The Banout: LOL BYE CHEEZY

The Ostrich and the Egret
Had a very fine flat to let.
Figurine hutch, no the place wasn't much, but they
Got a Peacock.

His belongings were meager but,
He was pretty, would bring good luck.
They would sing songs all around the piano and
Do the Cakewalk.

He would say what he's gonna do.
He would say what he wanted to.
Ostrich and Egret were filled with regret, but the
Rent's well worth him.

He felt things that they'd never felt.
Like the slap of a feather belt.
So still they sit by a fireplace silent.
A chill ran through them.

Ostrich and Egret and Peacock had very small dreams.
Thinking of them just reminds me of calendar scenes.
Nobody's laughing when everyone's weeping, it seems.

So that's How We Quit the Forest.
The scene wasn't what it used to be.
The scene is never what it used to be.
So, that's How We Quit the Forest.

The scene wasn't what it used to be.
The scene is never what it used to be.
So, that's How We Quit the Forest.

I'm the lucky one
Always having fun.
I tie back my hair.

I sit and watch T. V.
I see only me,
Though I look for you there.

Oh, where have you gone?
Were you canceled?
I change to channel 2.
You were the one
Who gave me all my answers.
I changed
So did you.

Try another show.
With the volume low.
I make up what they say.
Where it used to be your face
Is an empty space
Your co-stars look away.

Oh, where have you gone
And do you miss me
And what we used to do?
You were the one
Who'd talk and smile for half an hour
Always new.

I'm the lucky one.
I watch a re-run.
It looks a lot like you.

One star lost a family
One family lost a star.
That's why I wait and watch
To find out where you are.

One family lost a star.
One star, they lost their family.
That's why I sit at home alone
And Watch T. V.

I can watch forever
I can watch for hours
It just get better
It gives me power
I can watch for hours
I can watch forever
It gives me pleasure
It makes me better

I'm the lucky one.
Always having fun.

In conclusion, Rasputina fucking rocks.

I am failing to see the point. That is never a good thing.

Stop It Stop It Stop It

eh
meh
eh
fuck


my ode to life. so much for creativity

Oh hell. Insanitiy++

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In conclusion, Rasputina fucking rocks.

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It�s the sad story
About a dear and a man.
A romantic scene,
From a lullaby,
In a clearing green
Where his eyes met mine.
I was froze in motion,
Oh, his bow was raised,
Then the fleeting notion-
That my life he�d save.
But I saw it coming,
Flying through the air,
Feathered backside humming,
Missed me-hit me-Where?
Where it will only hurt me,
Not a mortal wound,
Leave me lying dirty-
Someone would find me soon.
I have never
Felt like this before,
Felt my body sinking
To the grassy floor.
No, I have never
Known a love like this-
Felt the flaming arrows
Of the Hunter�s Kiss.
My life is not mine,
Like a dog or a wife.
He has taken his time,
He has taken my life.
I could see the steaming
Of his cloudy breath.
No I was not dreaming,
I was next to Death.
As I lay there twitching,
Then my legs were tied,
There was nothing missing
On the day I died.
I have never
Felt like this before,
Felt my body sinking
To the grassy floor.
No, I have never
Known a love like this-
Felt the flaming arrows
Of the Hunter�s Kiss.
I have never
Felt like this before,
Felt my body sinking
To the grassy floor.
No, I have never
Known a love like this-
Felt the flaming arrows
Of the Hunter�s Kiss.

Note the BADASSery.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to God of Internet� again.

Piece of.

Rebel against last names/surnames. They're lame and useless anyway.

Oh, Rose Kennedy.

skinner your supposed to be gone now sciddadel!




lololololololol welcome back for the time being

HGUALHGLUHAHLGHGUAHLGHALUGHAL. Skinner8, I'm taking a vacation to Sweden. Now. Well, when I get a bunch of cash saved.

this thread makes me wonder if there was an award for Most Useless Thread and if there wasn't, there should be cuz this one would take the cake...

I dunno if this thread should be considered most useless.

Threads started by people just to accuse EP of putting trojans, spyware, adware, malware, virii, worms, tapeworms, giant anacondas, gypsy curses, voodoo hexes, demons like the one that possessed Linda Blair in that movie OMG what was that movie called again oh yeah it was Poltergeist OMG no wait that's not it no it was Exorcist yeah OMG that's what it was OMG did you see that movie OMG it was so scary and I've never actually seen it or anything but still OMG it was so scary that even though I've never seen it OMG it still scared me so bad OMG that's how scary it was OMG OMG OMG, inside of the roms and ISO's that are available for download here.

Now those threads INMHO are more useless.

Why would you want to go to Sweden? You've already been educated.

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I dunno if this thread should be considered most useless.

Threads started by people just to accuse EP of putting trojans, spyware, adware, malware, virii, worms, tapeworms, giant anacondas, gypsy curses, voodoo hexes, demons like the one that possessed Linda Blair in that movie OMG what was that movie called again oh yeah it was Poltergeist OMG no wait that's not it no it was Exorcist yeah OMG that's what it was OMG did you see that movie OMG it was so scary and I've never actually seen it or anything but still OMG it was so scary that even though I've never seen it OMG it still scared me so bad OMG that's how scary it was OMG OMG OMG, inside of the roms and ISO's that are available for download here.

Now those threads INMHO are more useless.

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Oh yeah. That is true. And these threads are alive for about... well, usually 20 minutes. After that a mod comes and BAMM. Thread closed/ban. Yes. These threads are indeed useless, and are absolutely not wanted in EP, I think. But life is tough.

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Why would you want to go to Sweden? You've already been educated.

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Because he loves me.

Hey guys, I just-LAUGHUAGUHUGHAUGHAUHGAUGHAUGHUAGHUAGHUGHUAHGAUHGUA HGAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUHGAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHUGHU GHUHUGHGUAGHUAHGUAHGUAHGUAGHUAHGAUHGUAHGAUGUAHGUAH UGHAUHGUAHGUAHGUAHGUAHGUHGUHGUAHGUAHGUAHUGHAUGHAUG HUGHUGHUGHU

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Because he loves me.

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FOR GAY UNIVERSE!

Also, America sucks. Seriously. Europe is where I'm dying.

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FOR GAY UNIVERSE!

Also, America sucks. Seriously. Europe is where I'm dying.

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Buy me beer.

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Originally Posted by God of Internet�

Also, America sucks. Seriously. Europe is where I'm dying.

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BAH! your just jealous cuz you can't get in

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BAH! your just jealous cuz you can't get in

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No, he's right.

I was wondering why I was subscribed to this thread I just realised I posted in here :P

Cool people haven't used thread subscriptions for some months.

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Cool people haven't used thread subscriptions for some months.

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cool people also like fridges, your point? :P

HAUAHLGUHULAGHALHALHALGUHALGLAGHALGUH, that's my point.

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HAUAHLGUHULAGHALHALHALGUHALGLAGHALGUH, that's my point.

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I was thinking that.

yay 5 frames done, 95 to go

diamonds suck.

they're for fat people who can't fuck.

LAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGH

Sinic laughter. I'm a genius.

Seconded.</>

I give up, whats the title of this thread stand for/mean?

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Buy me beer.

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Ok.

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Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer

I give up, whats the title of this thread stand for/mean?

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It's either the title of a movie, book, tv show, play or something else.
Or it's not.

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It's either the title of a movie, book, tv show, play or something else.
Or it's not.

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I've already check all possible plays (i.e. googled it) and nope. Has nothing to do with the entertainment industry.

You're such failures.

Terrible failures. With their collective fingers far far away from the pulse of human kind. I'm almost ashamed to be considered the same species. Failures.

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Terrible failures. With their collective fingers far far away from the pulse of human kind. I'm almost ashamed to be considered the same species. Failures.

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I don't think someone not knowing the inside joke of "The Bobsie Twins of the Internet" constitutes a failure.

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Sinic laughter. I'm a genius.

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Thirded. Very Pretty too.

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Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer

I give up, whats the title of this thread stand for/mean?

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Its Skinner's mating call. But that aside, Its also a prefix to his laughing rampage.

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I don't think someone not knowing the inside joke of "The Bobsie Twins of the Internet" constitutes a failure.

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You're wrong. And we have more in-jokes than that, anyway. THE GIFT IS PUNCHES!