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14th-May-2007, 23:55
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

Maybe you're just unlucky enough to have to deal with "younger family member syndrome".

Where you have to bride younger brothers/sisters/cousins/neices/nephews/whatever in order to get help with anything.

Or to keep their mouths shut.

I'd like to kill whoever invented the phrase "what's in it for me?". Or at least whoever taught it to young people.

Where do you live again?
14th-May-2007, 23:55
Elmdor Rizer

I think it's funny because I'm greek.

Also, EP has seen a huge amount of shitty topics during the last couple of days. I blame Ray.

Girls Have No Tentacles!
14th-May-2007, 23:55
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

Where you have to bride younger brothers/sisters/cousins/neices/nephews/whatever in order to get help with anything.

You live in Cut N Shoot, don't you?
14th-May-2007, 23:55
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samurai Blade

I agree with this but being my Kids are 2 and Under. I'm not sure why???

Your children and wife do not exist.
14th-May-2007, 23:56
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

Girls Have No Tentacles!

I refuse to believe this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

You live in Cut N Shoot, don't you?

That explains alot then.
14th-May-2007, 23:56
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

I think it's funny because I'm greek.

Also, EP has seen a huge amount of shitty topics during the last couple of days. I blame Ray.

Girls Have No Tentacles!

No way. Bend over.

o_O

Guys, he's not lying... O_O
14th-May-2007, 23:57
Elmdor Rizer

People that lie over the internet amuse and arouse me.
14th-May-2007, 23:57
Seraphis Cain

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Your children and wife do not exist.

We were all thinking it, but only strongbad had the guts to say it.

I salute you, sir.
14th-May-2007, 23:58
Jase

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Where do you live again?

We talking about NINJAMAFIA here, his allowed to marry family members, his a redneck remember, a redneck mafia ninja =/
14th-May-2007, 23:58
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Guys, he's not lying... O_O

[(>_<)] Earmuffs!
14th-May-2007, 23:59
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seraphis Cain

We were all thinking it, but only strongbad had the guts to say it.

I salute you, sir.

He will be missed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase

We talking about NINJAMAFIA here, his allowed to marry family members, his a redneck remember, a redneck mafia ninja =/

Indeed.
14th-May-2007, 23:59
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

The pic was taken right before I attacked her on the beach and went all greek on her. That's right. I. Said. Greek. *ding dong* Hello? Someone's at the back door.

Oh god.

I can't get the image of sprung wearing a borat speedo out of my head.

KILL ME!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by corey

Where do you live again?

...

Fuck you fagboy!

Heh, it was a typo I swear! :dread:

Quote:

Originally Posted by nazi

Also, EP has seen a huge amount of shitty topics during the last couple of days. I blame Ray.

Girls Have No Tentacles!

Don't look at me, I don't make topics. I only ruin them with my posting in them.

No, they have tentacles. You just need to look really close. They hide them inside. I walked into a delivery room once and I saw a girl trying to eat a baby with her tentacle.

I shat myself.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

You live in Cut N Shoot, don't you?

Cut N shoot?

Emo firing range?
14th-May-2007, 23:59
Elmdor Rizer

Oh, you guys.

LOL BEN FOLDS LOL.
14th-May-2007, 23:59
Strongbad

Thank God for the cellphone calender! I could have missed an episode of 24 without it.
15th-May-2007, 00:00
Jase

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Your children and wife do not exist.

I think someone just got burnt like the people in the North Tower. [/911]
15th-May-2007, 00:00
Strongbad

Now all I have to do is find the remote.
15th-May-2007, 00:01
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

Cut N shoot?

Emo firing range?

Where i live.
15th-May-2007, 00:01
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase

I think someone just got burnt like the people in the North Tower. [/911]

Some would say that joke came too soon, but not me.

Well played, sir.
15th-May-2007, 00:01
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Now all I have to do is find the remote.

Get your dad to do it. Or, you could get it yourself, Mr. Bestworkerintheworld :P
15th-May-2007, 00:01
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase

I think someone just got burnt like the people in the North Tower. [/911]

:gaffaw:
15th-May-2007, 00:02
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Where i live.

Or, "Yes".

They both work.
15th-May-2007, 00:02
Seraphis Cain

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase

I think someone just got burnt like the people in the North Tower. [/911]

See now, when you're not American, it's perfectly fine to joke about 9/11.

I envy you, sir.
15th-May-2007, 00:02
Elmdor Rizer

Right, homework. Fuck you all.

And having said that..

meat is still murder, dairy's still rape. ^_______^
15th-May-2007, 00:02
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Some would say that joke came too soon, but not me.

Well played, sir.

No, the Irwin jokes came too soon. Almost (/11 hapened like 6 years ago.
15th-May-2007, 00:03
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Get your dad to do it. Or, you could get it yourself, Mr. Bestworkerintheworld :P

I am looking, I just can't find the bastard. Besides, my dad wouldn't know where I put the remote for the TV in my room.
15th-May-2007, 00:03
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosnake

No, the Irwin jokes came too soon. Almost (/11 hapened like 6 years ago.

And we all stop for a moment of silence on Parenthesis 11, every year.
15th-May-2007, 00:03
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Or, "Yes".

They both work.

I only cut myself once. And that was on accident. I was joking about with Taylor and she pushed my hand.
15th-May-2007, 00:04
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

I am looking, I just can't find the bastard. Besides, my dad wouldn't know where I put the remote for the TV in my room.

Stop it. You're supposed to retort, not make sense.
15th-May-2007, 00:04
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

And we all stop for a moment of silence on Parenthesis 11, every year.

I do. :low2:

gimme a break I'm typping without watching the key board for the first time in forever.
15th-May-2007, 00:04
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosnake

I only cut myself once. And that was on accident. I was joking about with Taylor and she pushed my hand.

That's not a excuse. You masturbated, mister.
15th-May-2007, 00:04
Elmdor Rizer

Whenever someone brings 9/11 up 'IRL' I like to go "Uh? I dun remember that, can you tell me what happened???". People always get pissed, despite the fact that they couldn't care less. Hypocrites also amuse me.
15th-May-2007, 00:05
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Where i live.

Oh.

Well I'd probably qualify for "cut n shoot" membership.

If "membership" is just fancy talk for being from a place where there are a lot of inbreds and rednecks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surf nazi

meat is still murder, dairy's still rape.

I could go for sume murder and a tall glass of rape myself.
15th-May-2007, 00:06
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

That's not a excuse. You masturbated, mister.

But you caught me. You never punished your daughter for our mistake.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die!

Whenever someone brings 9/11 up 'IRL' I like to go "Uh? I dun remember that, can you tell me what happened???". People always get pissed, despite the fact that they couldn't care less. Hypocrites also amuse me.

Indeed.
15th-May-2007, 00:06
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

I could go for sume murder and a tall glass of rape myself.

Seconded.
15th-May-2007, 00:06
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosnake

But you caught me. You never punished your daughter for our mistake.

Indeed.

Stop confusing me. It makes the children cry.
15th-May-2007, 00:07
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Stop confusing me. It makes the children cry.

Sorry. When I say it in my head I have the voice tones and whatnot. It doesn't cmoe out right on the inernets.
15th-May-2007, 00:07
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosnake

I only cut myself once. And that was on accident. I was joking about with Taylor and she pushed my hand.

Only once?

Do you live in a bubble or something?

I get injured by sharp objects daily.

...

I really should stop throwing my discarded beer bottles on the floor.

Or start sweeping.

Eh, I'll do it tomorrow.
15th-May-2007, 00:08
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray.

Only once?

Do you live in a bubble or something?

I get injured by sharp objects daily.

...

I really should stop throwing my discarded beer bottles on the floor.

Or start sweeping.

Eh, I'll do it tomorrow.

Cut myself. I get cut all the time.
15th-May-2007, 00:09
Corey

Ok. Time to play Fallout.
15th-May-2007, 00:09
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosnake

Cut myself. I get cut all the time.

But if she pushed you it's not cutting yourself.

It's an accidental cutting.

Cutting yourself either means you actually tried to cut yourself or you got cut.

Since you weren't trying to cut yourself I figured you meant you only got cut once.

Which is odd.

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