I tend to use the site www.askjaws.com , but you choose what you want. :P
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I tend to use the site www.askjaws.com , but you choose what you want. :P
OMG, according to Ask Jeeves Sprung got AIDS.Quote:
Originally Posted by First Ask Jeeves search result
o_OQuote:
Originally Posted by Das98
There's something I should probably tell everyone.
A few days ago I took Sprung to the doctor because he was acting a little strange. When the doctor was done with the examination he asked Sprung to leave the room. The doctor told me Sprung might have Alzheimers or AIDS. So I said, "Doctor, what can I do to help Sprung?". The doctor said "Take him out to the woods, leave him there, and if he comes back don't fuck him."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I'm sorry I didn't find that funny. Bad sense of humor? o_O
I think the joke was
Doctor:"I don't know whether whether he is stupid or has AIDS"
then respond "So what do I do?"
Then the doctor says "Leave him (it was a her in the original) in the woods, if he finds his way back, don't f*** him".
Close enough though.
It's an old joke, if you've heard it before it's kinda funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaws
Edit:
I can't remember it exactly, but I know when I heard it was a little different than that. That's the way it works with jokes though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Omega Weapon
Found it in one of the old joke threads. Here it is:
http://forums.emuparadise.org/showpo...2&postcount=82
I edited it, a little better now, a little.
OMG :rofl: That last one was nastyQuote:
Originally Posted by Omega Weapon
you can find a lot more here. Pretty good read if you like jokes.Quote:
Originally Posted by ncxtreme
http://forums.emuparadise.org/showthread.php?t=1135
I found Sprung, he's fine.