The Hangout: EVERYONE IS HATED BY IVOLT

Also, Ivolt just volunteered to finish doing the commentary for my DS and RE vids :whistle:

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Originally Posted by Mimori

Spring has come. And many cute skirts have been bought. Goodbye, jeans! I shan't miss you. ^_^

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Whoa whoa whoa whoa lets not go crazy here.

Jeans are way too ultra-practical to get rid of till they don't fit anymore.

Or they're filled with holes. And even then, you'd be suprised how many people still use them.

THEY ROCK THAT SHIT HARDCORE.

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Originally Posted by Mimori

Depends. Do you consider it strange to want to claw your own eyes out? :wacko:

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Nah. But then, Plutonian eyes tend to regrow.

True, one's sight is slightly impaired each time they must, but I think I still have quite a few sets left before I go blind :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

<3 jeans.

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But...but... Skirts are reaaaaaally cute. D: And super-comfy when it gets warmer. ^^;;;

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

Also, Ivolt just volunteered to finish doing the commentary for my DS and RE vids :whistle:

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You know what? How bout you send me the video, and then we dual-cast this over skype.

I MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

Is it strange that I want to see? :P

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How cute, out little tan is finally going through puberty. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Mimori

I saw this wino eating grapes, and was like dude, you have to wait. :wacko:

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I haven't slept for ten days, because that'd be too long.

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

Isn't it 4? And isn't CM going to be sleeping (if he's not already) soon? That'd leave Elin, you, Ivolt, and me. So we wouldn't have too many :whistle:

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I count myself twice. I'm just that awesome.

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Originally Posted by Mimori

But...but... Skirts are reaaaaaally cute. D: And super-comfy when it gets warmer. ^^;;;

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Meh. The last time I wore a skirt was to a funeral. The last time I wore a dress was on Halloween a couple of years ago.

Jeans or bust.

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Originally Posted by Gare

I have similar problems. In other words, I approve of this plan.

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Ray does too. Terrible issues.

Needs to be resolved.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

You know what? How bout you send me the video, and then we dual-cast this over skype.

I MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.

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By "We", I assume you mean you and Ray :whistle:

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Whoa whoa whoa whoa lets not go crazy here.

Jeans are way too ultra-practical to get rid of till they don't fit anymore.

Or they're filled with holes. And even then, you'd be suprised how many people still use them.

THEY ROCK THAT SHIT HARDCORE.

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They've not been thrown. ^_^ Just shelved until the colder months return. Well, except for one pair. But they didn't fit to begin with. Yes, I took great pride in my appearance as a boy. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Mimori

Pretty much that. ^_^ There is also, of course, the option of being welcomed to die. But I feel we kind of exhausted that one. :wacko:

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Pretty please! we have to do that sometime soon. Also Dan and Kris have it too.

Just wanted to say that :wacko: Ladies, gents, gnite everyone.

:gnight:

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Whoa whoa whoa whoa lets not go crazy here.

Jeans are way too ultra-practical to get rid of till they don't fit anymore.

Or they're filled with holes. And even then, you'd be suprised how many people still use them.

THEY ROCK THAT SHIT HARDCORE.

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I'm wearing a pair that seem to be gradually losing bits off the leg.

Fortunately, I don't wear these in public, so people are spared the hairy pale drumstick.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

You know what? How bout you send me the video, and then we dual-cast this over skype.

I MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.

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We all need to do that more. Simply because the hilarity potential is high.

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Originally Posted by Mimori

But...but... Skirts are reaaaaaally cute. D: And super-comfy when it gets warmer. ^^;;;

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Speaking as a man, I must state that skirts are indeed the superior article of clothing.

Nothing hotter than a chick in a really nice skirt. Especially with fine legs. Or the right lower body to make that skirt work.

Which saddens me that the skirt is becoming an extreme rarity in wardrobe.

Of course, that could be the perversion talking.

Night, Cookie. :wav:

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Pretty please! we have to do that sometime soon. Also Dan and Kris have it too.

Just wanted to say that :wacko: Ladies, gents, gnite everyone.

:gnight:

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Later :wav:

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Originally Posted by Raype

And soon you'll have creepy middle aged men hanging out below staircases and such trying to catch a peek.

Not that I'd know anything about that.

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Considering the way I currently look, they'd have to be of pretty unusual tastes. :wacko:

Acid really messes with your mind, man. When I was on acid, I'd see things that looked like beams of light, and I'd hear things that sounded an awful lot like car horns.

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Pretty please! we have to do that sometime soon. Also Dan and Kris have it too.

Just wanted to say that :wacko: Ladies, gents, gnite everyone.

:gnight:

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:wav:

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Ray does too. Terrible issues.

Needs to be resolved.

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If it makes you feel any better, I currently look very unlike that recent picture.

Although I now look about 200% more dirtbag.

Which is pretty damned dirtbag.

Also, people should not seek shit out if they don't want to find it. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Mitch Hedberg

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

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He walks like Dracula... With footsteps silent. Like Death.

I recently heard a story from my grandfather about a time he had to go pick up my grandmother from some place because she'd been on acid and thought her french fries were screaming at her or something.

Whether or not this is actually true, it explains a lot about my insane grandmother that I tend to avoid at all costs. :wacko:

Totally going to the library when it opens at 6:30AM. *nerd*

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Originally Posted by Milady

Meh. The last time I wore a skirt was to a funeral. The last time I wore a dress was on Halloween a couple of years ago.

Jeans or bust.

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*gets to see prude in a dress practically every week*

I need to be more thankful of the fact that she tends to dress like a woman. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Mimori

Considering the way I currently look, they'd have to be of pretty unusual tastes. :wacko:

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Did years of being a man teach you nothing? We're shameless. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Meh. The last time I wore a skirt was to a funeral. The last time I wore a dress was on Halloween a couple of years ago.

Jeans or bust.

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I...don't really have the figure for most dresses, for obvious reasons. :'D But I'm fond of skirts. Even if it's probably just a novelty factor thing because 'Whee, suddenly I can wear all these things I couldn't before and not feel bad!'. ^^;;;

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Originally Posted by Raype

If it makes you feel any better, I currently look very unlike that recent picture.

Although I now look about 200% more dirtbag.

Which is pretty damned dirtbag.

Also, people should not seek shit out if they don't want to find it. :wacko:

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It's one of those things that just kinda happens.

Seriously, you posted a comment on a video, and it CLICKED BECAUSE SO OBVIOUS RIGHT

AND THEN I PUT ON A HAT AND RAN AROUND MY ROOM FOR 6 HOURS

THEN REQUESTS FOR EVERYONE. ESPECIALLY THE PEOPLE WITH NO EYES.

LIKE SAGE


WHERE AM I

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Originally Posted by Raype

*gets to see prude in a dress practically every week*

I need to be more thankful of the fact that she tends to dress like a woman. :wacko:

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Maybe so, but it's not like I wear men's jeans. :wacko:

Oh, sad story.

You know how I was flipping out this morning about not being able to sleep and having to get donuts from a place that wouldn't open for another hour (at the time)?

I didn't get the donuts. :(

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Originally Posted by Mimori

I...don't really have the figure for most dresses, for obvious reasons. :'D But I'm fond of skirts. Even if it's probably just a novelty factor thing because 'Whee, suddenly I can wear all these things I couldn't before and not feel bad!'. ^^;;;

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I'm going to buy Elin some miniskirts. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

I recently heard a story from my grandfather about a time he had to go pick up my grandmother from some place because she'd been on acid and thought her french fries were screaming at her or something.

Whether or not this is actually true, it explains a lot about my insane grandmother that I tend to avoid at all costs. :wacko:

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Wouldn't surprise me if they actually were. It's a well known fact that potatoes are sentient.

If you listen real close to the sound of a deep fryer just as you drop the fries in, you can hear them scream.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Wouldn't surprise me if they actually were. It's a well known fact that potatoes are sentient.

If you listen real close to the sound of a deep fryer just as you drop the fries in, you can hear them scream.

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I'll keep that in mind when I'm making french fries at the hospital. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Mimori

Totally going to the library when it opens at 6:30AM. *nerd*

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Libraries are awesome. Or at least the library of my uni is awesome.

There's also the occasional cute frehman girl looking for a book, and the opportunity to help her out. Ah, youth. :wacko:

And now I'm sounding like an old fart.

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Originally Posted by Milady

I'm going to buy Elin some miniskirts. :wacko:

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I'm bold, but I'm not that bold. Yet. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Wouldn't surprise me if they actually were. It's a well known fact that potatoes are sentient.

If you listen real close to the sound of a deep fryer just as you drop the fries in, you can hear them scream.

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No, no, that's you. Why do you think you have that burning sensation in your hand right as you hear the scream?

On that note, I have three more clinical days left in my program before I graduate and, hopefully, get a job. I've yet to start an IV for someone.

For someone, t's going to suck to be a part of my first group of patient assignments. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

No, no, that's you. Why do you think you have that burning sensation in your hand right as you hear the scream?

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You mean a deep fryer isn't good for human skin? WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS? D:

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Originally Posted by Mimori

I'm bold, but I'm not that bold. Yet. :wacko:

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Why not? I have some lovely knee high boots you can have. ^^;;;

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

It's one of those things that just kinda happens.

Seriously, you posted a comment on a video, and it CLICKED BECAUSE SO OBVIOUS RIGHT

AND THEN I PUT ON A HAT AND RAN AROUND MY ROOM FOR 6 HOURS

THEN REQUESTS FOR EVERYONE. ESPECIALLY THE PEOPLE WITH NO EYES.

LIKE SAGE

WHERE AM I

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Clearly the answer is simple. Never go anywhere on the internet. Only bad things happen here.

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Originally Posted by Milady

Maybe so, but it's not like I wear men's jeans. :wacko:

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I thought gender swapping jeans was what was hip nowadays.

Men wearing chick jeans, women wearing man jeans.

Maybe I was just hilariously misinformed.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Oh, sad story.

You know how I was flipping out this morning about not being able to sleep and having to get donuts from a place that wouldn't open for another hour (at the time)?

I didn't get the donuts. :(

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Well look on the bright side, you didn't fail to get donuts, you just succeeded at getting a lot of donut holes.

No one talk to me about the burning of hands and the making of french fries.

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Originally Posted by Mimori

You mean a deep fryer isn't good for human skin? WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS? D:

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Ivolt was supposed to.

Ivolt... :Arc:

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Originally Posted by Milady

I'm...going to pretend that I didn't backread any of that. :ugh:

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That is probably for the best.

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Originally Posted by Mimori

I say hugs are hugs for men. ^_^

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Originally Posted by 'Animal'

I come bearing free hugs for all. :<3:

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:hug:

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Originally Posted by 'Animal'

It's nice when I can talk about catching syphilis from public lavatories and it's not even close to the most disgusting post in the backread. :wacko:

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Could have been worse. You could have gotten pregnant.

Oh, wa--

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Originally Posted by Milady

Teriyaki sauce is like the best thing ever to be invented. ^^;;;

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Teriyaki... :drool:

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Originally Posted by Raype

I've always considered escalators to be the pinnacle of invention.

They don't so much break down as they simply become stairs.

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Dufresne! Search party of two!

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Originally Posted by Mimori

I saw this wino eating grapes, and was like dude, you have to wait. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

I haven't slept for ten days, because that'd be too long.

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Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping them move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck.

:<3: Mitch Hedberg.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Whoa whoa whoa whoa lets not go crazy here.

Jeans are way too ultra-practical to get rid of till they don't fit anymore.

Or they're filled with holes. And even then, you'd be suprised how many people still use them.

THEY ROCK THAT SHIT HARDCORE.

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I was going to post a picture of me in my ratty as fuck jeans, but the only half decent picture I have is of me and my ex right after my son was born.
Shit doesn't belong in the Hang Out.

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Originally Posted by Milady

Jeans or bust.

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Bust. BUST! :nerd:

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Originally Posted by Milady

I recently heard a story from my grandfather about a time he had to go pick up my grandmother from some place because she'd been on acid and thought her french fries were screaming at her or something.

Whether or not this is actually true, it explains a lot about my insane grandmother that I tend to avoid at all costs. :wacko:

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One time, after getting fucked up on peyote, I was trapped in a car for three hours because I thought there was a moose trying to charge the door every time I attempted to open it and get away.

:facepalm:

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Originally Posted by Milady

On that note, I have three more clinical days left in my program before I graduate and, hopefully, get a job. I've yet to start an IV for someone.

For someone, t's going to suck to be a part of my first group of patient assignments. :wacko:

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You have to begin somewhere. ^_^ All of my friends who took medicine seem to say pretty much the same thing. That they do a lot of really basic things for the first time in real life scenarios once they've actually started work. Scaaaaaaary. :'D I'm sure it'll go fine, but I'll keep my fingers crossed. ^^;;;