The Misquote the Person Above You Thread!

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14th-December-2005, 20:15
McGuinty

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Originally Posted by Xaenn

This thread aint so bad afterall. However, by the time someone says something, 8 people have already quoted it.

I thought about that when I started the thread, but it's working out okay, just keep throwing wood on the fire and see how high the flames go.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaenn

This orgy aint so bad afterall. However, by the time I get my pants off, 8 people have already had their way with my balloon knot.

I've noticed that 99% of the misquotes are sexual in nature. What fun!
14th-December-2005, 20:20
Kazuya

Art

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaenn

This thread aint big enough for my mouth. However, by the time someone says I like to swallow pickled tomatoes, 8 people have already spanked me.

I enjoy riding my bike during the summer. It's hard to move through snow in my bike.
14th-December-2005, 20:22
Xaenn

Quote:

Originally Posted by McGuinty

I've noticed that 99% of the misquotes are sexual in nature. What fun!

I guess that goes to show what people are thinking about. :shrug:

Quote:

Originally Posted by McGuinty

I've noticed that 99% of my friends have ended up in jail for crimes that are sexual in nature. What fun!

I'll try and take it off of that train of thought then. However someone is bound to drag it back.
14th-December-2005, 20:27
McGuinty

Why take the high road? Sex jokes are the bread and butter of this thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaenn

I'll try and take it off to a Barry Manilow song. However no one is bound to throw money at me.

Some people just weren't made to take the heat.
14th-December-2005, 23:50
Xaenn

I think the more of the original quote you can use, the better.

Quote:

Originally Posted by McGuinty

Some people just weren't made to take it off in the heat of summer. Nobody wants to see 300 pounds of flesh.

When I look into your eyes, I can see the stars. (This should be good)
15th-December-2005, 00:45
McGuinty

Yes I also like it better the more of the quote i can keep. Which is why i'm not even gonna touch yours. I've got nothing, somebody else can try. Evans or polobunny.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazuya

I enjoy reading my books during the summer. It's hard to survive outdoors with my snow white skin. My bike has very rusty chains.

Blogs have brought almost as many stupid people online as AOL.
15th-December-2005, 01:16
MoloMowChow

Quote:

Originally Posted by McGuinty

My ass have brought pain to many stupid people online as Hitler did.

I would beat you in Counterstrike!!!
15th-December-2005, 04:10
Paul Miller

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoloMowChow

I would beat you off

He would, too.
Bean bag chairs.
15th-December-2005, 04:12
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Miller

I would screw lean fag pairs.
15th-December-2005, 04:12
polobunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Miller

I would, too.
Big bag Evans. Mmm

Lookout, Sprung posted before me!
15th-December-2005, 05:03
McGuinty

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

At the cookout, Sprung posted the world record for number of BBQ ribs eaten in an hour before the platter came around to me!

I love crispy bacon, but I don't eat it that often.
15th-December-2005, 05:09
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by McGuinty

I love cleanshaven ballsacks, but I don't eat it that often.
15th-December-2005, 05:11
pirates dc

How is this thread supposed to work?
15th-December-2005, 05:13
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Drug D3aler

How is my penis supposed to work?

Actually, I should be typing something. There now you have my panties to waller in.
15th-December-2005, 05:14
Mikey_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Actually, I should be sucking on something.

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