Yeah, I lurk on christianforums.com from time to time... It's interesting. And that doesn't exactly mean I'm a Christian, now does it?
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Yeah, I lurk on christianforums.com from time to time... It's interesting. And that doesn't exactly mean I'm a Christian, now does it?
Never EVER move to Sweden. The lovely "Jehovas Vittne" are fucking door knockers. Last week I opened the door... and there, two of them stood. They asked me all kinds of stupid questions. I wanted to wreck their car but as the nice guy I am, I just tried to end the conversation by not saying much. Yet, they continued... I HATE THEM!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Watcher
"...*St�nger d�rren*".
Problem solved.
Hehe, Jehova's Wittnesses? They come around often enough. My brother was a theology major so he invited them in. He got in a bunch of arguments with them making them seem quite foolish. It was a very funny story to hear.Quote:
Originally Posted by crusher
Thank God that "Jenova's Witnesses" aren't knocking on your door....
Yeah that would have worked but well, I don't have the heart to do that... I'll learn someday though.. -____________-Quote:
Originally Posted by Ziegfried
Yeah Jehova's Witnesses all right... One of my neighbours asked them why religion is the reason behind most wars. Well, they couldn't anwear. Funny stuff. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xaenn
Jenova's Witnesses would be intresting... :P
Just hang around me some more, and it won't be long~Quote:
Originally Posted by crusher
The worst thing about these door knocking bible-thumpers is the time at which they choose to preach. 12pm, I can deal with them. 5pm, splendid, I might even humour them with offers of tea and hob-nob biscuits. But 9.30am is my time, my fugging sleep time, and I certainly dont want to he of Jehova or how brilliant it is to be his 'witness' when I could be counting Zzzz's. I thank you.
You're all gonna toast on the fires of hell, demons will laugh as they shove pokers up your already bloody cheese greated ass, then you will be forced to suntan for 48 hours solid then bodybuilders and wrestlers will give you chinese burns on your arms and legs, then you will be put in a classroom when there are 20 blackboards and the teachers keep scraping them with their 6 inch long fingernails. Then you will be forced to watch 'The sound of Music' while being hung upside down
And then....
And Then...
AND THENNN....
AARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I might have to do that sometime... :wacko: Ullared 4ever!!1111? :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ziegfried
Never happened here actually. They mostly disrupt my dinner... :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Clive
The key is to have a good way to see who is at the door. If you don't want to witness Jehova, simply don't answer the door. :P
I need to get a solid titan door. We have grainy windows on our current door. It's easy to see the silhouette of people inside... :O
wow for an image of hell thats kinda mild.....if i want to beleive in something like that, i need a lot mor hellish "influence" before i become a "good" person
That was off the top of my head. I tend to think of things in a rather more warped manner, If i wanted i reckon i could put something really freaky, but nothin that would scare you into being good, just leave that to the Jehova's WitnessesQuote:
Originally Posted by EffigyOfDoom
I would postulate that as we leave this world we will no longer have physical bodies. Therefore I would say Hell has nothing to do with physical pain.
To further that I would say it is eternity with the total absense of God. And heaven the opposite.
The theory of evolution is VERY flawed. There are thousands of missing links in it. There is also the issue of reproduction. The reproduction system is extremely complex and would not work at all if just 1 part was missing in either the male or female. How did this system come about? I somewhat beleive in microevolution, but not macroevolution as much for my religious beliefs and that reason stated above.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zephyr
When it refers to creating the world in six days it has been interpretted by many to mean 6 stages or somewhat. A day in the eye of God is not a strict 24 hours. It can be thousands of years. Why does time matter when you exhist in eternity? There is also scientific proof that shows that the world was created in the same stages and the same order the Bible says in the beginning of Genesis.
I have something to say about Hell also. It is a place of great agony and separation from God. In fact Jesus makes more references to Hell then Heaven during his years of ministry.
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