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23rd-July-2011, 18:50
Fer!

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

11GiB for a game that takes 6 hours to beat. :wacko:

I finished it in Xbox and PS3. PC is just a closure. :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 18:55
Synthetik

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Originally Posted by Fer!

then kaleidoscope effects happen.

Did anyone else used to press against there closed eyelids when they were a kid to get the kaleidoscope effect, or was it just me? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Fer!

I remember watching a video of a laser surgery and while it looks kinda gross, it's not like you're gonna look at the surgery yourself or anything, I remember getting a bit calmed after watching it, and even more when I realized that most of the shit they did to the eye was barely noticeable.

The only thing that hurt like a bitch, was when they removed the surgery cap from my head.
Why? Because the fucking nurse (which had dat ass) sticked a bit more of tape into my eyebrows and the doctor pulled the cap a bit too quickly. :lol

I watched the video of my step dads laser eye surgery, the worst part is when they peel back the cornea. :S

Nurses always be fuckin' shit up. The nurse that removed the staples from my leg after my surgery seemed pissed off or something; I think she was taking her anger out on me, because she was yanking them up like they were weeds in her front yard. Now I have a huge scar on my leg and a bunch of little dots next to half of it that will never go away! :low:
23rd-July-2011, 18:57
Tassadar

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Originally Posted by Fer!

I finished it in Xbox and PS3. PC is just a closure. :wacko:

Buy starcraft 2, you know you want to. :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 19:01
Fer!

Ah yeah that, you only see the pliers, then they're pulling out the little cover and your vision becomes a bit blurry, that's before the kewl kaleidoscope effects. :wacko:

I remember when there was a vaccination day at school, when doctors make quick examinations and we get shots for some diseases and whatnot, most of the time those were in the buttock region, so it wasn't that bad, even though some people were terrified of needles. :lol But this day, some WWII nurse or something came along, and she must have believed that we were yelling: "HURRY UP WITH THAT FUCKING MORPHINE KOWALSKI, JERRYS ARE KILLING OUR UNIT" since she was fucking stabbing us with the needles, in the ass.

Fucking psycho bitch. :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 19:01
Fer!

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Did anyone else used to press against there closed eyelids when they were a kid to get the kaleidoscope effect, or was it just me? :wacko:

Bonus points if you can somehow see the reflection of your eye. :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 19:02
Fer!

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

Buy starcraft 2, you know you want to. :wacko:

I FUCKING PLAN TO, even though I can't find the full version here, only shitty prepay cards. x_x I thought Blizzard was charging a subscription or something.
23rd-July-2011, 19:03
Tassadar

If you want I can give you a 7 hour free trial you get with the game.

It's just a once off payment to buy the game and then after that it's free online.
23rd-July-2011, 19:06
Fer!

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

If you want I can give you a 7 hour free trial you get with the game.

It's just a once off payment to buy the game and then after that it's free online.

I'll let you know when I get my vidcard. ^_^ Thanks.

$59.99 I think?
23rd-July-2011, 19:06
Tassadar

It's €60 here I think but I found it on ebay for €35.
23rd-July-2011, 19:09
Gare

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Originally Posted by Fer!

Ah yeah that, you only see the pliers, then they're pulling out the little cover and your vision becomes a bit blurry, that's before the kewl kaleidoscope effects. :wacko:

Be hardcore like Isaac Newton. The guy inserted a fucking bodkin into his eye socket/behind his eyeball to see what effects it'd have on his vision.

FOR SCIENCE
23rd-July-2011, 19:10
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gare

Be hardcore like Isaac Newton. The guy inserted a fucking bodkin into his eye socket/behind his eyeball to see what effects it'd have on his vision.

FOR SCIENCE

The original Naked Snake.
23rd-July-2011, 19:12
Inferno.

Rage.

Mopping up level specific trophies in Crysis 2.

HELPS TO BE PLAYING THE CORRECT LEVEL.

Derp. :facepalm:
23rd-July-2011, 19:13
Fer!

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It's €60 here I think but I found it on ebay for €35.

Fucking Activision. :wacko:

Will let you know then. :nod:
23rd-July-2011, 19:14
Synthetik

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Winehouse is dead, meh, don't care again. No sympathy, just like Ryan Dunn. They were both responsible for their deaths.

Well, they did try to make her go to rehab.

Also, holy shit, she died at 27 too? FUCKING ILLUMINATI CONSPIRACY YO. FO REAL.

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Originally Posted by Fer!

Ah yeah that, you only see the pliers, then they're pulling out the little cover and your vision becomes a bit blurry, that's before the kewl kaleidoscope effects. :wacko:

I remember when there was a vaccination day at school, when doctors make quick examinations and we get shots for some diseases and whatnot, most of the time those were in the buttock region, so it wasn't that bad, even though some people were terrified of needles. :lol But this day, some WWII nurse or something came along, and she must have believed that we were yelling: "HURRY UP WITH THAT FUCKING MORPHINE KOWALSKI, JERRYS ARE KILLING OUR UNIT" since she was fucking stabbing us with the needles, in the ass.

Fucking psycho bitch. :wacko:

Well it looked horrible from my perspective, but I'm sure it wasn't as bad as it looked.

She must have been having a flashback or something. :lol It would have been even more awesome if she just threw them like darts for maximum efficiency. I used to know a kid who had diabetes, and he used to drop his insulin shots into his leg from like 2-3 feet in the air. It was awesome. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Fer!

Bonus points if you can somehow see the reflection of your eye. :wacko:

MINDFUCK. I usually just saw a swirling portal thing. It's like you're seeing backwards through your eye or something. :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 19:15
Inferno.

Blimey, the latest dashboard update locks the read/write-ability of your 360's DVD drive (if slim). So if you want to flash it you need to buy a replacement PCB board made by Team-X.

Lol, I'm glad I'm out of that cat and mouse game. Just get a JTAG and forget about Live, or play on Live with a stock console and buy your gaems.
23rd-July-2011, 19:21
Fer!

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

She must have been having a flashback or something. :lol It would have been even more awesome if she just threw them like darts for maximum efficiency. I used to know a kid who had diabetes, and he used to drop his insulin shots into his leg from like 2-3 feet in the air. It was awesome. :wacko:

MINDFUCK. I usually just saw a swirling portal thing. It's like you're seeing backwards through your eye or something. :wacko:

Well, if you're gonna have diary shots for the rest of your life, you might as well make it fun at least. :P

I KNOW. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. ;_______;

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Blimey, the latest dashboard update locks the read/write-ability of your 360's DVD drive (if slim). So if you want to flash it you need to buy a replacement PCB board made by Team-X.

Lol, I'm glad I'm out of that cat and mouse game. Just get a JTAG and forget about Live, or play on Live with a stock console and buy your gaems.

FUKIN MICROSHIT R NAZIZ CUZ DEY WANT ME TO BUAY GAEMZ AND GMZ SHELD B FREE IM GUNNA SUE DEIR ASSEZ
23rd-July-2011, 19:22
Fer!

Also, downloading a Games On Demand Fable 2 and passing it off as mine didn't work. Welp. :P
23rd-July-2011, 19:25
Synthetik

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Originally Posted by Gare

Be hardcore like Isaac Newton. The guy inserted a fucking bodkin into his eye socket/behind his eyeball to see what effects it'd have on his vision.

FOR SCIENCE

If he saw further, it was only by standing on the shoulders of giants. Fucking hardcore giants that stab things into their eyeballs.

And lets not forget about Henry Clay Frick, the dude who got shot twice in the neck, stabbed 4 times in the leg, refused anesthesia during the operation to remove the bullets, and then got stitched up and went and wrote a letter to his mom. The kicker? He didn't even mention that he had just lived through an assassination attempt in the letter. :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 19:28
Fer!

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And lets not forget about Henry Clay Frick, the dude who got shot twice in the neck, stabbed 4 times in the leg, refused anesthesia during the operation to remove the bullets, and then got stitched up and went and wrote a letter to his mom. The kicker? He didn't even mention that he had just lived through an assassination attempt in the letter.

sup mom lol

im coming over next summar, can u bake me that nice apple pie of urs?

love, henry

p.s. cant see shit lol
23rd-July-2011, 19:32
Inferno.

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Originally Posted by Fer!

sup mom lol

im coming over next summar, can u bake me that nice apple pie of urs?

love, henry

p.s. cant see shit lol

People said lol back then? Holy fuck. :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 19:32
brit

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Winehouse is dead, meh, don't care again. No sympathy, just like Ryan Dunn. They were both responsible for their deaths.

What are you talking about? She's been drug and drink free for months. They don't know why she died yet.
23rd-July-2011, 19:33
Nemkoon

Steak....:drool:
23rd-July-2011, 19:34
Fer!

Maybe he invented it, he got shot and stabbed enough to kill a bear, if he survived that why he couldn't have invented lol? :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 19:34
Inferno.

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Originally Posted by brit

What are you talking about? She's been drug and drink free for months. They don't know why she died yet.

My care-o-metre still hasn't moved.
23rd-July-2011, 19:35
Synthetik

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Originally Posted by Fer!

Well, if you're gonna have diary shots for the rest of your life, you might as well make it fun at least. :P

I KNOW. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. ;_______;

FUKIN MICROSHIT R NAZIZ CUZ DEY WANT ME TO BUAY GAEMZ AND GMZ SHELD B FREE IM GUNNA SUE DEIR ASSEZ

True. Maybe she just had an important game of bridge or early dinner special to get to? :wacko:

Dude, I've met many others like us throughout my travels. I think I did it too much as a kid though, because it doesn't work anymore.

Godwin's Law is especially true when Microsoft is involved, it seems. :P

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Originally Posted by Fer!

sup mom lol

im coming over next summar, can u bake me that nice apple pie of urs?

love, henry

p.s. cant see shit lol

I think he like filed a bank loan or something too. He was just like "Fuck this, I'm too busy for death." And he lived to a ripe old age too. Hardcore. :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 19:37
brit

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

My care-o-metre still hasn't moved.

I'm not trying to make you care, punter. I'm trying to make you not make assumptions. When you make assumptions, you make an ass out of u and mption.
23rd-July-2011, 19:37
Fer!

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I think he like filed a bank loan or something too. He was just like "Fuck this, I'm too busy for death." And he lived to a ripe old age too. Hardcore.

I hope he didn't stood in a line waiting for his turn, because I can imagine him tapping his foot on a puddle of his own blood. :wacko:

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Dude, I've met many others like us throughout my travels. I think I did it too much as a kid though, because it doesn't work anymore.

Nope, it doesn't, I just checked. ):
23rd-July-2011, 19:38
Fer!

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When you make assumptions, you make an ass out of u and mption.

This doesn't make sense, but I liked it, I'll steal this phrase from you.
23rd-July-2011, 19:39
Synthetik

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

People said lol back then? Holy fuck. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by brit

What are you talking about? She's been drug and drink free for months. They don't know why she died yet.

I have a hard time believing that, especially considering she got booed off stage like a month ago, and canceled her whole European tour and stuff. Still, no way of knowing for sure until the autopsy comes out.
23rd-July-2011, 19:44
Synthetik

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Originally Posted by Fer!

I hope he didn't stood in a line waiting for his turn, because I can imagine him tapping his foot on a puddle of his own blood. :wacko:

Nope, it doesn't, I just checked. ):

:rofl: Nah, I think he just filled out a form and mailed it or something. Your way is better though, so let's just pretend that's what happened. :wacko:

Yeah, now it just kind of hurts and makes my vision blurry. We fucked our eyes up. :/
23rd-July-2011, 19:49
Fer!

I just quick-tried it, I don't feel like fucking up my eyes since they're good now. :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 19:50
Fer!

So...

All video cards require to be plugged to the PSU? I'm looking at some that doesn't seem to have a connection port other than the PCI-E plug.
23rd-July-2011, 19:51
Fer!

Oh, nvm, the 5670 doesn't have one. :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 19:52
Raype

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Originally Posted by Fer!

So...

All video cards require to be plugged to the PSU? I'm looking at some that doesn't seem to have a connection port other than the PCI-E plug.

No. Some can receive enough power from the MB. It's usually just the power hungry high end cards that tend to need their own PSU plug.
23rd-July-2011, 19:54
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

So...

All video cards require to be plugged to the PSU? I'm looking at some that doesn't seem to have a connection port other than the PCI-E plug.

Only powerful cards.
23rd-July-2011, 19:54
Fer!

Yeah, I'm noticing, some SLI's setups require 250w on idle. Jesus Christ.
23rd-July-2011, 19:54
Inferno.

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Originally Posted by Raype

No. Some can receive enough power from the MB. It's usually just the power hungry high end cards that tend to need their own PSU plug.

Most high end cards require two now :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 19:57
Raype

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Most high end cards require two now :wacko:

One of these days 2 PSUs is going to be the norm.

Mark my words.
23rd-July-2011, 20:01
Inferno.

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Originally Posted by Raype

One of these days 2 PSUs is going to be the norm.

Mark my words.

SLI PSUs? :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 20:07
Wyrm

Why is Nemesis not banned? :0:

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