



I've had a couple of times when they were taking blood and missed a few times. Not necessarily "painful," but definitely very uncomfortable.

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It depends on how badly it misses apparently. :wacko:

I've never gotten my blood taken (never needed to), I have given blood and it was fine.

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Originally Posted by Milady

;_;

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There are always exceptions. :hug:

Under 18, or foreigners. :nod:

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

There are always exceptions. :hug:

Under 18, or foreigners. :nod:

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:hug:

I feel so exotic. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

How's that hangin', by the way? :wacko:

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Extremely low. :disgust:

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

It depends on how badly it misses apparently. :wacko:

I've never gotten my blood taken (never needed to), I have given blood and it was fine.

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I've never given blood, but I've had a lot of blood taken over the years. I can think of a couple of times where the girl could have used a little bit more practice. Still, it wasn't agonizing pain or anything, just... wasn't pleasant. Usually when I go in, it's quick and barely noticeable. :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

It depends on how badly it misses apparently. :wacko:

I've never gotten my blood taken (never needed to), I have given blood and it was fine.

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Seriously? I always thought blood tests were taken routinely. I generally get one every second year regardless. :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Slapping evildoers across the land! With my gigantic hand! I like the sound of it. Unfortunately my hand is back down to a normal size again, so I'll need to come up with some other gimmick to make me stand out from all the other superhero posers. :wacko:

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? JUSTICE!

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Actually, I think it deadened the nerves in the hand more than anything. I could hardly feel it. :wacko:



Slapping evildoers across the land! With my gigantic hand! I like the sound of it. Unfortunately my hand is back down to a normal size again, so I'll need to come up with some other gimmick to make me stand out from all the other superhero posers. :wacko:



How's that hangin', by the way? :wacko:

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You lucky bastard ;P

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

Ultrasound gel is surprisingly warm.
Just waiting on my specialist appointment now.
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In five more weeks. >.>

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You should try some basketball to relieve tension. Just try not to dunk it.

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Originally Posted by Miss Piggy

Well, I am from the FUTURE!:future:

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......Why couldn't you have been Jack?

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Actually, I think it deadened the nerves in the hand more than anything. I could hardly feel it. :wacko:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhEKjg_KxIs

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

There are always exceptions. :hug:

Under 18, or foreigners. :nod:

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Neither. Know why? Because I'm a breasts man.

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Originally Posted by Milady

:hug:

I feel so exotic. :wacko:

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Hello, young lady from a far off land... let me show you around. This is what we call a "bar." This is what we call "alcohol." And this pill is what we ca-- you know what, nevermind what kind of pill this is.

:hello:

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

Extremely low. :disgust:



I've never given blood, but I've had a lot of blood taken over the years. I can think of a couple of times where the girl could have used a little bit more practice. Still, it wasn't agonizing pain or anything, just... wasn't pleasant. Usually when I go in, it's quick and barely noticeable. :shrug:

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Should I even ask? Or should I wait for someone else who recently joined to?

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

Extremely low. :disgust:



I've never given blood, but I've had a lot of blood taken over the years. I can think of a couple of times where the girl could have used a little bit more practice. Still, it wasn't agonizing pain or anything, just... wasn't pleasant. Usually when I go in, it's quick and barely noticeable. :shrug:

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If you're quite a lot of fat around your arms and it misses (you're skinny IIRC) then it can be bad.

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Neither. Know why? Because I'm a breasts man.

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You should have seen the rack on my ex. She was 15 when we started dating, and... generously endowed.

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Originally Posted by Miss Piggy

Should I even ask? Or should I wait for someone else who recently joined to?

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I'll explain. His nut's the size of a large grapefruit.

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

You should have seen the rack on my ex. She was 15 when we started dating, and... generously endowed.

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And that was last year. :kermitwacko:

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Originally Posted by Miss Piggy

Should I even ask? Or should I wait for someone else who recently joined to?

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I have a medical situation that I'm in the process of taking care of regarding one of my testicles.

Anything else you want to know?

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

If you're quite a lot of fat around your arms and it misses (you're skinny IIRC) then it can be bad.

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Yeah... I'm really skinny... although I haven't weighed myself lately. Maybe the gym and extra food I've been eating has been taking an effect? I might have gained, like... two pounds? :top:

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

Hello, young lady from a far off land... let me show you around. This is what we call a "bar." This is what we call "alcohol." And this pill is what we ca-- you know what, nevermind what kind of pill this is.

:hello:

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I refuse to take any red pills.

And considering the fact that I haven't had anything to drink since I was about 15, I probably wouldn't even make it to the drink that contained any suspiciously added substances. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

And that was last year. :kermitwacko:

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:P She turned 19 last year.

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

I'll explain. His nut's the size of a large grapefruit.



And that was last year. :kermitwacko:

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:shocked: I`m going to... walk away now *slowly backs away*

In all seriousness though, cancer?

EDIT: Nvr mind... and no, thats all I need to know Oscar.

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

:P She turned 19 last year.

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A leap year doesn't work like that. :kermitwacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

I refuse to take any red pills.

And considering the fact that I haven't had anything to drink since I was about 15, I probably wouldn't even make it to the drink that contained any suspiciously added substances. :wacko:

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Well, seeing as how that's the only way I know to get girls to come home with me, I guess I'm pretty screwed. :P

Also... nothing to drink for seven (... seven?) years?! I would have gone insane.

/enjoys his rye and ginger. And beer.

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Originally Posted by Raype

His partner would be the long arm of the law.

You'd be so awesome at baseball though.

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The high fives at the end of the episode when we catch the bad guy and save the day would be epic.

Truth, although they'd probably want me to be the catcher. Fuck that noise. The catcher helps do all of the work but gets none of the glory. I mean, they just sit there taking balls after balls after balls after balls, pounding into them, mercilessly. And at the end of the day who gets all the reward? The pitcher, because he relentlessly threw his balls into the catchers strike zone, over and over, until the warm pleasure of victory squirted all over the teams face. The warm, viscous, milky white victory.

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

The high fives at the end of the episode when we catch the bad guy and save the day would be epic.

Truth, although they'd probably want me to be the catcher. Fuck that noise. The catcher helps do all of the work but gets none of the glory. I mean, they just sit there taking balls after balls after balls after balls, pounding into them, mercilessly. And at the end of the day who gets all the reward? The pitcher, because he relentlessly threw his balls into the catchers strike zone, over and over, until the warm pleasure of victory squirted all over the teams face. The warm, viscous, milky white victory.

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Mmmmmmm Milky :drool:

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Originally Posted by Miss Piggy

Mmmmmmm Milky :drool:

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I think you vastly misinterpreted that paragraph... :dread:

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

Well, seeing as how that's the only way I know to get girls to come home with me, I guess I'm pretty screwed. :P

Also... nothing to drink for seven (... seven?) years?! I would have gone insane.

/enjoys his rye and ginger. And beer.

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Almost seven, indeed. I'm ready to stop having birthdays, now. >_<

Okay, so I've had an extremely rare glass of champagne every now and then. Actually, I bought alcohol for the first time just the other day. It wasn't for me though, and it certainly wasn't for a minor that I may or may not be related to. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

Well, seeing as how that's the only way I know to get girls to come home with me, I guess I'm pretty screwed. :P

Also... nothing to drink for seven (... seven?) years?! I would have gone insane.

/enjoys his rye and ginger. And beer.

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Know what you need? Some scotch.

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

I think you vastly misinterpreted that paragraph... :dread:

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:hello:

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

I think you vastly misinterpreted that paragraph... :dread:

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OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya just a wee bit :disgust:

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Originally Posted by Oscar The Grouch

Extremely low. :disgust:

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That was... exactly the answer I was looking for. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

What is the sound of one hand clapping? JUSTICE!

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You have to be careful waving to strangers, because what if one of them doesn't have hands? You'll seem cocky. It's like "Look what I got fucker! I'm gonna go pick something up!"

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Originally Posted by Miss Piggy

You lucky bastard ;P

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Just sit on your hand for a half hour or so. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

*stranger in the tub*

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:hello:

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Know what you need? Some scotch.

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I'm not classy enough to pull off scotch.

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

You have to be careful waving to strangers, because what if one of them doesn't have hands? You'll seem cocky. It's like "Look what I got fucker! I'm gonna go pick something up!"

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:lol

Fuck I miss him...

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Originally Posted by Milady

Almost seven, indeed. I'm ready to stop having birthdays, now. >_<

Okay, so I've had an extremely rare glass of champagne every now and then. Actually, I bought alcohol for the first time just the other day. It wasn't for me though, and it certainly wasn't for a minor that I may or may not be related to. :wacko:

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I usually pick up a 2-6 of rye about once a month and a twelve pack of Rickard's Red about the same amount. More if there are people coming over to watch a hockey game, which... never happens, actually. Beyond that, most of the alcohol purchasing I've done over the last couple of years have been for minors. Although that should stop, since they both turned 19 earlier in the month.

YAY FOR UNDERAGE DRINKING

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Originally Posted by Milady

Almost seven, indeed. I'm ready to stop having birthdays, now. >_<

Okay, so I've had an extremely rare glass of champagne every now and then. Actually, I bought alcohol for the first time just the other day. It wasn't for me though, and it certainly wasn't for a minor that I may or may not be related to. :wacko:

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It's alright, I buy alcohol for my little brother too. But only after charging exorbitant "finders fees" to his friends for my services. :wacko:

And with that, the HO fell into a deadly silence, one that couldn`t be stirred with the vicious pounding from the realm above. Not the occasional scream, nor the ever flowing river that came down, when it was all settled down...

That probably failed horribly, didn`t it?

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

It's alright, I buy alcohol for my little brother too. But only after charging exorbitant "finders fees" to his friends for my services. :wacko:

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In my defense... mine are cute younger girls. :hello:

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Originally Posted by Miss Piggy

And with that, the HO fell into a deadly silence, one that couldn`t be stirred with the vicious pounding from the realm above. Not the occasional scream, nor the ever flowing river that came down, when it was all settled down...

That probably failed horribly, didn`t it?

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That failed miserably.

I'm heading out anyways. Canucks just tied the game 1-1 against the Predators, and I'm heading off to the gym in a few minutes.